# Forget Crushes, let's talk about objects of lust....
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [July 17, 2000, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878 "2000-07-17T19:42:47Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2000, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/61 "2000-07-18T18:01:36Z")
Yes, I have lusted after dopers. And non-dopers.
No, I’m not going to tell you who, even the non-dopers b/c they may appear on here some day.
I’ll only tell you that at least one is married and at least one is not. So I have at least two . . . or do I?
Most of you know who you are. If you don’t, chances are I don’t lust after you. Probably because the people after whom I lust I know I have no chance of getting.
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### Author:  [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2000, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/62 "2000-07-18T18:07:00Z")
Absolutely you may have this dance. BTW, is your picture up yet? I would really love to gaze into the eyes of the person with whom I am dancing.
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### Author:  [@wacky\_ninja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wacky_ninja)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2000, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/63 "2000-07-18T18:22:32Z")
I sent them in, but they are not up yet. But here is my page of pics [wacky ninjas pics](http://www.geocities.com/westhollywood/park/9171)
I hope that links works
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### Author:  [@Strainger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strainger)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2000, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/64 "2000-07-18T19:42:23Z")
**Democritus:**
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> I’m just curious as to how many children are going to be concieved at the SD Vegas meeting…
Not as many as we’re hoping for unless more people sign up.
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### Author:  [@pLt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pLt)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/65 "2000-07-19T01:41:01Z")
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> \*Originally posted by AudreyK \*
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> You have nice hands. 😃 \*\*
Why thankies 🙂
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### Author:  [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/66 "2000-07-19T02:07:57Z")
Ah, lust.
I just went back & checked the pages again. I just noticed that I am neatly tucked between Coldfire & Democritus.
Boy, did _that_ ever make my day!
Of course, the pages have given me many a good fantasy since they were put up, with many of the Dopers (male _and_ female) playing starring roles. Heh.
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### Author:  [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/67 "2000-07-19T02:09:26Z")
Oh Persephone, you tease.
_wink_
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### Author:  [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/68 "2000-07-19T04:30:55Z")
pLt, did everybody’s eyes wear out your pic, because I can’t access it.
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### Author:  [@Lexicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lexicon)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/69 "2000-07-19T06:25:56Z")
And oh yeah.
Evil Twin is a hottie.
She looks like Angelina Jolie in that pic.
If I knew her, I would say
“I just want to lick her,”
but since I don’t know her, I can’t say something like that.
Sigh.
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### Author:  [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/70 "2000-07-19T11:38:08Z")
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> \*Originally posted by ChrisP One Kenobe \*
> \*\*Or are you jealous of my clumsy, semi-charming style. I think that’s it.
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Err…umm…no.
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> Hey, at least I don’t have to use lines that someone else made up over 200 years ago…
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You don’t know what you’re missing. Said lines have gotten me a handful of mentions on the crushes and laminated lists. This despite the fact that I have no picture on the people pages, and no personality to speak of.
To give the devil his due, I commend your taste in women–every one you’ve hit on here, I also find incredibly attractive. Maybe we should start at opposite ends of the alphabet…
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### Author:  [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/71 "2000-07-19T12:31:07Z")
Dear Mr. DRY, thank you sir. But as to my using the dead guy’s words, I will pass. To each their own, I suppose.
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### Author:  [@KimKatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KimKatt)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/72 "2000-07-19T12:43:33Z")
Any man quoting Shakespeare has the potential to make me swoon 🙂
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### Author:  [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/73 "2000-07-19T13:00:21Z")
Applicable Shakespeare quotes are always good…along with Poe and old movies and Monty Python. (Ya gotta have a little diversity)
There is no shortage of lust-inspiring men on this board…intelligence is sooooo sexy. Excuse me, I do believe I’m gettin’ the vapahs…
struuter
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### Author:  [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/74 "2000-07-19T13:17:12Z")
I would if I could, but there are others doing that, and it just isn’t my style. However, what I lack in one area, I make up for in others. Just not sure what those areas are yet…
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### Author:  [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/75 "2000-07-19T14:03:01Z")
Very interesting. Don’t worry about the quoting, either. I can NEVER get quotes straight, so I end up sounding…what’s the word?..ah, yes…STUPID. _sigh_
From all the response you’ve gotten so far, I’d say you’ve got lots of talent…lust is, after all, one of those ‘feel good’ emotions. And you seem to have a knack for bringing it out in others. Pretty damn good talent if you ask me–maybe you could give me some pointers?
struuter
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### Author:  [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/76 "2000-07-19T14:04:37Z")
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> No complaining here, I can cut some rug with the best of them.
The real question is…can you _munch_ it?
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### Author:  [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/77 "2000-07-19T14:06:48Z")
If you are referring to yours, ABSOLUTELY.
Was that blatantly flirting? I didn’t think so.
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You ain’t seen nothin’ yet.
BTO
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### Author:  [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/78 "2000-07-19T14:10:00Z")
Ah noticed that you hahve the Georgiahn accent, ,miss struutah. (something about tha vapahs) You from around these pahts? I don’t give pointahs by the way, I am merely a student.
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### Author:  [@Ruffian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruffian)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/79 "2000-07-19T14:29:15Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Lexicon \*
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> I’m probably going to get in trouble, but **Ruffian** makes my blood boil. I hope her fiance doesn’t kick my ass.
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> ~Santi \*\*
Aw, that’s sweet Lexi. Naw, you won’t at all get into trouble. In fact, the fiancé _likes_ it when I make these sorts of lists–he likes that other people get the hots for me. Unfortunately for you, he also knows nothing will come of these crushes, so he isn’t at all threatened. But seriously, yah flatter me Lex! 😃
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### Author:  [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/80 "2000-07-19T14:36:48Z")
Okay, since there will be no repercussions, I will add you to my list Ruffian. Interesting S/N, where did you come by that?
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