# "Foreclosure mill" law firm hosts homeless themed party **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 30, 2011, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foreclosure-mill-law-firm-hosts-homeless-themed-party/601251 "2011-10-30T03:31:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2011, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foreclosure-mill-law-firm-hosts-homeless-themed-party/601251/81 "2011-11-03T16:54:48Z")
> [@Zeriel](#): > > And you’re telling people to work on reading comprehension? You’re so thick, ice cream parlors use your face in milkshake adverts. So you think I might make some money out of this then ? Modelling fee etc. ? ---
**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2011, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foreclosure-mill-law-firm-hosts-homeless-themed-party/601251/82 "2011-11-03T16:57:21Z")
> [@miss\_elizabeth](#): > > How lovely for you, hun. Now, the grownups are talking… why don’t you run along and go see if Sesame Street is playing? You obviously fancy me then, what with the endearments and everything. Is this an excuse to get to know me better, have an exchange of insults and then we find that we’re actually destined to be soulmates ? I’ll need at least a picture before I consider it. Sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2011, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foreclosure-mill-law-firm-hosts-homeless-themed-party/601251/83 "2011-11-03T17:04:45Z")
> [@RickJay](#): > > Leaving aside for the last that Lust4Life is a semi-literate moron, I remain absolutely flabbergasted that people today still do not seem to understand that you can transmit pictures over the Internet. > > It appears the case that Baum is made up of people who are either totally amoral, predatory scum, or who’ve been turned into amoral, predatory scum by the nature of the evil business they work for. Fine; those of us with IQs above 90 agree on that. > > But if you’re a pack of amoral, predatory scum and you know damn well that you are - and they people know damn well that they are and don’t try to tell me otherwise - why in the name of Christ would you publicly announce that you’re evil and horrible? Why, especially, would you publicly announce that you’re evil and horrible when you have legal proceedings against you which a public announcement of being dedicated to evil would harm you in? > > Now, of course, you’re thinking “well, this was a Hallowe’en party, not a public announcement” but that’s my point. In the age of smartphones and the Internet, \*\*every large gathering is a public announcement. \*\* Unless you’re equipped for real security, every single party, conference and social event your organization will ever throw from now on is, in effect, a press conference. Just last night one NHL hockey player at a private party who dressed up as Jay-Z including blackface was being ripped for allegedly wearing a racist costume. I think the allegations are silly in that case, but it was 100% inevitable that the pictures would end up on the Internet. > > I’m not even a public figure but believe me, I know any time I go to a social, I assume that shit’s going on the Internet. That Baum would do something so hideously cold-hearted that supports the impression people already have of them being evil is just so collosally self-centred and imbecilic that this company clearly should not exist, and I quite honestly hope every single person at that party loses their job, because unlike most people, they deserve to. Leaving aside that you’re a pompous, smug self satisfied pretentious twat, your post is over long, rambling and would suggest the performance of a ten year old. My apologies if you ARE a ten year old, if thats the case you’ve still got a little way to go before you’re reasonably coherent, but hang on in there. ---
**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2011, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foreclosure-mill-law-firm-hosts-homeless-themed-party/601251/84 "2011-11-03T17:48:07Z")
Free translation of every post Lust4Life has made in this thread today: “I thought I could get the last word if I waited until the thread had been idle for a day or so, then dumped a bunch of wussy schoolyard-level comebacks on everyone who mentioned me. Unfortunately I have a condition that makes me incapable of actually being funny.” ---
**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2011, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foreclosure-mill-law-firm-hosts-homeless-themed-party/601251/85 "2011-11-03T18:00:11Z")
> [@elmwood](#): > > For the men, their only fapping material will be [photos of host Amy Goodman](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Amy_Goodman_in_2010.jpg). Oh no. [It would have to be this](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ak0fPHbFpbc). ---
**Author:** ![miss\_elizabeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/838e76/32.png) [@miss\_elizabeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/miss_elizabeth)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2011, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foreclosure-mill-law-firm-hosts-homeless-themed-party/601251/86 "2011-11-03T20:29:10Z")
> [@Lust4Life](#): > > You obviously fancy me then, what with the endearments and everything. > > Is this an excuse to get to know me better, have an exchange of insults and then we find that we’re actually destined to be soulmates ? > > I’ll need at least a picture before I consider it. > > Sorry. Ew! ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2011, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foreclosure-mill-law-firm-hosts-homeless-themed-party/601251/87 "2011-11-03T22:41:02Z")
