# For Women. Re: Gene Simmons' Tongue

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-women-re-gene-simmons-tongue/445117>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [April 13, 2008, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-women-re-gene-simmons-tongue/445117 "2008-04-13T02:54:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2008, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-women-re-gene-simmons-tongue/445117/101 "2008-04-15T10:52:19Z")

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[QUOTE=The Flying Dutchman]  
You declined to respond negatively like every other doper chick (except Fessie) in your previous post and offered us the inside information that Simmons has a sex tape.  
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Well, sorry 'bout that. I do indeed find him repulsive.

As for the “inside information”, as I said, I saw it on some celebrity gossip discussion group or whatever. Morbid curiosity. (BTW, it works as a GREAT diet aid! Totally killed MY appetite!)

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**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2008, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-women-re-gene-simmons-tongue/445117/102 "2008-04-15T16:37:53Z")

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[QUOTE=RoOsh]  
His daughter is really pretty too, but she’s like 14 or something.  
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Oh, really? Does she have a boyfriend?  
[sub]I’ll show _you_ who’s less skeevy than Gene Simmons![/sub]

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**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2008, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-women-re-gene-simmons-tongue/445117/103 "2008-04-15T18:15:11Z")

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[QUOTE=HowieReynolds]  
4. Gene Simmons has slept a ton of women.  
5. I think some of these “Eww, Gene Simmons, no way, gross!” posts are protesting a little too much.  
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Some women will sleep with anyone rich and famous enough, for the notoriety of it, and possibly for the drugs or whatever, I don’t know.

And I’d _like_ to think Doper women have better taste than average (whether that’s true or not. 😃 )

Besides, he’s frickin’ old, and skeevy. And of course, the fact that he’s slept with that supposed ton of women and probably has/has had more STD’s than you can [insert colloquial expression here] doesn’t help. Gah.

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**Author:** ![Millit\_the\_Frail](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Millit\_the\_Frail](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Millit_the_Frail)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2008, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-women-re-gene-simmons-tongue/445117/104 "2008-04-15T23:35:10Z")

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[QUOTE=TroubleAgain]  
Besides, he’s frickin’ old, and skeevy. And of course, the fact that he’s slept with that supposed ton of women and probably has/has had more STD’s than you can \*\*[insert colloquial expression here] \*\*doesn’t help. Gah.  
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(Bolding mine)

“shake a tongue at” ?  
For the OP: Gross, nasty, no WAY!!

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