# Forget Crushes, let's talk about objects of lust....
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [July 17, 2000, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878 "2000-07-17T19:42:47Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 7
### Author:  [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/121 "2000-07-19T19:33:42Z")
HEY, ChrisP, stuuter was asking ME my opinion of chocolate. Zip your pants up and wait your turn.
Struuter, I adore chocolate. Especially the high-octane stuff from Hawaii. Sweet, silky, with rich mouth-feel and a lingering taste-memory afterwards…plus the chance to lick your fingertips… _sigh and faraway look_ Having it in our lives is well worth the subjugation of those Aztec provincials who were trying to keep it for themselves.
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### Author:  [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/122 "2000-07-19T19:37:43Z")
Easy big fella. Don’t be mad cause you’re slow…
😛
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### Author:  [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/123 "2000-07-19T19:45:22Z")
Chef–
Veeeerrrrrry hot. The fingers thing. .Never had the Hawaiian kind–or had anything licked off my fingers for that matter. What about it? Any other tasty skin goodies? \*Ya got me licking my lips subconsciously…whew!
ChrisP–
You deserve anything and everything you get…you started all this. Rection? Never met the guy…
struuter
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### Author:  [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/124 "2000-07-19T19:48:52Z")
You are sooo right. I do deserve everything I get. Now come here and give it to me…
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### Author:  [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/125 "2000-07-19T19:54:24Z")
Oh, my. _fans herself_
Well, I would…willingly…but, just for curtesy’s sake, what the magic word?
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### Author:  [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/126 "2000-07-19T19:58:55Z")
Abracadabra? Oh yeah, PLEASE come here and give to me that which I deserve.
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### Author:  [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/127 "2000-07-19T20:04:05Z")
Nicely put. How can any healthy woman with an active libido refuse? _saunters over_ So…where’d you put that chocolate?
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### Author:  [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/128 "2000-07-19T20:07:57Z")
Heehee, guess!
Oh man, I’m gonna be in sooo much trouble.
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### Author:  [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/129 "2000-07-19T20:13:42Z")
_amused as hell_
ChrisP, once again it would appear you’re the luckiest man on the SDMB…
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### Author:  [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/130 "2000-07-19T20:21:09Z")
Struuter, honey, you have NO idea how hot I can make you. Just ask any of those who had their dreams fulfilled in my thread, [Naughty Love Letters from Cheffie.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=21348)
As for those of you who asked for letters in this cobwebby old thread and never got them, do not despair! I am finally in a position to get back to them and will start cranking them out in a couple of days.
Now struuter, you asked what else is fun to lick off people (I’m paraphrasing). My vote goes to peanut butter. Why? because it takes a LONG time and MANY licks to get it all…_grin_
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### Author:  [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/131 "2000-07-19T20:25:45Z")
_giggles_
Yes…yes, my friend, you are in trouble.
_look of astonishment_
That is SOME chocolate bar you got there. How’d you find one that big in the shape of a…oooooh! Damn!
heeheehee
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### Author:  [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/132 "2000-07-19T20:28:43Z")
heheheh…I’m not a big love letter kind of guy. In fact, if I try to write one, it ends up sounding like a 3 year old writing to his mommy. So I’ll just stick to what works. I’m sorry struuter, you know have my undivided chocolate bar, I mean attention…
😛
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### Author:  [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/133 "2000-07-19T20:28:44Z")
Man! Sounds okay with me…
Hell, between you and ChrisP I got myself one life size Reese’s cup! Damn, I just know this is all gonna go to my hips…oh well, you only live once.
Oh…chunky or creamy? As if I had to ask…_wink_
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### Author:  [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/134 "2000-07-19T20:32:18Z")
\*looks at ChrisP and the Chocolate Factory–bites her lip.
\*looks other direction at Chef and the tub of peanut butter–raises her eyebrow.
\*sigh…how lucky can a girl get? Would either of you mind if I swooned a little?
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### Author:  [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/135 "2000-07-19T20:35:30Z")
As long as you swoon this way…
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### Author:  [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/136 "2000-07-19T20:39:51Z")
_blushes_
Oh…I don’t know. You wouldn’t take advantage of me, would you? No? Shit…
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### Author:  [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/137 "2000-07-19T20:44:31Z")
Hell, between you and ChrisP I got myself one life size Reese’s cup! Damn, I just know this is all gonna go to my hips…oh well, you only live once.
Damn straight I would…
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### Author:  [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/138 "2000-07-19T20:45:47Z")
Struuter, I’ll be glad to take advantage of you. I can go slow if you like, or faster, or really whatever speed you prefer 😉
And my chocolate bar gets bigger when you suck on it . . .
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### Author:  [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/139 "2000-07-19T20:49:30Z")
You know, I’m setting you up pretty good. You’ve come back with some doozies–the last one probably the best, by my accounts. So, can I be your straightgirl? I’ll keep feeding you the set-up…you keep those hot one-liners coming. Agreed? Can we shake on it?
Oh, I don’t mean that kind of handshake…
_blinks_ Did I just type that? Shame on me…
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### Author:  [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2000, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-crushes-lets-talk-about-objects-of-lust/25878/140 "2000-07-19T20:53:39Z")
I’m not real good at this, but I’ll keep him coming none the less. I mean keep 'em coming…damn…you’re good.
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