So, no picture then? ---
**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2011, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foreclosure-mill-law-firm-hosts-homeless-themed-party/601251/88 "2011-11-08T18:15:43Z")
> [@Zeriel](#): > > Free translation of every post Lust4Life has made in this thread today: > > “I thought I could get the last word if I waited until the thread had been idle for a day or so, then dumped a bunch of wussy schoolyard-level comebacks on everyone who mentioned me. Unfortunately I have a condition that makes me incapable of actually being funny.” Gosh Zeriel I’m so glad that your every post includes a free translation of what I REALLY mean. I tell you what, its certainly taught me a lesson, that is on a M.B. designed to debate issues I won’t ever dare again to not slavishly agree with what the herd has posted previously otherwise you’ll start name calling. And when you get a dose of your own medecine you throw a hissy fit. I mean HOW DARE anyone answer you back ! You being so important and all ! By the way liked your insult about thick etc., did you sit down and think that up all by yourself ? Or did you crib it out of the Beezer book of fun ? Or maybe you got it out of a christmas cracker. You and your cowardly friends are not natural communicators, and when you venture into insult territory it doesn’t up your game any. It was like being attacked by a lynch mob armed with balloon animals. Sorry I didn’t get back to you sooner, you and your little chums seem to have a lot more spare time hanging on your hands then I have. Personally I’ve just had a VERY enjoyable long w/e in the country, its called having a social life.(Look it up) ---
**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2011, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foreclosure-mill-law-firm-hosts-homeless-themed-party/601251/89 "2011-11-08T18:17:31Z")
> [@miss\_elizabeth](#): > > Ew! Ah she’s gone all shy ! Never mind you can still dream about me, even if you know that your hopes will never be reciprocated. ---
**Author:** ![miss\_elizabeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/838e76/32.png) [@miss\_elizabeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/miss_elizabeth)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2011, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foreclosure-mill-law-firm-hosts-homeless-themed-party/601251/90 "2011-11-08T18:20:27Z")
**Lust4Life** , you couldn’t be more pathetic if you took college courses in it. You wait 5 days to come back and respond to a post\* that accuses you of waiting until the thread is dead and then posting insults, hoping to get the last word!\* It’s so meta! If you weren’t so awful, you’d be funny. Oh well. ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2011, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foreclosure-mill-law-firm-hosts-homeless-themed-party/601251/91 "2011-11-08T18:25:25Z")
> [@Lust4Life](#): > > Gosh Zeriel I’m so glad that your every post includes a free translation of what I REALLY mean. > > I tell you what, its certainly taught me a lesson, that is on a M.B. designed to debate issues I won’t ever dare again to not slavishly agree with what the herd has posted previously otherwise you’ll start name calling. > > And when you get a dose of your own medecine you throw a hissy fit. > > I mean HOW DARE anyone answer you back ! > > You being so important and all ! > > By the way liked your insult about thick etc., did you sit down and think that up all by yourself ? > > Or did you crib it out of the Beezer book of fun ? > > Or maybe you got it out of a christmas cracker. > > You and your cowardly friends are not natural communicators, and when you venture into insult territory it doesn’t up your game any. > > It was like being attacked by a lynch mob armed with balloon animals. > > Sorry I didn’t get back to you sooner, you and your little chums seem to have a lot more spare time hanging on your hands then I have. > > Personally I’ve just had a VERY enjoyable long w/e in the country, its called having a social life.(Look it up) **FTFY:** “I thought I could get the last word if I waited until the thread had been idle for a day or so, then dumped a bunch of wussy schoolyard-level comebacks on everyone who mentioned me. Unfortunately I have a condition that makes me incapable of actually being funny.” ---
**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2011, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foreclosure-mill-law-firm-hosts-homeless-themed-party/601251/92 "2011-11-09T15:31:58Z")
> [@miss\_elizabeth](#): > > **Lust4Life** , you couldn’t be more pathetic if you took college courses in it. > > You wait 5 days to come back and respond to a post\* that accuses you of waiting until the thread is dead and then posting insults, hoping to get the last word!\* It’s so meta! > > If you weren’t so awful, you’d be funny. Oh well. Amazing they do college courses in it now ! Would that be online, community college or what? I guessing here that you got your Phd. in the subject, congratulations ! But you obviously haven’t passed any courses in basic comprehension, as you failed to note that I happened to mention that I’ve been away enjoying a long w/e. If the dubious pleasure of having the last word, was my inten; t then logically I’d wait at least another five days before responding to your post. (Do people actually out of infant school derive pleasure from this ?Yourself excepted of course ) You have sunk to an even lower level of juvenile behaviour then I thought possible. But it probably has not come as a surprise to those who know you IRL. ---
