# For Women. Re: Gene Simmons' Tongue **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 13, 2008, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-women-re-gene-simmons-tongue/445117 "2008-04-13T02:54:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9fc348/32.png) [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Flying_Dutchman)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2008, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-women-re-gene-simmons-tongue/445117/1 "2008-04-13T02:54:08Z")
I just saw Simmons demonstrate the amazing size of his organ and his awesome dexterity as he makes it dance during the Tonight Show the other evening. I was impressed. What I want to know is if it turns you on. ---
**Author:** ![Tabula\_Rasa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a9adbd/32.png) [@Tabula\_Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabula_Rasa)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2008, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-women-re-gene-simmons-tongue/445117/2 "2008-04-13T03:01:32Z")
[QUOTE=The Flying Dutchman] I just saw Simmons demonstrate the amazing size of his organ and his awesome dexterity as he makes it dance during the Tonight Show the other evening. I was impressed. What I want to know is if it turns you on. [/QUOTE] It’s the sexiest thing about Gene Simmons. And, no. ---
**Author:** ![Catfood\_Purrito](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Catfood\_Purrito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catfood_Purrito)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2008, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-women-re-gene-simmons-tongue/445117/3 "2008-04-13T03:21:06Z")
Gene Simmons repulses me. So, hell no. ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2008, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-women-re-gene-simmons-tongue/445117/4 "2008-04-13T03:53:09Z")
It might be sexy on some other guy, but the idea of Gene Simmons going down on me is scary, tongue or not. So, no. ---
**Author:** ![Savannah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Savannah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Savannah)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2008, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-women-re-gene-simmons-tongue/445117/5 "2008-04-13T03:54:50Z")
No. I do not like Gene Simmons, large and dexterous tongue or not. ---
**Author:** ![lavenderviolet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/cdc98d/32.png) [@lavenderviolet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lavenderviolet)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2008, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-women-re-gene-simmons-tongue/445117/6 "2008-04-13T03:55:42Z")
Nope. I think I’m starting to notice a trend. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![NajaNivea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/22d042/32.png) [@NajaNivea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NajaNivea)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2008, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-women-re-gene-simmons-tongue/445117/7 "2008-04-13T03:58:14Z")
**hurk** ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2008, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-women-re-gene-simmons-tongue/445117/8 "2008-04-13T03:58:59Z")
Ewww. Oh dear Og no. I would definitely consider the thought of Gene and his tongue a most _un_welcome nightmare. \< shudder \> ---
**Author:** ![NajaNivea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/22d042/32.png) [@NajaNivea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NajaNivea)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2008, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-women-re-gene-simmons-tongue/445117/9 "2008-04-13T03:59:16Z")
**hurk** **hurka** …I think I’m better now. No. ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2008, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-women-re-gene-simmons-tongue/445117/10 "2008-04-13T04:05:26Z")
Hell no. ---
**Author:** ![cookeze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@cookeze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cookeze)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2008, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-women-re-gene-simmons-tongue/445117/11 "2008-04-13T04:05:31Z")
I saw that show too. And what ran thru my mind was: If he’s gonna take that thing out in public, he really should consider washing it first. What the hell was that on his tongue? ---
**Author:** ![kittenblue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ba8739/32.png) [@kittenblue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenblue)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2008, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-women-re-gene-simmons-tongue/445117/12 "2008-04-13T04:05:49Z")
oh, god, no…do you know where that tongue has been? ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2008, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-women-re-gene-simmons-tongue/445117/13 "2008-04-13T04:05:58Z")
If it were attached to just about anyone else or simply detached from Gene Simmons, it would be somewhat sexy, but as it is attached to Gene Simmons I have a similar reaction as NajaNivea in the previous post. It’s not just his looks, he is not attractive but that could be ignored if he had a decent personality. He just oozes smarm. Just looking at him makes me want to take a scalding hot shower and scrub off a layer of skin in the process. I can’t even imagine being in the same room with him let alone allowing him to _shudder_ _retch_ GAH! I can’t even finish that thought … now I must go scrub my brain with bleach. ---
**Author:** ![chique](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@chique](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chique)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2008, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-women-re-gene-simmons-tongue/445117/14 "2008-04-13T05:17:48Z")
Nice tongue. Creepy human being. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2008, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-women-re-gene-simmons-tongue/445117/15 "2008-04-13T05:18:59Z")
There is nothing about Gene Simmons that turns me on, and I’m including his walking upright, possessing opposable thumbs (and a gigantic tongue), being a tool user (in various ways) and speaking English. Even if his name could be anagrammed to spell “great cunnilingus,” it still wouldn’t be a turn-on, even subliminally. Although now I’m half-curious as to whether “great cunnilingus” could be anagrammed into any relatively conventional name… ---
**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2008, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-women-re-gene-simmons-tongue/445117/16 "2008-04-13T05:40:19Z")
He’s so disgusting. ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2008, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-women-re-gene-simmons-tongue/445117/17 "2008-04-13T06:58:34Z")
[QUOTE=The Scrivener] There is nothing about Gene Simmons that turns me on, and I’m including his walking upright, possessing opposable thumbs (and a gigantic tongue), being a tool user (in various ways) and speaking English. Even if his name could be anagrammed to spell “great cunnilingus,” it still wouldn’t be a turn-on, even subliminally. Although now I’m half-curious as to whether “great cunnilingus” could be anagrammed into any relatively conventional name… [/QUOTE] August Innclinger is the best I’ve come up with so far, but I’ll keep you posted. ---
**Author:** ![Sierra\_Indigo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@Sierra\_Indigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sierra_Indigo)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2008, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-women-re-gene-simmons-tongue/445117/18 "2008-04-13T09:27:22Z")
Absolutely not. Ew. ---
**Author:** ![11811](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/9d8465/32.png) [@11811](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/11811)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2008, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-women-re-gene-simmons-tongue/445117/19 "2008-04-13T12:09:14Z")
[QUOTE=The Scrivener] There is nothing about Gene Simmons that turns me on, and I’m including his walking upright, possessing opposable thumbs (and a gigantic tongue), being a tool user (in various ways) and speaking English. Even if his name could be anagrammed to spell “great cunnilingus,” it still wouldn’t be a turn-on, even subliminally. Although now I’m half-curious as to whether “great cunnilingus” could be anagrammed into any relatively conventional name… [/QUOTE] Bound to be something for you [here.](http://wordsmith.org/anagram/anagram.cgi?anagram=great+cunnilingus&t=1000) ---
**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2008, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-women-re-gene-simmons-tongue/445117/20 "2008-04-13T13:28:05Z")
Hello, my name is Lance Surging Unit. _snerk_ Yeah, I’m with everyone else. He’s gross. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-women-re-gene-simmons-tongue/445117.md?page=2)