# Forget Crushes, let's talk about objects of lust....
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [July 17, 2000, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878 "2000-07-17T19:42:47Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 6
### Author:  [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/101 "2000-07-19T16:47:22Z")
Hmmm…wacky, I’ll flip ya for it.
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### Author:  [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/102 "2000-07-19T16:48:56Z")
Hey, hey ladies, I’m 6’4". There is plenty of me to go around, especially if you would both like me at the same time.
:rolleyes:
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### Author:  [@wacky\_ninja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wacky_ninja)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/103 "2000-07-19T16:54:55Z")
I say we were as a team…always more fun in a group, ya know?😉 hehe
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### Author:  [@wacky\_ninja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wacky_ninja)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/104 "2000-07-19T16:56:05Z")
were=work…oops
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### Author:  [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/105 "2000-07-19T16:59:40Z")
Oh hell yeah. Just call me the luckiest guy on the SDMB. In fact, that will be my new sig.
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ChrisP, the luckiest guy on the SDMB
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### Author:  [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/106 "2000-07-19T17:19:24Z")
Hmmmm…you want top or bottom then, wacky? 😉
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### Author:  [@wacky\_ninja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wacky_ninja)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/107 "2000-07-19T17:29:28Z")
I’ll go with bottom, unless that is your preference Falcon?
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### Author:  [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/108 "2000-07-19T17:49:12Z")
Nope…top’s quite all right. Now ChrisP, get over here. 🙂
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### Author:  [@wacky\_ninja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wacky_ninja)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/109 "2000-07-19T17:55:48Z")
Shame on us, Falcon! We haven’t bothered to ask him his opinion and prefernces.
O well–ChrisP where are you?
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### Author:  [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/110 "2000-07-19T18:17:06Z")
Sorry dear, I went to lunch. Ummmm, whatever’s good for you is good for me. (was that a typical male answer, or what?)
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### Author:  [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/111 "2000-07-19T18:17:24Z")
Well, Chris, I see I’m too late to say this about your old sig, but what the heck, I’ll say it anyway.
I bet burnt porcupine STILL tastes better than licorice.
_projectile vomiting_
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### Author:  [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/112 "2000-07-19T18:21:16Z")
Finally, someone noticed my sig. Do you know where it came from?
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### Author:  [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/113 "2000-07-19T18:24:09Z")
Chef–
You are indeed a man of discerning tastes. Licorice=icky in my book. Thought I was the only one. So, one question remains…how do you feel about chocolate?
struuter
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### Author:  [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/114 "2000-07-19T18:26:08Z")
Chocolate is satisfying(sp?) in an almost sexual way.
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### Author:  [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/115 "2000-07-19T18:31:16Z")
ChrisP–
True, very true. And you don’t even have to lick it off someone for it to be so. Although…
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### Author:  [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/116 "2000-07-19T18:51:55Z")
I can tell by the way that you are looking at me that you want to lick the chocolate right off my nipples. I mean, ummmm…nevermind…
:o
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### Author:  [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/117 "2000-07-19T18:58:43Z")
Ah, no you don’t. Don’t give me that ‘nevermind’ baloney.
Nipples, huh? _shrugs_ Well, if that’s where you want it…
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### Author:  [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/118 "2000-07-19T19:11:17Z")
Damn, I had a choice?
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### Author:  [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/119 "2000-07-19T19:15:40Z")
This IS America…
and you brought the chocolate.
Hey, you could…ah, nevermind… 😉
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### Author:  [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/120 "2000-07-19T19:21:54Z")
Damn it ladies, just stop it. You are all giving me a Hugh G. Rection. I guess I just have an over active imagination.
mmmmmmm…struuter and wacky and falcon…huh? Oh nothing at all…
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