# Forbidden Thread: Mafia V

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forbidden-thread-mafia-v/409509>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [June 26, 2007, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forbidden-thread-mafia-v/409509 "2007-06-26T19:02:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Blaster\_Master](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Blaster\_Master](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blaster_Master)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2007, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forbidden-thread-mafia-v/409509/661 "2007-09-10T03:34:31Z")

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Oh, and FCoD… I have to ask, why did you feel the need to mention that Kyrie would probably make it through the Night? Even if he’s not a Cultist, he had the second most votes yesterday, and thus would probably be an easy lynch if either Queuing or USCDiver is the last cultist. In fact, I’d think that if the last cultist were either of those two, they’d have been silly to kill him.

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**Author:** ![FlyingCowOfDoom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/flyingcowofdoom/32/21776_2.png) [@FlyingCowOfDoom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlyingCowOfDoom)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2007, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forbidden-thread-mafia-v/409509/662 "2007-09-10T04:18:07Z")

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I don’t know. I was just mad that Cookies didn’t believe me, and I thought we had lost for sure. I still think we’re going to lose. I predict that Kyrie will kill USCDiver and Cookies will decide to lynch Queuing.

–FCOD

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2007, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forbidden-thread-mafia-v/409509/663 "2007-09-10T05:33:02Z")

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Shhhhh! 😛

I have this constant fear that people ingame will see posts in this topic somehow like I did in III. Really, all it takes is either: A. Vanity searches or B. Looking up all of a players past posts to see what they thought game-wise.

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**Author:** ![Blaster\_Master](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Blaster\_Master](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blaster_Master)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2007, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forbidden-thread-mafia-v/409509/664 "2007-09-10T06:01:10Z")

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[QUOTE=Idle Thoughts]  
Shhhhh! 😛

I have this constant fear that people ingame will see posts in this topic somehow like I did in III. Really, all it takes is either: A. Vanity searches or B. Looking up all of a players past posts to see what they thought game-wise.  
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I don’t think anything in here is that bad… they’ll figure out that there’s only one cultist left for sure by dawn, and at that point, whether it was or was not used won’t matter because… there won’t be a chance to use it even if it wasn’t used.

But, FWIW, here’s some ideas on how to avoid those problems.

A) Don’t have such a big ego. 😛  
B) Make sure you’re only searching threads of a certain length (say, 4000 posts in this case). Even earlier in the games, they’ll quickly grow outside of the average MPSIMS threads and always out pace the forbidden thread, so it’s easier to find posts only related to the game thread.

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2007, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forbidden-thread-mafia-v/409509/665 "2007-09-10T06:40:57Z")

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Ohhh, I didn’t care about the no recruit being mentioned, haha, it was just the name of the last scum. ☹

Our only hope.

GO CULT!

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**Author:** ![zuma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9c0ed/32.png) [@zuma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zuma)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2007, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forbidden-thread-mafia-v/409509/666 "2007-09-10T11:59:22Z")

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Kyrie is a he?

I’m still getting over FCOD being a he.

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**Author:** ![zuma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9c0ed/32.png) [@zuma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zuma)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2007, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forbidden-thread-mafia-v/409509/667 "2007-09-10T12:00:34Z")

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Also, I think I read that Catina is a he too!

Next thing I’ll find out that Idle and Blaster are women.

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**Author:** ![FlyingCowOfDoom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/flyingcowofdoom/32/21776_2.png) [@FlyingCowOfDoom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlyingCowOfDoom)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2007, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forbidden-thread-mafia-v/409509/668 "2007-09-10T12:30:08Z")

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[QUOTE=Idle Thoughts]  
Ohhh, I didn’t care about the no recruit being mentioned, haha, it was just the name of the last scum. ☹

Our only hope.

GO CULT!  
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Wait, so I’m right? Kyrie is the Prophet? PM me the answer, if you don’t mind 😉

And yes, CatinaSuit is also a he.

And a definition of “cow” is: “a domestic bovine animal regardless of sex or age.” So 😛

–FCOD

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**Author:** ![Blaster\_Master](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Blaster\_Master](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blaster_Master)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2007, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forbidden-thread-mafia-v/409509/669 "2007-09-10T13:45:46Z")

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[QUOTE=zuma]  
Also, I think I read that Catina is a he too!

Next thing I’ll find out that Idle and Blaster are women.  
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Damn! My charade is over!

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**Author:** ![Blaster\_Master](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Blaster\_Master](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blaster_Master)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2007, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forbidden-thread-mafia-v/409509/670 "2007-09-10T13:49:51Z")

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[QUOTE=FlyingCowOfDoom]  
Wait, so I’m right? Kyrie is the Prophet? PM me the answer, if you don’t mind 😉

And yes, CatinaSuit is also a he.

And a definition of “cow” is: “a domestic bovine animal regardless of sex or age.” So 😛

–FCOD  
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According to [Dictionary.com](http://Dictionary.com), that’s the “Informal” definition. So 😛

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**Author:** ![FlyingCowOfDoom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/flyingcowofdoom/32/21776_2.png) [@FlyingCowOfDoom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlyingCowOfDoom)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2007, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forbidden-thread-mafia-v/409509/671 "2007-09-10T15:47:37Z")

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Oh yeah? Well according to [wikipedia.com](http://wikipedia.com)

> [@wikipedia.com](#):
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> For some time, “cow” has been in general use as a singular for the collective “cattle” in spite of the objections of cattlepersons. It is equivalent to “horse” or “dog” and is easy to use when a singular is needed and the gender is not known, as in “There is a cow in the road.”

