# Forest Green pressure relief valve.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forest-green-pressure-relief-valve/791807>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 21, 2017, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forest-green-pressure-relief-valve/791807 "2017-07-21T15:50:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forest-green-pressure-relief-valve/791807/1 "2017-07-21T15:50:27Z")

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Thought that we could use an area to _really_ tell Forest Gump what we think of his batshit insanity. Have at it.

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**Author:** ![PatriotX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@PatriotX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatriotX)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forest-green-pressure-relief-valve/791807/2 "2017-07-21T15:54:36Z")

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> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
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> Thought that we could use an area to _really_ tell Forest Gump what we think of his batshit insanity. Have at it.

I like Forrest Gump.  
He is not a smart man, but he knows what love is.

Why are we pitting such a nice young man who was wounded in the but-tocks?

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**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forest-green-pressure-relief-valve/791807/3 "2017-07-21T16:04:03Z")

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Plus, he sure plays a mean Ping-Pong.

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**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forest-green-pressure-relief-valve/791807/4 "2017-07-21T16:07:23Z")

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I suggest that you either cut the dose in half or double it.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forest-green-pressure-relief-valve/791807/5 "2017-07-21T16:07:35Z")

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Take your fucking meds Forest and quit being such an projecting MRA asshole.

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**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forest-green-pressure-relief-valve/791807/6 "2017-07-21T16:08:01Z")

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Took me a bit to figure out what [all this “Forrest Gump” business](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=831399) lately has been referring to.

Man, I’ll never understand how some of you can actually even \*read \*threads like that. Even if I try, I feel my brain cringe at me for abusing it on such drivel, when there are so many more interesting things to read elsewhere.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forest-green-pressure-relief-valve/791807/7 "2017-07-21T16:29:50Z")

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> [@BubbaDog](#):
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> I suggest that you either cut the dose in half or double it.

Indeed. You gotta take either more of it or less of it. Because, you know, it takes a clear mind to MAKE IT!

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**Author:** ![Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/channing_idaho_banks/32/250_2.png) [@Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Channing_Idaho_Banks)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forest-green-pressure-relief-valve/791807/8 "2017-07-21T17:11:42Z")

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Let’s give this guy some credit. His word salad is mixed with decent parenthetical phrases, ellipses that are actually ellipses, commas that work, semicolons, and sufficient paragraph breaks.

I actually managed to read some of it instead of rage quitting.

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**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forest-green-pressure-relief-valve/791807/9 "2017-07-21T17:33:21Z")

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he’s a sock that was previously banned (for trolling or something - possibly because he’s just a loon - he was short lived in 2014) - why he has not been banned as a sock now is unknown.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forest-green-pressure-relief-valve/791807/10 "2017-07-21T17:35:50Z")

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Stupid is as stupid does. Now, if you’ll all excuse me, I gotta pee.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forest-green-pressure-relief-valve/791807/11 "2017-07-21T17:51:20Z")

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> [@PatriotX](#):
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> I like Forrest Gump.He is not a smart man, but he knows what love is.

> [@](#):
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> In my life there’s been heartache and pain  
> I don’t know if I can face it again  
> Can’t stop now, I’ve traveled so far  
> To change this lonely life

…

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forest-green-pressure-relief-valve/791807/12 "2017-07-21T17:55:57Z")

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I don’t exist.

Doesn’t that make you hot for me ladies?

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forest-green-pressure-relief-valve/791807/13 "2017-07-21T18:49:34Z")

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His thread got closed.

[QUOTE=Bone]

**Moderating**

Rather than try to sort out productive debate among the wheat and the chaff, I’m just going to lock this. There’s probably a few borderline rule stuff going on here, so I’ll just remind everyone to please play nice in the future.

[/moderating  
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[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20361437&postcount=375](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20361437&postcount=375)

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forest-green-pressure-relief-valve/791807/14 "2017-07-21T19:56:03Z")

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But he wasn’t a hypocrite, therefore he deserved to get posts more than almost all other heterosexual men!

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forest-green-pressure-relief-valve/791807/15 "2017-07-21T20:03:46Z")

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> [@](#):
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> In my life there’s been heartache and pain  
> I don’t know if I can face it again  
> Can’t stop now, I’ve traveled so far  
> To change this lonely life

I thought I knew what love was  
What did I know?

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forest-green-pressure-relief-valve/791807/16 "2017-07-21T20:08:57Z")

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How 'bout that Weird Al song about Forrest Gump? That’s a jumpy little number.

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/hQwWaWFjd0Y/maxresdefault.jpg ""Weird Al" Yankovic - Gump (Parody of "Lump")") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQwWaWFjd0Y)

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**Author:** ![JackieLikesVariety](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackielikesvariety/32/296_2.png) [@JackieLikesVariety](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JackieLikesVariety)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forest-green-pressure-relief-valve/791807/17 "2017-07-21T20:09:35Z")

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> [@Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](#):
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> Let’s give this guy some credit. His word salad is mixed with decent parenthetical phrases, ellipses that are actually ellipses, commas that work, semicolons, and sufficient paragraph breaks.
> 
> I actually managed to read some of it instead of rage quitting.

is rage quitting different from apathy quitting?

(need answer whenever)

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**Author:** ![begbert2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/begbert2/32/3357_2.png) [@begbert2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/begbert2)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forest-green-pressure-relief-valve/791807/18 "2017-07-21T20:16:08Z")

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> [@JackieLikesVariety](#):
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> is rage quitting different from apathy quitting?
> 
> (need answer whenever)

_Rage_ quitting from _apathy_ is an oxymoron, which is a contradiction, and thus is a man who interacts with women without raping them, or something. I admit I wasn’t entirely clear on that point.

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**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forest-green-pressure-relief-valve/791807/19 "2017-07-21T21:47:29Z")

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[quote=“bobot, post:16, topic:791807”]

How 'bout that Weird Al song about Forrest Gump? That’s a jumpy little number.

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Hadn’t seen that before. Thank you, Jenny.

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forest-green-pressure-relief-valve/791807/20 "2017-07-21T22:00:51Z")

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> [@voltaire](#):
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> Man, I’ll never understand how some of you can actually even \*read \*threads like that. Even if I try, I feel my brain cringe at me for abusing it on such drivel, when there are so many more interesting things to read elsewhere.

Trainwreck syndrome.  
I think that thread may have been the single most incomprehensible thing I’ve read on the Dope, and that includes the [magic mushroom guy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=740411#post740411).

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