# Forget sing-a-long threads! How about some more AI threads? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 18, 2001, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-sing-a-long-threads-how-about-some-more-ai-threads/72921 "2001-07-18T13:02:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-sing-a-long-threads-how-about-some-more-ai-threads/72921/41 "2001-07-19T09:00:35Z")
A Star Destroyer would beat the shit out of the Enterprise. ---
**Author:** ![Kayeby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de0a6/32.png) [@Kayeby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kayeby)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-sing-a-long-threads-how-about-some-more-ai-threads/72921/42 "2001-07-19T09:08:32Z")
**Redboss** , you owe me a new monitor!! ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 10:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-sing-a-long-threads-how-about-some-more-ai-threads/72921/43 "2001-07-19T10:03:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by magdalene \* > Who wants to virtually marry me? Well, I was considering it until this: > [@](#): > > I have a question about anal sex. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![don\_Jaime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b4bc9f/32.png) [@don\_Jaime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_Jaime)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-sing-a-long-threads-how-about-some-more-ai-threads/72921/44 "2001-07-19T13:36:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by magdalene \* > \*\*Should I change my username? I can’t decide between Helena Handbasket or Moody Smoky Crunchy Hecubus. > \*\* _ **Chicken of Bristol!** _ or Helen Damnation. ---
**Author:** ![Rosebud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@Rosebud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rosebud)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-sing-a-long-threads-how-about-some-more-ai-threads/72921/45 "2001-07-19T13:53:36Z")
The rash cleared up, **Redboss**? Oh, it’ll be back. Trust me. And I will return your Blockbuster card. For a small (very large) fee. We shall discuss terms-- take it to e-mail! These personal issues should not be aired on the board! 😉 Also, I’d like to do something really, really illegal to my neighbors. You’ll all help me find the info on that, right? Unless the Evil Nazi Mods stop you. Oh, and I’M LEAVING! ::stamp stamp stamp:: ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-sing-a-long-threads-how-about-some-more-ai-threads/72921/46 "2001-07-19T14:49:25Z")
Three Quick Questions: 1. Fox has just proved that the moon landings were fake because some of the pictures “supposedly” taken there looked a little too pretty. What is your reaction to the U.S. government deceiving us like this? 2. My computer is acting up. It is a Blue Gateway Macintosh with 128 volt hard drive and 38 kilohertz of RAM. The monitor will not turn on at all. I have been having these problems since the power went out. Any suggestions? 3. Hi Opal! (Sorry to trick you. I really only had two questions. You can pay me back later) ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-sing-a-long-threads-how-about-some-more-ai-threads/72921/47 "2001-07-19T14:55:35Z")
Three Quick Questions: 1. Fox has just proved that the moon landings were fake because some of the pictures “supposedly” taken there looked a little too pretty. What is your reaction to the U.S. government deceiving us like this? 2. My computer is acting up. It is a Blue Gateway Macintosh with 128 volt hard drive and 38 kilohertz of RAM. The monitor will not turn on at all. I have been having these problems since the power went out. Any suggestions? 3. Hi Opal! (Sorry to trick you. I really only had two questions. You can pay me back later) ---
**Author:** ![poohpah\_chalupa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/91b2a8/32.png) [@poohpah\_chalupa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/poohpah_chalupa)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-sing-a-long-threads-how-about-some-more-ai-threads/72921/48 "2001-07-19T15:36:12Z")
I would want to boink both Veronica _and_ Mary Ann. ---
**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-sing-a-long-threads-how-about-some-more-ai-threads/72921/49 "2001-07-19T16:31:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jr8 \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by magdalene \* > > Who wants to virtually marry me? > > Well, I was considering it until this: > > > [@](#): > > > > I have a question about anal sex. > > 😉 \*\* Man, that’s exactly _why_ I was considering it. ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-sing-a-long-threads-how-about-some-more-ai-threads/72921/50 "2001-07-19T16:52:23Z")
What am I supposed to do with all of these left over Ball Mason Jar rings and lids? And, what board do I go to to find this out? Is this a problem that many people face? Also, I’m Jewish. Which board to do I to for that? Additionally, I want Jughead 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Rosebud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@Rosebud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rosebud)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-sing-a-long-threads-how-about-some-more-ai-threads/72921/51 "2001-07-19T18:31:58Z")
I’m back. **Shagnasty** , your problems (and not just your computer problems, I mean every problem you have had since birth and possibly before) are caused by Microsuck. Or maybe Crapintosh. Either way, everything you know is wrong. Furthermore, this board is too slow. Why can’t you be like that nice board down the street, always so speedy and helpful and quick to pick up after itself? **poopah** – both at the same time? ---
**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-sing-a-long-threads-how-about-some-more-ai-threads/72921/52 "2001-07-19T19:14:46Z")
Do Chinese people in China eat Chinese food every day in China? Remember to look before you leap and that he who hesitates is lost. Who is the sexiest superhero? If it’s true that jerking off makes your palms hairy, why are mine covered with moss? To get to my house, turn left, then right, then right, then left and then right again. You can’t miss it. If Howard Stern rules, then why doesn’t he live in the White House? It was a dark and stormy night during the best of times and the worst of times, so call me Ishmael. ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-sing-a-long-threads-how-about-some-more-ai-threads/72921/53 "2001-07-19T20:05:41Z")
Pot, meet Kettle. [sub]my work here is done[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-sing-a-long-threads-how-about-some-more-ai-threads/72921/54 "2001-07-19T20:31:48Z")
Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and bail bondsman? Please note, this post was not meant as a personal insult to any of my Christian friends. Except one. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2001, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-sing-a-long-threads-how-about-some-more-ai-threads/72921/55 "2001-07-20T13:52:14Z")
_Dragging out a cooler and setting up his lawn chair_ D&R… ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2001, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-sing-a-long-threads-how-about-some-more-ai-threads/72921/56 "2001-07-20T13:57:16Z")
_Dragging out a cooler and setting up his lawn chair_ D&R… ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2001, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-sing-a-long-threads-how-about-some-more-ai-threads/72921/57 "2001-07-20T14:03:29Z")
Sorry about the multi-post. I didn’t see my reply hit the thread, so I just hit “reply” 176 times. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forget-sing-a-long-threads-how-about-some-more-ai-threads/72921.md?page=2)