# Forked Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 2, 2008, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226 "2008-10-02T20:18:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/181 "2008-11-03T12:54:53Z")
\*\*VERY TMI, in fact deliberately gross: What’s the biggest poop you’ve ever had? Am I the only one whose sphyncters tighten watching Obama ‘Work the Crowd’? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/182 "2008-11-03T14:36:58Z")
\*\* You’re Fat! Yeah? What of it? Terriffic. Now I have to feel guilty about chocolate too. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/183 "2008-11-03T18:28:55Z")
\*\*My experience at an Obama rally Am I the only one whose sphyncters tighten watching Obama ‘Work the Crowd’? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/184 "2008-11-03T20:15:40Z")
\*\*Fuck it, I’m choking my chicken Really, What Choice Did I Have? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/185 "2008-11-03T22:18:05Z")
\*\*Sorry the election has you down, but… DSYoungEsq, must you be an asshole every single time?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/186 "2008-11-04T00:07:27Z")
**Sorry the election has you down, but… You’re Fat! Yeah? What of it?** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/187 "2008-11-04T13:05:20Z")
\*\* Diagnose me over the internet! (Medical knowledge optional.) My dentist is trying to kill me! \*\* That’s a pretty severe diagnosis ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/188 "2008-11-04T14:20:31Z")
\*\*Why do women scream? Woman plugged into computer \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/189 "2008-11-04T14:59:46Z")
**How do you leave the stress of work at work? Hypothetical Suicide** It’s like starting each day as a new man. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tao_s_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/190 "2008-11-04T16:42:22Z")
\*\* The Greatest Threat to Democracy is… God damnit, Obama, stop texting me! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/191 "2008-11-04T20:21:52Z")
\*\*Election terms you never want to hear again I done my doodie. How was your voting experience? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2008, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/192 "2008-11-05T08:29:36Z")
\*\*I’m so not sleeping tonight. Who’s with me? F\*ck yeah!!! \*\* Dude, it’s just a little missed sleep. It’s really not that exciting. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2008, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/193 "2008-11-05T13:28:24Z")
\*\*Scientific evidence of God’s existence Is Satanism too bland? \*\* Yes Therefore, God Exists Q.E.D. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2008, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/194 "2008-11-05T14:18:44Z")
\*\* Erection terms you never want to hear again F\*ck yeah!!! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2008, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/195 "2008-11-05T18:00:24Z")
\*\*What will you remember about 2008? procrastinating!!! The crappy thing about Obama winning The Little Train That Was Constipated\*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2008, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/196 "2008-11-05T18:08:35Z")
\*\*Why have the markets fallen on Obama’s victory day? I lost money \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2008, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/197 "2008-11-05T22:45:59Z")
\*\*Erection terms you never want to hear again Sarah Palin’s career options have opened up. \*\* Errr… _backs out of thread_ ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2008, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/198 "2008-11-05T23:04:20Z")
\*\*What cartoon characters have you been attracted too? V \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2008, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/199 "2008-11-05T23:42:17Z")
\*\*Erection terms you never want to hear again Canada Erects New Statue to War of 1812 \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/200 "2008-11-06T00:10:18Z")
**McCain supporters. How do you feel? YAAAY!!! No more robo-calls!!!** There’s always a bright side, I guess. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226.md?page=11)