# Forked Sequential Threads

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [October 2, 2008, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226 "2008-10-02T20:18:20Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [October 2, 2008, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/1 "2008-10-02T20:18:20Z")

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\*\*My chauffeur just saw someone…  
Drive Only Mentality \*\*

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### Author: ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2008, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/2 "2008-10-03T15:06:38Z")

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\*\*What’s up with “Private Acts” in British law?  
Why is porn legal, but prostitution is not?  
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### Author: ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2008, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/3 "2008-10-03T20:50:16Z")

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**Gaydar in reverse: what celbrities can be conclusively ruled out as homosexual?  
Oscar the Grouch is married? What else?**

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### Author: ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2008, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/4 "2008-10-03T20:53:56Z")

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\*\*SDMBisms that irk me for some reason.

Names. \*\*

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### Author: ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2008, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/5 "2008-10-03T23:15:00Z")

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\*\* To all the girls: Why don’t you like nice guys?  
Sore Losers\*\*

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### Author: ![Ann\_Onimous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ea5d25/32.png) [@Ann\_Onimous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Onimous)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2008, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/6 "2008-10-04T00:00:20Z")

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\*\*Clear liquid diet, one gallon of laxative, colonoscopy - TMI  
Guess What? Chicken Butt. \*\*

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### Author: ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2008, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/7 "2008-10-04T02:59:26Z")

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\*\*The World’s Greatest Album Covers  
My little girl is all grown up  
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Ahhh, another vote for Blind Faith.

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### Author: ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2008, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/8 "2008-10-04T04:30:23Z")

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\*\*My little girl is all grown up!  
“Whose Bra Is This?” \*\*

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### Author: ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2008, 9:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/9 "2008-10-04T09:35:51Z")

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\*\*I made soup, now tell me what it is  
Help!! friggin boiled potatoes \*\*

Um… potato soup?

\*\*One of the most frustrating things about learning another language . . .  
Reason #3497 to hate the French. \*\*

Yup, those irregular verbs are a pisser.

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### Author: ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2008, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/10 "2008-10-04T13:49:27Z")

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\*\* I have absolutely nothing profound to say.

OJ Simpson guilty on all charges. \*\*

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### Author: ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2008, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/11 "2008-10-04T13:52:22Z")

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**My Email to Fox’s Bill O’Reilly.  
We need a Sarah Palin community sock**

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### Author: ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2008, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/12 "2008-10-04T13:55:15Z")

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\*\*I Must Share The Good News

Well, I’m off to have teeth pulled. \*\*

If that’s the good news, don’t tell me the bad news!😛

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### Author: ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2008, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/13 "2008-10-04T19:45:04Z")

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\*\* I Must Share The Good News  
OJ Simpson guilty on all charges\*\*

Yipppeeee!😃

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### Author: ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2008, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/14 "2008-10-04T19:47:32Z")

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> [@Annie-Xmas](#):
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> \*\* I Must Share The Good News  
> OJ Simpson guilty on all charges\*\*
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> Yipppeeee!😃

Bah. :mad:

Because you got there first - not because I’m perturbed at OJ getting his comeuppance

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### Author: ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)
#### Post date: [October 5, 2008, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/15 "2008-10-05T20:38:29Z")

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\*\*DaVinci didn’t invent anything!  
Things that need to be invented  
Wildlife Programmes \*\*

Nope. Day late, dollar short, again: it’s already been done, Leo. :rolleyes:

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### Author: ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2008, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/16 "2008-10-06T14:29:12Z")

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\*\*Make me Laugh.

Doper prom picture thread  
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### Author: ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2008, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/17 "2008-10-06T15:38:10Z")

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**There is a cure for Autism…(mild)  
Bailouts for everybody!**

and

**And the wave of Palin porn begins with…  
A shout-out? from a VP candidate?**

Take off your helmets, kids, it’s the perkiest economic holocaust ever!

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### Author: ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2008, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/18 "2008-10-06T18:18:34Z")

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\*\*Very Vaguely Creepy 4, return of the creeps  
Beauty Paegants For Little Kids/Kids Looking Older  
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### Author: ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2008, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/19 "2008-10-06T19:12:47Z")

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**Alternatives to TIVO?  
What does the word “video” mean to you?**

Jeez, no need to get all sarcastic about it.

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### Author: ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2008, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/20 "2008-10-06T19:59:46Z")

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\*\* Can I pit old people?

McCain campaign “push-polling”  
\*\*

yeah, I know, I’ll probably go to bias Hell for that one…

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