# For US Citizens, here's YOUR STATE MOTTO\* \*

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-us-citizens-heres-your-state-motto/302675>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 6, 2005, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-us-citizens-heres-your-state-motto/302675 "2005-05-06T13:00:09Z")\
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**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2005, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-us-citizens-heres-your-state-motto/302675/61 "2005-05-07T06:21:33Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> Pennsylvania:  
> “Pittsburgh and Philadelphia, with Alabama in Between”

I resemble that remark!

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**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2005, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-us-citizens-heres-your-state-motto/302675/62 "2005-05-07T06:25:12Z")

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Nah, you’re parent’s aren’t even second cousins. 😃

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**Author:** ![ouryL](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ouryl/32/6067_2.png) [@ouryL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouryL)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2005, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-us-citizens-heres-your-state-motto/302675/63 "2005-05-07T06:39:41Z")

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> [@featherlou](#):
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> **ouryL** , you really felt the need to quote the whole OP for a post that was only relevant to one-fiftieth of it? My wheel finger is tired now.

I was gonna edit it down but fergot!! 😛

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**Author:** ![Sharky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@Sharky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sharky)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2005, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-us-citizens-heres-your-state-motto/302675/64 "2005-05-07T07:18:06Z")

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The Florida State Song is: “The Swanee River (Old Folks at Home)”. I am not making this up.  
For a motto, I submit:

Florida:

“Thanks for Visiting. Now Go Home.”

🆒

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**Author:** ![David\_Simmons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9de053/32.png) [@David\_Simmons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David_Simmons)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2005, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-us-citizens-heres-your-state-motto/302675/65 "2005-05-07T07:29:03Z")

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> [@Sharky](#):
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> The Florida State Song is: “The Swanee River (Old Folks at Home)”. I am not making this up.  
> For a motto, I submit:
> 
> Florida:
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> “Thanks for Visiting. Now Go Home.”
> 
> 🆒

Hell, the Texas state song is _I’ve Been Workin’ On The Railroad._

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**Author:** ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2005, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-us-citizens-heres-your-state-motto/302675/66 "2005-05-07T14:29:01Z")

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> [@TheOnlySaneOne](#):
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> It would terrifying to wake up and be in Ohio. I’d miss the sun actually coming out for more than five minutes. I’d miss being able to drive in a direction that doesn’t somehow lead to Cleavland. I’d miss…well, basic dignity.
> 
> 😛

What does a guy from Flint MI know about basic dignity? 😃  
Our REAL motto in Ohio is

“Take the Cleveland Browns. Again. Really. Someone please take this inept excuse for a football team off our hands. We’ve learned our lesson, and we mean it this time.”

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2005, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-us-citizens-heres-your-state-motto/302675/67 "2005-05-07T18:29:55Z")

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> [@kunilou](#):
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> _Nunavit_  
> Try to find us. Really. Here’s a map. Go ahead.

[No wonder nobody could find Nunavit on a map…](http://www.gov.nu.ca/Nunavut/)

😃

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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2005, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-us-citizens-heres-your-state-motto/302675/68 "2005-05-07T19:09:03Z")

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I do have to inform y’all that the one for North Dakota is incorrect.

THe _correct_ motto:  
North Dakota: We’re so windy because Montana blows and Minnesota sucks.

Tripler  
Trust me, of these matters I know.

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**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2005, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-us-citizens-heres-your-state-motto/302675/69 "2005-05-07T23:01:32Z")

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> [@zamboniracer](#):
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> Our REAL motto in Ohio is
> 
> “Take the Cleveland Browns. Again. Really. Someone please take this inept excuse for a football team off our hands. We’ve learned our lesson, and we mean it this time.”

Sure. Trade you for the Lions. 😛

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**Author:** ![sneezy5660](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@sneezy5660](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sneezy5660)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2005, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-us-citizens-heres-your-state-motto/302675/70 "2005-05-07T23:55:38Z")

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> [@David Simmons](#):
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> Hell, the Texas state song is _I’ve Been Workin’ On The Railroad._

Actually, the state song of Texas is Texas Our Texas . The school song for the University of Texas is set to the tune of I’ve Been Workin’ on the Railroad.

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**Author:** ![Raygun99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Raygun99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raygun99)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2005, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-us-citizens-heres-your-state-motto/302675/71 "2005-05-08T00:45:57Z")

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Nova Scotia: I’m not in a Celtic band, but my cousin is.

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**Author:** ![Dazzling\_White\_Diamonds](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/41988e/32.png) [@Dazzling\_White\_Diamonds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dazzling_White_Diamonds)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2005, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-us-citizens-heres-your-state-motto/302675/72 "2005-05-08T02:07:46Z")

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> [@5que](#):
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> Not for long though, right? Aren’t they gonna make you guys finally accept daylight savings time?
> 
> 5que  
> Central **Daylight** Time, and damn proud of it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Rub it in. It’ll probably take another few years for the gov’t to decide whether we’ll be Central (my personal pick) or Eastern. I truly enjoyed not dealing with the time change twice a year, but that’s a hijack for another thread, my friend.

