# Forget Crushes, let's talk about objects of lust....
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [July 17, 2000, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878 "2000-07-17T19:42:47Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2000, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/21 "2000-07-17T22:16:40Z")
I’m 16, male, and horny. I routinely lust after inanimate objects. Y’all look pretty damn hot to me.
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### Author:  [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2000, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/22 "2000-07-17T22:30:59Z")
Sani, you crack me up dude!
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### Author:  [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2000, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/23 "2000-07-17T22:34:57Z")
Who do I lust after?
He knows who he is.
That’s all I am gonna say.
😃
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### Author:  [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2000, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/24 "2000-07-17T22:37:12Z")
well, I certainly lust after techchick, in addition to the others. In fact, I think I’ll start a new thread, along the lines of Naughty Love Letters From Cheffie, just to properly proclaim my adoration of those who ask.
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### Author:  [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2000, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/25 "2000-07-17T22:40:09Z")
\< clearing throat \>
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### Author:  [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2000, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/26 "2000-07-17T23:03:28Z")
I’m just curious as to how many children are going to be concieved at the SD Vegas meeting…
😃
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### Author:  [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2000, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/27 "2000-07-17T23:27:55Z")
Well, the more the merrier \< giggle \>
\< clearing throat again \>
'scuse me, but Mr. Cynical is a doll and I want him. Okay?
\< giggling again \>
God I feel like a school girl!
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### Author:  [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2000, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/28 "2000-07-17T23:30:52Z")
TechChick, It’s the low post count isn’t it. Damn, I knew it. Listen baby we can work around it…
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### Author:  [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2000, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/29 "2000-07-17T23:57:11Z")
Yeah, chicks go for guys with high counts. 😉
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### Author:  [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2000, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/30 "2000-07-17T23:59:39Z")
‘Yeah, chicks go for guys with high counts’
Don’t I know it.
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### Author:  [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2000, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/31 "2000-07-18T00:01:26Z")
Actually I hear there is quite a variety of preferences. Some like those who build up large counts right away. Other’s like those that take the time to listen and lurk before posting. those with low counts. some like those with big posts, some like those with a multitude of small posts. All in all it’s not how you post but what you post that counts. If you get my drift. 😉
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### Author:  [@GolfWidow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GolfWidow)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2000, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/32 "2000-07-18T00:03:18Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by handy \*
> \*\*‘Yeah, chicks go for guys with high counts’
>
> Don’t I know it. \*\*
What happened to the old saying about it not being the “quantity” of the counts, but the “quality”
Quantity doesn’t matter! (Yeah, right)
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### Author:  [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2000, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/33 "2000-07-18T00:12:19Z")
Naw, I had the priviledge meeting Mr. Cynical in person. Post count means squat to me.
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### Author:  [@Lexicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lexicon)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2000, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/34 "2000-07-18T00:44:36Z")
Well, I hope y’all will pardon this lil hijack, but I have been on vacation for about 5 days, and have missed quite a lot. Could someone email me about what I have missed? Or maybe I can catch up in chat tonight? I am really curious as to what has gone down, as much appears to have changed.
Harumph, harumph, harupmh.
Anyway, objects of lust, hmmmmm…
[ul]
[li]I still lust after **techchick** , even though she hates me now.[/li][li]I have always lusted after **Kyla** , and always will. She’s a hottie.[/li][li]Though I have never seen **Chrome Toaster** , my imagination runs wild and I find her quite titilatting.[/li][li]I’m probably going to get in trouble, but **Ruffian** makes my blood boil. I hope her fiance doesn’t kick my ass.[/li][/ul]
I could go on and on about the specifics of what it is that gets my ire up about these folks, but I don’t think that would be appropriate.
And I am sure I have forgotten a person or two, but that’s okay, as I can come back and say something like
“Oh yeah, **ValerieBlaise** makes me want to touch myself, but I can’t say that here because **Alphagene** will flame me beyond all recognition.” or something like that.
So that’s that.
What did I miss?
~Santi
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### Author:  [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2000, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/35 "2000-07-18T01:09:04Z")
Santi hun,
I don’t hate you…I just got a little miffed is all. My feathers were ruffled. My panties got in a wad. I am over it and I still wuv you too.
Don’t worry my dear, I still lust after you too but your girlfriend could snap me like a twig. Not taking any chances there. 😉
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### Author:  [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2000, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/36 "2000-07-18T01:11:59Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by techchick68 \*
> \*\*Naw, I had the priviledge meeting Mr. Cynical in person. Post count means squat to me. \*\*
Oh! You guys thought I meant _ **POST** _ counts?
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### Author:  [@DVous\_Means](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DVous_Means)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2000, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/37 "2000-07-18T01:15:46Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by magdalene \*
> \*\*In celebration of the 1000th posting, I’ll show you my boobs!
>
> (_\*_)(_\*_)
>
> \*\*
ROTFLMAO!!! How the hell did you think that up?
As you can gather from my sig, I have a special interest in this subject 😃
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### Author:  [@DVous\_Means](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DVous_Means)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2000, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/38 "2000-07-18T01:18:00Z")
(blushing) Oops, forgot to enable my sig.
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### Author:  [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2000, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/39 "2000-07-18T03:09:32Z")
If maggie REALLY loved us, she’d show us this:
( {|}/ )
(OMG - did I post that OUT LOUD?)
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### Author:  [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2000, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/40 "2000-07-18T03:42:52Z")
That’s what we need more of here. More full-frontal nudity!
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