# Forked Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 2, 2008, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226 "2008-10-02T20:18:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2008, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/221 "2008-11-10T15:06:08Z")
**Awesome, candid photoset from Election Night from Obama He finally peed standing up!! Yay.** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2008, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/222 "2008-11-10T15:12:44Z")
**Parents - this is why your children aren’t allowed to run free in public My workplace caught on fire** Coincidence? Maybe. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2008, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/223 "2008-11-10T16:28:59Z")
**Things the Opposition are saying Dear God, thank you for not electing Sarah Palin** ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2008, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/224 "2008-11-10T17:42:49Z")
\*\* Are you a measurer or a taster? Your preference for semen volume. T.M.F.I. \*\* Yep. Maybe, just maybe TMI. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2008, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/225 "2008-11-10T18:53:40Z")
\*\*I found this kitten… Being carded for Red Bull in Virginia \*\* Virginia Cracks Down on Underage Feline Drinking ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2008, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/226 "2008-11-10T18:58:12Z")
**In your opinion, what is the purpose of marriage? Are you handy around the house?** ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2008, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/227 "2008-11-10T19:40:43Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > \*\*My childrens father is dying > My first big OOPS! moment with my gun \*\* Heh heh heh. Should we assume bitter divorce? 😃 That gun one is giving us lots of mileage. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2008, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/228 "2008-11-10T21:11:54Z")
**A poll, of a somewhat TMI nature. Are you a measurer or a taster?** Of what, exactly? ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2008, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/229 "2008-11-10T21:18:40Z")
**Gonna try Craig’s List for meeting women - any tips? To Cum like a Geyser…over and over, longer and farther** OK, so I switched the order. So sue me. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2008, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/230 "2008-11-10T23:32:31Z")
**How do you improve self esteem? Porsche 911** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2008, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/231 "2008-11-11T18:47:54Z")
\*\*Peeing Outside Things toddlers do In your opinion, what is the purpose of marriage? Defend marriage! ONE MAN - ONE WOMAN \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Monstera\_deliciosa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monstera_deliciosa/32/109_2.png) [@Monstera\_deliciosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstera_deliciosa)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2008, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/232 "2008-11-11T20:09:44Z")
**I like my men like\_\_\_\_\_\_\_** **Hippos** Yes, indeed. Fat, ill-tempered and semi-aquatic–thats for me. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2008, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/233 "2008-11-11T22:16:24Z")
\*\*Puppy Cam! Pound Puppies Are More Than Just 80s Kids’ Toys… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/234 "2008-11-12T02:19:15Z")
\*\*13-year-old girl decides she’d rather die than get a heart transplant Things teenagers do \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/235 "2008-11-12T02:59:54Z")
And now it’s: \*\*Peeing Outside Things teenagers do \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/236 "2008-11-12T15:38:25Z")
**Peeing Outside “Seasonal” SDMB Activity?** Definitely a summer sport. ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/237 "2008-11-12T16:38:13Z")
**I like my women like my Severe rectal bleeding** Takes all kinds, I guess… ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/238 "2008-11-12T16:51:12Z")
\*\*What do 10 to 15 year old girls like? When is it OK to use substances for fun? \*\* :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/239 "2008-11-12T16:57:31Z")
\*\* What do 10 to 15 year old girls like? Pets of unknown gender \*\* As opposed to 20-25 year old girls, who like porn of unknown gender. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/240 "2008-11-12T20:04:05Z")
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