FWIW, I’m originally from Illinois. And still live close to it, hence my preference. 😃

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**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2005, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-us-citizens-heres-your-state-motto/302675/73 "2005-05-08T02:21:40Z")

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I too really enjoyed not having the time change while I lived in Indiana, although we had to remember that suddenly all of our favorite TV shows were on an hour later/earlier.

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**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2005, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-us-citizens-heres-your-state-motto/302675/74 "2005-05-08T04:05:39Z")

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> [@wolf\_meister](#):
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> For those in Michigan, I apologize but I feel your state has the strangest motto of ALL 50 states:  
> “If you seek a pleasant peninsula, look around you.”

What’s strange about it? I could see an accusation of lame, but why strange? First it is actually in Latin (_Si quaeris peninsulam amoenam, circumspice_), with classsical roots–having shamelessly borrowed the phrase from one of the Roman poets, (substituting the reference to the peninsula for whatever had been the object of the poet’s fancy). Second it is (if one grants the “pleasant” adjective) absolutely true, since all of Michigan is contained on one of two penisulas (or one of the many peninsulas jutting from the two principle peninsulas). Even Alaska and Florida have “panhandles” that extend along their coasts away from their peninsular main bodies, but Michigan is entirely on peninsulas.

I do not say tht it is a _good_ motto, but it hardly seems strange.

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**Author:** ![David\_Simmons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9de053/32.png) [@David\_Simmons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David_Simmons)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2005, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-us-citizens-heres-your-state-motto/302675/75 "2005-05-08T04:29:53Z")

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> [@sneezy5660](#):
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> Actually, the state song of Texas is Texas Our Texas . The school song for the University of Texas is set to the tune of I’ve Been Workin’ on the Railroad.

OK, OK. I learned more about Texas than I really wanted to know. 😉

I’ll never forget the time in Belgium when my pal from Houston got a package from homes with popcorn in it.

“Now,” he bragged, “You guys will have some real popcorn. Some Texas popcorn as only Texans can grow it.” Or words to that effect. It’s been a long time.

Anyway, I took the can and read off the brand.

Jolly Time Popcorn, Sioux City, Iowa.

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**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2005, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-us-citizens-heres-your-state-motto/302675/76 "2005-05-08T05:31:01Z")

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I, too, was rather disappointed with the Maryland motto.

I think we can borrow JFK’s (i think) famous quote about Washington:

Maryland: Northern Charm, Southern Efficiency.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2005, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-us-citizens-heres-your-state-motto/302675/77 "2005-05-08T08:02:07Z")

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_Oregon_  
“Dude, we were supposed to have a motto?”

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2005, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-us-citizens-heres-your-state-motto/302675/78 "2005-05-08T08:31:11Z")

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Canadian provincial mottoes:

BC: The Other Col\*mbia.  
Alberta: God’s Country, and don’t you liberals forget it.  
Saskatchewan: Flat. Farmy. And hard to spell.  
Manitoba: home of the famous Marijuana Mines.  
Ontario: Bigger than you, and now whiny too.  
Québec: _Je me souviens… toujours_.  
New Brunswick: Bilingual and still forgotten.  
Nova Scotia: Cold, damp, but historic.  
Prince Edward Island: Enough about the bridge already.  
Newfoundland: Still mad about 1949.

And the territories:  
Yukon: Halfway between BC and Alaska.  
Northwest Territories: We have diamonds too!  
Nunavut: Come for a visit. Please?

🙂

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**Author:** ![Pensandfeathers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a183cd/32.png) [@Pensandfeathers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pensandfeathers)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2005, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-us-citizens-heres-your-state-motto/302675/79 "2005-05-08T08:52:06Z")

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> [@wolf\_meister](#):
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> If you want to see the **real mottoes** they are here:  
> [http://www.1728.com/page1.htm](http://www.1728.com/page1.htm)
> 
> and the **state nicknames** (which have yet to be discussed) are here.  
> [http://www.1728.com/page2.htm](http://www.1728.com/page2.htm)  
> For those in Michigan, I apologize but I feel your state has the strangest motto of ALL 50 states:  
> “If you seek a pleasant peninsula, look around you.”
> 
> (and someone had the temerity to say New Mexico has a strange motto?)

Either that thing is wrong, or I feel really stupid.

I thought Washington’s nickname was, “The Evergreen State.”

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**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2005, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-us-citizens-heres-your-state-motto/302675/80 "2005-05-08T18:09:26Z")

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**PensandFeathers**  
If you went to this page:  
[http://www.1728.com/page2.htm](http://www.1728.com/page2.htm)  
and looked for WA you would see that the nickname is “The Evergreen State” (also The Chinook State).

Perhaps you have mottoes and nicknames confused?

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