**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2011, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foreclosure-mill-law-firm-hosts-homeless-themed-party/601251/93 "2011-11-09T15:53:06Z")
Man, this is some quality butthurt weeping right here. I mean, compared to something like EVE newbie tears, it’s not much, but it gets you through the mornin’. I do repeat–once you make as egregious an error as you did upthread, it’s simply ridiculous to even try to play the “you have no comprehension” card on someone else. ---
**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2011, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foreclosure-mill-law-firm-hosts-homeless-themed-party/601251/94 "2011-11-09T15:56:04Z")
> [@Rhythmdvl](#): > > **FTFY:** > “I thought I could get the last word if I waited until the thread had been idle for a day or so, then dumped a bunch of wussy schoolyard-level comebacks on everyone who mentioned me. Unfortunately I have a condition that makes me incapable of actually being funny.” Poor old **Rhythmdvl** , life hasn’t been very kind to you has it ? Not just a coward but but a leeetle bit deficient in the intellect department eh ? Still when someone is in your situation, you can only improve. A little clue for you here, don’t worry its a free gift. When I’m mocking cowards and bullies like yourself and your little chums, I’m not trying to be amusing, I’m … MOCKING you . Deriding you, showing you up as the creeps you are. Giving slimy little bits of filth like you a taste of their own medecine when they try to intimidate people from expressing their views on a M.B. Do you get it now ? Do you understand ? Comprende ? And as to having the last word… Was the coward who posted that in the first place trying to stifle any reply from me ? Ooh if I reply, it makes me look silly, and if I don’t then it looks as though I’ve been whipped by the boards self appointed censor. Sorry slimeballs, kiddy tactics don’t work with adults. And now its time for you to go away and desperately try to think of some facesaving comeback eh ? Either that or its back to the Beezer book of fun for you, there must be something in there that you can use . Bye Bye. ---
**Author:** ![MOIDALIZE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@MOIDALIZE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MOIDALIZE)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2011, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foreclosure-mill-law-firm-hosts-homeless-themed-party/601251/95 "2011-11-09T16:00:04Z")
Stop posting. ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2011, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foreclosure-mill-law-firm-hosts-homeless-themed-party/601251/96 "2011-11-09T16:02:04Z")
> [@MOIDALIZE](#): > > Stop posting. FTFY: Add LfL to your ignore list. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2011, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foreclosure-mill-law-firm-hosts-homeless-themed-party/601251/97 "2011-11-09T16:03:48Z")
I’m now rooting for this thread to get to 17 pages over the course of the next decade or so. ---
**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2011, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foreclosure-mill-law-firm-hosts-homeless-themed-party/601251/98 "2011-11-09T16:37:35Z")
> [@MOIDALIZE](#): > > Stop posting. Are we trying a little bit of reverse psychology here ? If I stop posting then I’ve apparently obeyed you, but if I respond then you later on make the comeback that I said grown ups don’t get manipulated by tactics. Oh dear I’ve let your cat out of the bag now haven’t I ? ---
**Author:** ![MOIDALIZE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@MOIDALIZE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MOIDALIZE)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2011, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foreclosure-mill-law-firm-hosts-homeless-themed-party/601251/99 "2011-11-09T16:38:41Z")
No, seriously, whatever device you’re using to post, throw it in the goddamned trash. ---
**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2011, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foreclosure-mill-law-firm-hosts-homeless-themed-party/601251/100 "2011-11-09T16:41:48Z")
> [@Rhythmdvl](#): > > FTFY: > > Add LfL to your ignore list. > 😃 Aren’t you going to get your big brother to beat me up ? It seems that ganging up on me just resulted in your little chums getting a good slapping once again. Oh gosh I forgot, I meant to post that some time next week so as to get the last word. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foreclosure-mill-law-firm-hosts-homeless-themed-party/601251.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foreclosure-mill-law-firm-hosts-homeless-themed-party/601251.md?page=6)