# For those who see the ads here, I have a new crush. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 14, 2016, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-those-who-see-the-ads-here-i-have-a-new-crush/762783 "2016-08-14T13:04:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![bienville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@bienville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bienville)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2016, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-those-who-see-the-ads-here-i-have-a-new-crush/762783/1 "2016-08-14T13:04:30Z")
If you see the ads here, you’ve no doubt noticed the woman in the blue underwear for the “The #1 trick to MELT belly fat while SLEEPING (effective 83.5% of the time)” ad. I totally have a crush on her. Sure, generally I need the eyes and the smile before I fully develop a crush on someone, and this ad only shows the woman’s midsection as she pinches her soft belly, but seeing her over and over again in such a short period of time I’ve developed a familiarity that had served as a steady foundation for a full crush. Kinda wanna marry her. Note: the fact that this woman is being used in a weight loss ad is kind of a symbol of everything that is wrong with society. If you look like her, don’t let the internet make you think you need to lose weight. Ads are evil. ---
**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2016, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-those-who-see-the-ads-here-i-have-a-new-crush/762783/2 "2016-08-14T23:51:05Z")
Regrettably, I can’t see ads here… ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2016, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-those-who-see-the-ads-here-i-have-a-new-crush/762783/3 "2016-08-14T23:56:20Z")
> [@Velocity](#): > > Regrettably, I can’t see ads here… Fortunately, I don’t see ads here…