# Forked Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 2, 2008, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226 "2008-10-02T20:18:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/241 "2008-11-12T20:52:00Z")
**Things teenagers do Severe Rectal Bleeding?!?** And I suppose if all the other kids were bleeding out their asses, you’d want to do THAT too? **I like my women like my \_\_\_\_ Potential First Dog** Begging for a bone? \*\*Frack. I think I might be an addict. I’m going to die \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/242 "2008-11-12T21:29:59Z")
\*\*What do 10 to 15 year old girls like? Worm in the food… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/243 "2008-11-12T21:39:16Z")
\*\* The Strangest Thread You’ve Seen On The Dope? Ladies: Do you like to be spanked? \*\* I have a low tolerance for strange ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/244 "2008-11-12T23:08:05Z")
**Things toddlers do My 3 year old’s doing college algebra!** Yeah I snipped the second thread title. It scans better this way. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2008, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/245 "2008-11-13T00:18:59Z")
\*\*Severe Rectal Bleeding?!? Ooooh! I Bet Jesus is Gonna be PISSED!\*\* Well, no one likes a severe rectal bleed. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2008, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/246 "2008-11-13T01:44:24Z")
This was only a matter of time. \*\*The Asshole Test - Guys Only Severe Rectal Bleeding?!? \*\* That means you flunked. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2008, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/247 "2008-11-13T13:37:37Z")
**Potential effects of small amounts of date rape drugs Getting Millions Of Dollars Of Your Money In Cash** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2008, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/248 "2008-11-13T13:54:42Z")
\*\* Taking her with him. (Man’s coffin kills wife.) A little weird, I suppose. Funeral related. \*\* A _little_ weird? \*\*Whee! Crazy Preachers in the News! Suck my flaming rocket balls! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2008, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/249 "2008-11-13T14:11:57Z")
\*\*Taking her with him. (Man’s coffin kills wife.) A little weird, I suppose. Funeral related. \*\* ETA: D’oh! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2008, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/250 "2008-11-13T15:34:18Z")
> [@Peak Banana](#): > > \*\*Predict the next celebrity who’ll come out of the closet (and when) > House 11/11 \*\* Now it’s: \*\* Homosexual Action Figures House 11/11 \*\* So who on that show has teh gay? ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2008, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/251 "2008-11-13T15:50:22Z")
\*\*Obama supporters: what’s the first major mistake you expect him to make in office? Worm in the food… \*\* Oooh. Big-time faux pas. ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2008, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/252 "2008-11-13T16:50:45Z")
This is a thread title/username combo in GQ: “Looking for housing in Paris” by **Future Londonite** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2008, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/253 "2008-11-13T18:47:35Z")
**Small anecdote from class today I’m going to die** ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2008, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/254 "2008-11-13T20:12:10Z")
**Obama supporters: what’s the first major mistake you expect him to make in office? Calling Joe the Plumber - Faucet Problem!** Damn it, Mr. President, I could have \*told \*you - he’s not a licenced plumber. ---
**Author:** ![EpicNonsense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c37758/32.png) [@EpicNonsense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EpicNonsense)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2008, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/255 "2008-11-13T20:36:56Z")
\*\*When Sarah Palin says “Barack Obama”… Mexican scientists turn tequila into diamonds \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2008, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/256 "2008-11-13T21:25:41Z")
\*\*Next-Best Oil for Deep Frying Homosexual Action Figures \*\* Whoa! Issues much? ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2008, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/257 "2008-11-14T06:45:22Z")
\*\*Some good thoughts please. So I got laid off yesterday.\*\* Encouragement - you’re doing it wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2008, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/258 "2008-11-14T15:04:53Z")
\*\*Suggestions for making side cash? Ladies: Do you like getting your hair pulled? (TMI) What words, when mispronounced, set your teeth on edge? Braces: Dealing with the Pain \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2008, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/259 "2008-11-14T16:33:12Z")
**Hillary Clinton as Secretary of State? Obama supporters: what’s the first major mistake you expect him to make in office?** (Would have been even better the other way around…) ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2008, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/260 "2008-11-14T17:45:49Z")
**Source of quote “to a man with a hammer, everything looks like a nail” How seriously does the US military take ‘homosexual misconduct’?** I don’t even know why this makes me laugh. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226.md?page=14)