# Forget Crushes, let's talk about objects of lust....
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [July 17, 2000, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878 "2000-07-17T19:42:47Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/81 "2000-07-19T14:52:09Z")
Nah, no Southern blood. But a healthy respect for the belle, yes. We don’t have the like out here in the GP. At least, not to my knowledge.
What, if you don’t mind my asking and since it’s your OP, are the prerequisites for inspiring lust? Just someone who’s been attentive to you personally? Or a general sultry, sexy attitude that you find attractive?
struuter
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### Author:  [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/82 "2000-07-19T15:00:32Z")
Allow me to be a stereotypical male on this one. I’m trying to inspire flames, but I am a visually stimulated person, so I would have to say that initially it’s the pic. But let’s not stop there. On the message board, if someone is flirting, or has that sexy attitude, they could quickly become my lust object. I know that was middle of the road, but that’s the best I can do. BTW, So struuter, How YOU doin’?
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### Author:  [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/83 "2000-07-19T15:03:55Z")
_raises eyebrow, nodding slowly_
Better, now that you asked. Did anybody ever tell you that you have a nice…font?
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### Author:  [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/84 "2000-07-19T15:06:42Z")
ummmm… I mean I’m NOT trying to inspire flames…
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### Author:  [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/85 "2000-07-19T15:08:31Z")
I’ll stick up for ChrisP on it not always being visual, since CLEARLY it wasn’t my pic that inspired him. 😉
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### Author:  [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/86 "2000-07-19T15:18:51Z")
Now struuter, you are aware of our picture site aren’t you? [http://www.geocities.com/sdpeoplepages](http://www.geocities.com/sdpeoplepages)
Falc, I do like your pic, you remind of this friend of mine I used to wait tables with, she was such a hottie.
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### Author:  [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/87 "2000-07-19T15:20:39Z")
Pshaw. That’s all I have to say to you. I’ve seen your picture, honey, and you’re nothing to scoff at. I think you’re lovely, period. And couple that with your wit and sense of humor…
well, I’m envious damn it.
struuter
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### Author:  [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/88 "2000-07-19T15:26:51Z")
Yes, I am very aware of the pic site. And am far too self conscious to do anything about it. Maybe someday they’ll take a picture of me that doesn’t suck. I’d be up for that.
Until then, you’ll just have to love me for my air of mystery and I give you full permission to imagine me any way you like.
struuter
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### Author:  [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/89 "2000-07-19T15:30:35Z")
Okay, I just saw Wacky’s pictures. Not only is she witty, and has a good sense of humor, but she is devastatingly beautiful to boot. mmmmmmmmm…downright yummy…
Sorry soulsling, your sis is a fox.
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### Author:  [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/90 "2000-07-19T15:38:40Z")
_blushes_
Thanks ChrisP. I needed that this morning. Just for that…_smooches him all over_
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### Author:  [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/91 "2000-07-19T15:44:09Z")
All over?!?
_raises one eyebrow_
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### Author:  [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/92 "2000-07-19T16:02:35Z")
All over.
_smooch_
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### Author:  [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/93 "2000-07-19T16:21:14Z")
Easy Falc, I’ll be around awhile, besides you can’t take me all for yourself when I know you are runnin’ around with DRY on other threads. Yeah, I see it, not that I’m mad, but sharing is the key here.
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### Author:  [@Ruffian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruffian)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/94 "2000-07-19T16:26:14Z")
The sig line comes from the “Happy Birthday Shayna” thread Cecil started. In it, I said something to the effect of, “Hey, I participated in the psychic orgasm survey, too! And my birthday was just the other week? But no, no Happy Birthday to me. Fine. No no, don’t mind me…”
And the rest is my sig line history. 🙂
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### Author:  [@wacky\_ninja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wacky_ninja)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/95 "2000-07-19T16:30:35Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by ChrisP One Kenobe \*
> \*\*Okay, I just saw Wacky’s pictures. Not only is she witty, and has a good sense of humor, but she is devastatingly beautiful to boot. mmmmmmmmm…downright yummy…
> Sorry soulsling, your sis is a fox. \*\*
:😊:
gosh golly gee whiz mister, thanks!
I’ll give you a _proper_ thanks later…😉
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### Author:  [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/96 "2000-07-19T16:35:26Z")
Well, you’ve heard about the 200th post rule. I suppose I could indoctrinate(sp?) you earlier, like maybe for your 100th post or so.
How about it?
_wink_
(If anyone could show me how to do the smilies, I would become their male concubine)
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### Author:  [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/97 "2000-07-19T16:41:19Z")
ChrisP…
[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/index.php?action=showsmilies](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/index.php?action=showsmilies)
Click on that link, it’ll give you the codes for all the smilies. Or, when you do a reply, click on the Smilies link at the top of the page.
So, male concubine, hmmm?
(And you caught me…I’ve flirted with another. Then again, so have you. So we’re even. :))
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### Author:  [@wacky\_ninja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wacky_ninja)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/98 "2000-07-19T16:41:40Z")
click on the smilies link on the top or bottom of the page…
sounds like fun…😉
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### Author:  [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/99 "2000-07-19T16:44:14Z")
:eek: That one is by far my favorite.
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### Author:  [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/100 "2000-07-19T16:45:25Z")
So Falc and Wacky, who wants me to be their male concubine today?
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