# "Foreclosure mill" law firm hosts homeless themed party

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foreclosure-mill-law-firm-hosts-homeless-themed-party/601251>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 30, 2011, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foreclosure-mill-law-firm-hosts-homeless-themed-party/601251 "2011-10-30T03:31:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2011, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foreclosure-mill-law-firm-hosts-homeless-themed-party/601251/21 "2011-10-30T15:34:54Z")

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> [@Lust4Life](#):
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> I’ve been street homeless, but this doesn’t bother me, its called gallows humour.

Gallows humor is usually funnier when it’s not being made by the executioner.

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**Author:** ![Cheesesteak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheesesteak/32/3694_2.png) [@Cheesesteak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheesesteak)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2011, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foreclosure-mill-law-firm-hosts-homeless-themed-party/601251/22 "2011-10-30T15:38:16Z")

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> [@Lust4Life](#):
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> I’ve been street homeless, but this doesn’t bother me, its called gallows humour.

Gallows humor is a way for people IN the stressful situation to deal with it emotionally, it’s not a way for people who CREATE the stressful situation to make fun of the people they are crushing.

I think this type of humor is more correctly called “Please Firebomb our Offices” humor.

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**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2011, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foreclosure-mill-law-firm-hosts-homeless-themed-party/601251/23 "2011-10-30T15:41:38Z")

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I’d go with a never-ending back-to-back marathon of _Democracy Now!_.

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**Author:** ![monstro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@monstro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monstro)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2011, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foreclosure-mill-law-firm-hosts-homeless-themed-party/601251/24 "2011-10-30T16:54:29Z")

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> [@elmwood](#):
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> I’d go with a never-ending back-to-back marathon of _Democracy Now!_.

We want them to suffer, but I’d never wish that on my worst enemy!

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**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2011, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foreclosure-mill-law-firm-hosts-homeless-themed-party/601251/25 "2011-10-30T17:09:34Z")

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> [@Lust4Life](#):
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> I’ve been street homeless, but this doesn’t bother me, its called gallows humour.

As others have suggested, you have a rather unusual understanding of gallows humor.

> [@Lust4Life](#):
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> I haven’t really got a lot of sympathy for the many who bought properties that they knew that they’d never ever realisticly be able to pay for, but were either hoping to sell it on in a short time to make a quick profit , or more bizarely just didn’t think beyond the first few payments.

I wonder if you realize that these are not the only people who are losing their houses. You do realize that, right?

With the economic downturn, plenty of people have been unable to pay their mortgage because they’ve lost their jobs.

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**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2011, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foreclosure-mill-law-firm-hosts-homeless-themed-party/601251/26 "2011-10-30T20:15:32Z")

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> [@monstro](#):
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> We want them to suffer, but I’d never wish that on my worst enemy!

Although I’m a progressive liberal, I’m still wishing _[Democracy Now!](http://www.democracynow.org/)_ on them. For the men, their only fapping material will be [photos of host Amy Goodman](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Amy_Goodman_in_2010.jpg). On weekends and holidays, they might be treated to an episode of _[Free Speech Radio](http://fsrn.org/)_, and just to make things interesting, maybe some [Alex Jones](http://www.infowars.com/).

Maybe two stations: Pacifica Radio, and a shortwave brokered time station.

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**Author:** ![Mrs.Cake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2acd7d/32.png) [@Mrs.Cake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mrs.Cake)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2011, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foreclosure-mill-law-firm-hosts-homeless-themed-party/601251/27 "2011-10-30T20:20:35Z")

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Oooh, sounds like a live-action version of the opening splash panels from a 1950’s “Tales from the Crypt” comic. I hope we get to hear how the story turns out.

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2011, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foreclosure-mill-law-firm-hosts-homeless-themed-party/601251/28 "2011-10-30T20:47:17Z")

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My, what Bright Young People. [Plus les choses changent, plus elles restent les mêmes.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUdng1-ynJE)

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2011, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foreclosure-mill-law-firm-hosts-homeless-themed-party/601251/29 "2011-10-30T20:56:27Z")

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> [@Muffin](#):
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> My, what Bright Young People. [Plus les choses changent, plus elles restent les mêmes.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUdng1-ynJE)

I’m not seeing the connection.

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2011, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foreclosure-mill-law-firm-hosts-homeless-themed-party/601251/30 "2011-10-30T21:49:57Z")

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The Bright Young People were an English society set that liked to have costume parties made it into the press. They were entitled, excessive, childish, and remarkably insensitive. In 1927, the year folowng the General Strike, and on the heels of the 1927 Trade Disputes and Trade Unions Act that prohibited secondary strikes and mass picketing, they held a Beggar’s Ball. They had jumped the shark by 1931, when they were roundly castigated in the press following their Red and White Ball, which was held during the Jarrow Hunger March to London.

Eight decades later, we have the same behaviour by yet another entitled group, putting on a Beggars’ Ball while Occupy Wall Street is taking place to protest the behaviour that has led to so very many people being homeless, unemployed, under-employed, or unable to get ahead. The more things change, the more they remain the same.