So 😛 😛

Everyone knows Wikipedia is infallible.

–FCOD

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**Author:** ![Blaster\_Master](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Blaster\_Master](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blaster_Master)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2007, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forbidden-thread-mafia-v/409509/672 "2007-09-10T17:10:00Z")

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Very interesting choice from the Prophet and I actually thought it would be the only other move he might make if he chose not to kill Cookies. So, I wonder if he can outwit Cookies for the victory?

Maybe Diggit can console her after the game is over. 🙂

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**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2007, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forbidden-thread-mafia-v/409509/673 "2007-09-10T17:11:35Z")

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[QUOTE=Blaster Master]  
Very interesting choice from the Prophet and I actually thought it would be the only other move he might make if he chose not to kill Cookies. So, I wonder if he can outwit Cookies for the victory?

Maybe Diggit can console her after the game is over. 🙂  
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I like the choice. I think the reasoning behind it is sound and offers a better shot at a win then taking out cookies would.

But it is a bold move.

I can’t wait to see how this turns out.

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**Author:** ![storyteller0910](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@storyteller0910](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/storyteller0910)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2007, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forbidden-thread-mafia-v/409509/674 "2007-09-10T17:11:38Z")

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[QUOTE=Blaster Master]  
Very interesting choice from the Prophet and I actually thought it would be the only other move he might make if he chose not to kill Cookies. So, I wonder if he can outwit Cookies for the victory?

Maybe Diggit can console her after the game is over. 🙂  
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Isn’t **Cookies** a guy?

Well, it looks like the Prophet has set up what should be an entertaining one-on-one debate here. I guess it simplifies things somewhat. I remain hopeful that my fellow Monk can guess at the reason he is still alive and pull this one out at the last moment.

What an exciting finish!

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**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2007, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forbidden-thread-mafia-v/409509/675 "2007-09-10T17:16:10Z")

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[QUOTE=storyteller0910]  
Isn’t **Cookies** a guy?

Well, it looks like the Prophet has set up what should be an entertaining one-on-one debate here. I guess it simplifies things somewhat. I remain hopeful that my fellow Monk can guess at the reason he is still alive and pull this one out at the last moment.

What an exciting finish!  
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I know! I am actually a little upset that I am going to have to pay so much attention to Firefly durring the last Day of this game. This is great!

And no, Cookies is a she.

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**Author:** ![USCDiver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uscdiver/32/354_2.png) [@USCDiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/USCDiver)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2007, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forbidden-thread-mafia-v/409509/676 "2007-09-10T17:16:29Z")

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[QUOTE=storyteller0910]  
Isn’t **Cookies** a guy?

Well, it looks like the Prophet has set up what should be an entertaining one-on-one debate here. I guess it simplifies things somewhat. I remain hopeful that my fellow Monk can guess at the reason he is still alive and pull this one out at the last moment.

What an exciting finish!  
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**Cookies** is female (see her comment about being a tormented lesbian).

Well, I’m going to read through the last couple of days of Forbidden content first and then through the whole thread… I still can’t believe I completely ignored the possibility of a previously failed Conversion. I feel like my ‘calling out’ post may have led to my immediate demise. Someone tell me I was going to be the target anyway, or I’ll be bummed.

ETA: maybe I was killed because I truly wasn’t high enough on anyone’s scum list to have been a valid candidate to debate about on the last Day…

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**Author:** ![FlyingCowOfDoom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/flyingcowofdoom/32/21776_2.png) [@FlyingCowOfDoom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlyingCowOfDoom)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2007, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forbidden-thread-mafia-v/409509/677 "2007-09-10T17:16:44Z")

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Cookies is a girl.

Part one of my prediction came true! Now watch as Cookies kills Queuing and we lose. You heard it here first!

–FCOD

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**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2007, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forbidden-thread-mafia-v/409509/678 "2007-09-10T17:17:11Z")

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[QUOTE=USCDiver]  
**Cookies** is female (see her comment about being a tormented lesbian).

Well, I’m going to read through the last couple of days of Forbidden content first and then through the whole thread… I still can’t believe I completely ignored the possibility of a previously failed Conversion. I feel like my ‘calling out’ post may have led to my immediate demise. Someone tell me I was going to be the target anyway, or I’ll be bummed.  
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You were.

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**Author:** ![storyteller0910](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@storyteller0910](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/storyteller0910)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2007, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forbidden-thread-mafia-v/409509/679 "2007-09-10T17:20:14Z")

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[QUOTE=FlyingCowOfDoom]  
Cookies is a girl.

–FCOD  
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Is there anyone, anyone at all, at whose gender I have correctly guessed? **FCoD,** you’re a girl, right?

🆒

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**Author:** ![DiggitCamara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/df788c/32.png) [@DiggitCamara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiggitCamara)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2007, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forbidden-thread-mafia-v/409509/680 "2007-09-10T17:21:39Z")

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[QUOTE=Blaster Master]  
Very interesting choice from the Prophet and I actually thought it would be the only other move he might make if he chose not to kill Cookies. So, I wonder if he can outwit Cookies for the victory?

Maybe Diggit can console her after the game is over. 🙂  
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Nah.

I’d rather [taunt her](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=8965413&postcount=4170) in game…

😛

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