# Forget casks of Amontillado - Toilet Paper! That's the ticket! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 2, 2018, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-casks-of-amontillado-toilet-paper-thats-the-ticket/813451 "2018-05-02T03:20:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2018, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-casks-of-amontillado-toilet-paper-thats-the-ticket/813451/21 "2018-05-03T17:08:06Z")
Not familiar with Calgary, so I don’t know if it was a mall-attached-to-office-tower kind of mall that closes on the weekend. If he climbed over the pony wall, slipped, and cracked his head on the plumbing pipes he may have been comatose or skull fracture that could be fatal. ---
**Author:** ![Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brown_eyed_girl/32/3574_2.png) [@Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brown_Eyed_Girl)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2018, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-casks-of-amontillado-toilet-paper-thats-the-ticket/813451/22 "2018-05-03T17:11:37Z")
> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#): > > So, the mall wasn’t open on the weekend? He must have suffered a fatal trauma (broken neck, crushed chest cavity) as I can’t see someone starving or dehydrating to death in 2 1/2 days. Wouldn’t you call out for help? > > Time to call Banacek. I was thinking he suffocated for some reason. Poor airflow behind wall, build up of co2 replaces oxygen, he passes out and never wakes up. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2018, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-casks-of-amontillado-toilet-paper-thats-the-ticket/813451/23 "2018-05-03T18:25:56Z")
For a drugged out street person, perhaps is was a good place to sleep (warm, fresh water, safe), only this time the person OD’d. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2018, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-casks-of-amontillado-toilet-paper-thats-the-ticket/813451/24 "2018-05-03T18:26:58Z")
> [@Northern\_Piper](#): > > You’re suggesting Alberta Prosecutions should convene a Cadaver Synod? > > :eek: > > [Cadaver Synod - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cadaver_Synod) Posts like that that one of yours are why I like the SDMB. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2018, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-casks-of-amontillado-toilet-paper-thats-the-ticket/813451/25 "2018-05-03T19:50:26Z")
> [@Northern\_Piper](#): > > Not familiar with Calgary, so I don’t know if it was a mall-attached-to-office-tower kind of mall that closes on the weekend. That’s pretty much what it is–a downtown mall connecting a series of office buildings across a few blocks. Elevated and enclosed walkways cross streets where necessary, to keep the mall together. I’ve been to that mall before. Like many downtown malls, it exists on a few levels; and the food court, where the washrooms are (and where the body was found), is on the topmost level. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-casks-of-amontillado-toilet-paper-thats-the-ticket/813451.md?page=1)