# Forget Crushes, let's talk about objects of lust....
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [July 17, 2000, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878 "2000-07-17T19:42:47Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@pLt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pLt)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2000, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/41 "2000-07-18T03:46:50Z")
I have nude pics online … yet I am noone’s object of lust … sigh
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### Author:  [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2000, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/42 "2000-07-18T03:50:09Z")
pLt – Where?
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### Author:  [@pLt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pLt)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2000, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/43 "2000-07-18T03:59:39Z")
the one nudepic I am willing to share …
[http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Set/5542/photo.html](http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Set/5542/photo.html)
WARNING … these pics are all at LEAST 4 years old
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### Author:  [@Wicked\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wicked_Blue)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2000, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/44 "2000-07-18T11:26:32Z")
Without naming any names, and since I’m too shy to post in the Crush thread, I’d just like to say there is one certain Doper who has invaded my thoughts. My daydreams usually consist of a canoe ride, a nice picnic, and, um…stuff. I find myself wondering how much can be done in a canoe without ending up in the water 🙂
There is another Doper with the biggest, brownest eyes I’ve ever seen…yum 🙂
Oh yeah, and a certain young Canadian who is always threatning to take me away from my husband…
Rose
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### Author:  [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2000, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/45 "2000-07-18T11:34:10Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by pLt \*
> \*\*the one nudepic I am willing to share …
>
> [http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Set/5542/photo.html](http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Set/5542/photo.html)
> \*\*
I don’t wanna know… I don’t wanna know…
You have nice hands. 😃
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### Author:  [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2000, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/46 "2000-07-18T13:19:20Z")
I feel much better now. So, what can i offer you ladies???
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### Author:  [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2000, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/47 "2000-07-18T13:26:47Z")
Work it Soul, It’s your birthday.
_doin’ the dance_
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### Author:  [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2000, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/48 "2000-07-18T14:44:40Z")
Chef Troy, let’s preserve a LITTLE mystery, shall we?
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### Author:  [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2000, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/49 "2000-07-18T14:50:57Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by magdalene \*
> \*\*Chef Troy, let’s preserve a LITTLE mystery, shall we?
>
> \*\*
Hey, if you want mystery, then here…put your bra back on.
~-@v@-~
_grin_
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### Author:  [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2000, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/50 "2000-07-18T14:54:04Z")
_gets up and dances with ChrisP and soulsling_
Yo soul…I made an offer up there of anything you wanted for yer 1000th post. What, I’m chopped liver? 😉
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### Author:  [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2000, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/51 "2000-07-18T15:23:25Z")
That’s funny I didn’t know we were dancing in here…
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### Author:  [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2000, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/52 "2000-07-18T15:26:52Z")
eh, it spilled over from jj’s party. Like you’re complaining?? _smooch_
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### Author:  [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2000, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/53 "2000-07-18T15:33:24Z")
No complaining here, I can cut some rug with the best of them.
_returns smooch_
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### Author:  [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2000, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/54 "2000-07-18T15:58:37Z")
Okay, new additions to my lust list…
Realidad, your beauty embarasses the early morning sunrise…
And Medea’s Child…would you like to be my child?
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### Author:  [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2000, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/55 "2000-07-18T16:45:28Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by ChrisP One Kenobe \*
> \*\* Ever watch Renegade? You are Kathleen Kinmont’s sexy scene double, aren’t you? \*\*
I can no longer stand to watch these clumsy lines…
::slyly cuts in front of ChrisP One Kenobe::
jjjfishe, I’m sorry, I disagree with the rest. You aren’t Kathleen Kinmont’s sexy scene double, not by a longshot.
She would be YOUR stunt double! Except she’s not NEARLY good looking enough! She isn’t fit to walk on the same movie set as you:
As for me:
“Did my heart love till now? forswear it, sight!
For I ne’er saw true beauty till this night.”
–Romeo and Juliet, Act 1, Scene V
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### Author:  [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2000, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/56 "2000-07-18T16:50:19Z")
I am merely a student of this game DRY. No need for hostilities. Or are you jealous of my clumsy, semi-charming style. I think that’s it.
Hey, at least I don’t have to use lines that someone else made up over 200 years ago…
engarde!
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### Author:  [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2000, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/57 "2000-07-18T17:29:33Z")
Okay this may be illegal, but here goes.
Lanna, do you wanna, I mean come ona, I really want ya…
Yep, that’s it. I fell out of the creativity tree and hit all the branches on the way down…yep that’s me…
Sorry, I couldn’t help it.
But Damn…what a hottie.
mmmmm
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### Author:  [@wacky\_ninja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wacky_ninja)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2000, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/58 "2000-07-18T17:47:49Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by ChrisP One Kenobe \*
> \*\*Okay, thanks, I’ll go first.
>
> [something]
> [something again]
> Wacky Ninja…A Tick fan…need I say more…
> [something else]
> \*\*
No fair! you can’t start a thread with my name in it when I have already left work!!
So here are my objects of lust
ChrisP-tick fans unite!
Oldscratch–yummy!
Mr.Cynical–sucker for hotties.
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### Author:  [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2000, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/59 "2000-07-18T17:53:02Z")
Oh, but baby, you know it goes deeper than that…
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### Author:  [@wacky\_ninja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wacky_ninja)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2000, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/60 "2000-07-18T17:59:36Z")
Can’t speak everything aloud…then it would be no fun!
May I have this dance?
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