# Forget sing-a-long threads! How about some more AI threads? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 18, 2001, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-sing-a-long-threads-how-about-some-more-ai-threads/72921 "2001-07-18T13:02:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-sing-a-long-threads-how-about-some-more-ai-threads/72921/1 "2001-07-18T13:02:43Z")
The subject line says it all. Cripes! ---
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-sing-a-long-threads-how-about-some-more-ai-threads/72921/2 "2001-07-18T13:16:49Z")
Yeah, but they’ve still got a ways to go to beat the Moulin Rouge record. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-sing-a-long-threads-how-about-some-more-ai-threads/72921/3 "2001-07-18T14:05:00Z")
Don’t get me started on Moulin Rouge. ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-sing-a-long-threads-how-about-some-more-ai-threads/72921/4 "2001-07-18T14:12:39Z")
More importantly, what do you think about the Death Penalty and the execution of Timothy McVeigh? jarbaby ---
**Author:** ![Kayeby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de0a6/32.png) [@Kayeby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kayeby)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-sing-a-long-threads-how-about-some-more-ai-threads/72921/5 "2001-07-18T14:22:49Z")
I’ve always wondered … do races exist? ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-sing-a-long-threads-how-about-some-more-ai-threads/72921/6 "2001-07-18T14:25:46Z")
But when Teddy, at the very end, ever-so-slowly reached into his little pouch and pulled out a lock of the mother’s hair, didn’t you just break down into helpless, gut-wrenching sobs, because only then did you first realize that **Teddy killed mommy!!!** [sub]At least, that’s how it should have happened[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-sing-a-long-threads-how-about-some-more-ai-threads/72921/7 "2001-07-18T15:19:17Z")
Mama, just killed a man Put my gun against his head Pulled the trigger, now he’s dead… ---
**Author:** ![Kamandi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5daacb/32.png) [@Kamandi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamandi)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-sing-a-long-threads-how-about-some-more-ai-threads/72921/8 "2001-07-18T15:55:34Z")
The evil Mod cabal is really starting to annoy me. ---
**Author:** ![Juniper200](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@Juniper200](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juniper200)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-sing-a-long-threads-how-about-some-more-ai-threads/72921/9 "2001-07-18T16:42:41Z")
And I’d like to take this opportunity to express my displeasure at the bannings of Melin and Satan. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-sing-a-long-threads-how-about-some-more-ai-threads/72921/10 "2001-07-18T16:49:42Z")
Did you know that TImothy McVeigh wrote the theme song to A.I.? It would have been used in Moulin Rouge, but the evil Mods banned him from posting it… ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Amazing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@Captain\_Amazing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Amazing)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-sing-a-long-threads-how-about-some-more-ai-threads/72921/11 "2001-07-18T17:02:16Z")
And what about that presidential election. Was that messed up or what? ---
**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-sing-a-long-threads-how-about-some-more-ai-threads/72921/12 "2001-07-18T17:28:12Z")
Now, just relax, everyone. We can all take a look at this video I found on the internet. “All your base” something or other, I forget. Anyway, you’ll love it, it’s a real hoot. ---
**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-sing-a-long-threads-how-about-some-more-ai-threads/72921/13 "2001-07-18T18:20:45Z")
I think McVeigh evolved and Bush was created. stoid ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-sing-a-long-threads-how-about-some-more-ai-threads/72921/14 "2001-07-18T18:44:57Z")
You know, none of this would be an issue in Libertaria. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-sing-a-long-threads-how-about-some-more-ai-threads/72921/15 "2001-07-18T21:30:40Z")
Ask the 2[sup]nd[/sup] amendment guy. ---
**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-sing-a-long-threads-how-about-some-more-ai-threads/72921/16 "2001-07-18T21:38:12Z")
That film _Memento_ is really keen. Should I change my username? I can’t decide between Helena Handbasket or Moody Smoky Crunchy Hecubus. Who wants to virtually marry me? I have a question about anal sex. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-sing-a-long-threads-how-about-some-more-ai-threads/72921/17 "2001-07-18T21:47:53Z")
But first, i must attack stupid Athiest-Christians during my 147th post party! Damn dirty Athiest-Christians! ---
**Author:** ![Punoqllads](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d2c977/32.png) [@Punoqllads](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Punoqllads)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-sing-a-long-threads-how-about-some-more-ai-threads/72921/18 "2001-07-18T21:56:06Z")
Has anyone ever done a web search, or known someone who has? ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-sing-a-long-threads-how-about-some-more-ai-threads/72921/19 "2001-07-18T22:08:35Z")
Great. I want to jump in, and all the good ones have been taken. All you vultures left for me is “I’m circumcised as hell, and I’m not gonna take it anymore!!!” ---
**Author:** ![Kamandi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5daacb/32.png) [@Kamandi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamandi)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-sing-a-long-threads-how-about-some-more-ai-threads/72921/20 "2001-07-18T22:17:49Z")
Oh, and since this is the Pit: insert gratuitous profanity here. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-sing-a-long-threads-how-about-some-more-ai-threads/72921.md?page=2)