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**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2011, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foreclosure-mill-law-firm-hosts-homeless-themed-party/601251/31 "2011-10-31T00:09:26Z")

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How about they have to watch a documentary in Hell, narrated by Terry Gross, that’s by Ken Burns; so it’s an endless, barely perceptible zoom-out from a sepia photo of Frederick Douglass; but it’s also an Errol Morris documentary; so whenever Terry pauses it plays slow, demented circus music?

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2011, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foreclosure-mill-law-firm-hosts-homeless-themed-party/601251/32 "2011-10-31T02:26:51Z")

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> [@Muffin](#):
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> My, what Bright Young People. [Plus les choses changent, plus elles restent les mêmes.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUdng1-ynJE)

I just wanted to thank you for sharing that video. Fascinating stuff. I wasn’t aware of that scene at all.

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**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2011, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foreclosure-mill-law-firm-hosts-homeless-themed-party/601251/33 "2011-10-31T11:18:01Z")

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> [@mhendo](#):
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> As others have suggested, you have a rather unusual understanding of gallows humor.I wonder if you realize that these are not the only people who are losing their houses. You do realize that, right?
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> With the economic downturn, plenty of people have been unable to pay their mortgage because they’ve lost their jobs.

Reread my post, particulary the last bit.

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**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2011, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foreclosure-mill-law-firm-hosts-homeless-themed-party/601251/34 "2011-10-31T14:58:27Z")

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> [@Lust4Life](#):
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> Reread my post, particulary the last bit.

Having read it, it doesn’t really absolve you from the fact you are a dick. If you had the barest understanding about the extra-legal procedures being employed by this firm and others like it, or what proportion of the mortgage market was speculators vs. people who were trying to buy a family home (20% speculators, last stats I’d heard), maybe you’d have any right to people caring about your paper-thin disclaimer.

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**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2011, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foreclosure-mill-law-firm-hosts-homeless-themed-party/601251/35 "2011-10-31T16:02:08Z")

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> [@Lust4Life](#):
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> I haven’t really got a lot of sympathy for the many who bought properties that they knew that they’d never ever realisticly be able to pay for, but were either hoping to sell it on in a short time to make a quick profit , or more bizarely just didn’t think beyond the first few payments.
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> And I don’t buy the whole “its all the vendors fault”, as adults they’re supposed to have an adults responsibilty.

And the [firm in question](http://www.nytimes.com/2011/04/09/business/09foreclose.html?_r=1) has not just an adult, but a LEGAL responsibility to follow proper procedures to establish that they even have the RIGHT to foreclose on a property before doing so. They have been sanctioned for not doing so, in “scores of cases.”

Instead, they decided they’d rather throw a party making fun of those they may or may not be properly bringing foreclosure proceedings against.

I don’t know about you, but my sympathies are definitely with the scores of people who have had to deal with the reality of losing their home when they weren’t at fault at all.

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**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2011, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foreclosure-mill-law-firm-hosts-homeless-themed-party/601251/36 "2011-10-31T16:30:20Z")

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> [@Zeriel](#):
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> Having read it, it doesn’t really absolve you from the fact you are a dick. If you had the barest understanding about the extra-legal procedures being employed by this firm and others like it, or what proportion of the mortgage market was speculators vs. people who were trying to buy a family home (20% speculators, last stats I’d heard), maybe you’d have any right to people caring about your paper-thin disclaimer.

Yes, very good, put a red star on your P.C. perhaps mommy will give you a cookie for your reading ability.

Now reread it again, but this time try to understand what you’re reading, I know for people like yourself this might be a little more difficult then for the rest of us, but help me out here just this once and give it the good old college try eh ?

(A college is a lot of big buildings where grown ups go and do stuff, but don’t you worry about that eh ?  
One step at a time.)

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**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2011, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foreclosure-mill-law-firm-hosts-homeless-themed-party/601251/37 "2011-10-31T16:36:52Z")

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> [@Lust4Life](#):
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> Yes, very good, put a red star on your P.C. perhaps mommy will give you a cookie for your reading ability.
> 
> Now reread it again, but this time try to understand what you’re reading, I know for people like yourself this might be a little more difficult then for the rest of us, but help me out here just this once and give it the good old college try eh ?
> 
> (A college is a lot of big buildings where grown ups go and do stuff, but don’t you worry about that eh ?  
> One step at a time.)

Free translation: “I got nothing, so I’m going to blow smoke like a badly tuned diesel.”

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2011, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foreclosure-mill-law-firm-hosts-homeless-themed-party/601251/38 "2011-10-31T16:59:17Z")

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I been to college, that’s where I found out I already knew how to read.

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**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2011, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foreclosure-mill-law-firm-hosts-homeless-themed-party/601251/39 "2011-10-31T17:19:32Z")

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> [@Zeriel](#):
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> Free translation: “I got nothing, so I’m going to blow smoke like a badly tuned diesel.”

Well if you’ve got nothin’why didn’t you say so in the first place?

That way you’d have saved us all wasting a minute of our lives reading your attempt at a post.

But please don’t let me keep you, I’m sure that you’ve got plenty of things to do, you know homework assignments, tidy your room etc.

Cheerio now !

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**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2011, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foreclosure-mill-law-firm-hosts-homeless-themed-party/601251/40 "2011-10-31T17:36:36Z")

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They should have had someone dressed as a robot to represent robo-signing. Another as a ghost of homes foreclosed when the bank did not have clear title ,since it was chopped up and sold off in many CDOs.

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