# For wyldelf... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 20, 2001, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-wyldelf/50978 "2001-01-20T04:06:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-wyldelf/50978/41 "2001-01-24T02:02:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Silly Rabbit \* > **Ahh… clever. However, it is ever so obvious that I am not exactly one to brag about.** Awww ☹ Don’t say that. It’s just time I stop being a slut and settle down and be a two-woman man, that’s all. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Silly\_Rabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Silly\_Rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silly_Rabbit)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-wyldelf/50978/42 "2001-01-24T02:13:15Z")
Actually, my statement had nothing to do with you and everything to do with this: > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MikeG \* > \*\ ***Crunchy** I must commend you on your impeccable taste once again. > > We are sharing two of the most beautiful, witty and smart women on this planet. I am not good at poems, but I do know a good thing when I see it. > hugs and kisses to you both, girls! \*\* 😛 ---
**Author:** ![kristoph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7cd45c/32.png) [@kristoph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kristoph)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-wyldelf/50978/43 "2001-01-24T02:14:51Z")
_cracking open a Thirtsy Dog and loosening tie_ yeah well, never made it through law school, so, what can ya expect??? hmmmm, _pondering **Crunchy** ’s terms_ I’ll need to confer with my client on this one … (gueez, why do people take personal attacks so, …, _personally_??) ---
**Author:** ![wyldelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4491bb/32.png) [@wyldelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wyldelf)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-wyldelf/50978/44 "2001-01-24T20:55:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog \* > > So, did you really dream of me, or was that just so it’d rhyme?😉 > > The point is I loved the poem and I meant no disrepect by not responding sooner - it’s just that I wasn’t around to respond. Are we still getting divorced then? \*\* Of course I dreamt of you **Crunchy**!!! [sub]dreamt of little froggy balls in a jar beside my bed perhaps - but dreamt all the same[/sub] 😃 I am glad you liked the poem - I loved mine - my first love poem _sigh_ and even had “As you wish” in it - what more can a girl want? Well, other than jewellery, sports car and a few million to throw around - but hey - you take what you can get these days - the poem will do nicely!! 😉 😉 As for divorce? Well I am still getting **Kristoph** to write up the papers - just in case this squeaky clean image of yours falls down. I am not just going to be won over by one poem, a little bit of wooing is in line I think - show me what you have got dahling _winks_ ---
**Author:** ![Tally-Ho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e495f1/32.png) [@Tally-Ho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tally-Ho)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-wyldelf/50978/45 "2001-01-24T21:03:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by wyldelf \* > As for divorce? Well I am still getting **Kristoph** to write up the papers - just in case this squeaky clean image of yours falls down. Squeaky clean? This Frog?!? Dearie, if you’re going to force **Crunchy** to stay clean then I’l just have to take my considerable talents elsewhere. ☹ Bye, bye, **Froggy**. It was fun. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![wyldelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4491bb/32.png) [@wyldelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wyldelf)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-wyldelf/50978/46 "2001-01-24T21:09:12Z")
Well that is going to take extra wooing!!! [sub]_sigh_ I feel this is a lost cause[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![MissBHaven](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missbhaven/32/7170_2.png) [@MissBHaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissBHaven)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-wyldelf/50978/47 "2001-01-24T21:21:48Z")
Divorce? That’s going to cost you honey. I’m filing for custody of the playstation. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-wyldelf/50978/48 "2001-01-24T22:42:04Z")
Thanks for popping by, **Tally-Ho**! I haven’t seen you around in weeks. I must say your timing is impeccable. 😛 **wyldelf** - you weren’t around for that whole first marraige to **little\*bit** , when **Tally Ho** became my virtual mistress. I guess I should also warn you before **Rachelle** stops by that she is the mother of my virtual love child. I don’t remember any of this, but she swears its mine. I don’t suppose you’re going to blame me for stuff that happened before you were even registered, are you? 😉 And **MissBHaven** , fine, the Playstation is yours. Come get it. [sub]What do I care? I got a PS2 for Christmas![/sub] 😃 Extra wooing, huh? I just got to work, so let me settle in and get some stuff taken care of and then I’ll woo like no one’s ever wooed before! ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-wyldelf/50978/49 "2001-01-25T04:37:17Z")
**wyldelf** , since you’ve been working hard all day I thought it’s be nice if you can just come home and unwind. I hand **wyldelf** a glass of Dom Perignon. As you enter, you can see I’ve placed candles throughout for soft lighting. Beethoven’s _Moonlight Sonata_ is drifting through the air. A trail of rose petals leads the way to the bathroom – where a soothingly hot bubble bath has been drawn for you – with a dozen red roses waiting for you just outside the door. I leave you to climb into the bath and I check on the dinner I’m cooking for you. We’re having Indian food by candlelight tonight. I’ll be serving pandhra rassa (white chicken curry), masale bhat (spicy pulao), and sheera (sticky pudding). After ensuring that dinner is cooking smoothly, I enter the bathroom where you are relaxing in the bubblebath and sit on the edge of the tub. I massage your shoulders and neck while you relax in the water and sip your wine. After about 5 minutes, I give you a gentle kiss on the shoulder and leave to finish dinner preparations. Hopefully, everything this evening will be as you wish. 😉 [sub]I don’t have much practice with being romantic. How was that?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![wyldelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4491bb/32.png) [@wyldelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wyldelf)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-wyldelf/50978/50 "2001-01-25T08:49:28Z")
_melts_ _sighs_ _moans_ _grrrrrrr_ ooops - tummy is rumbling my favourites - for everything pray continue… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-wyldelf/50978.md?page=2)