# Forked Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 2, 2008, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226 "2008-10-02T20:18:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/281 "2008-11-18T13:44:33Z")
**At last, some good news! I Suspect I Have Alzheimers** ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/282 "2008-11-18T18:11:51Z")
\*\*Why doesn’t ET call us? Same-Sex Marriage and other Unions \*\* Yup. Aliens be scared dey’ll catch teh ghey. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/283 "2008-11-18T19:59:56Z")
\*\*Weird things that have happened to you in restaurants Nudity in Locker Rooms \*\* In a restaurant? That’s some weird, right there. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/284 "2008-11-18T20:02:54Z")
\*\*Love. Workplace Bathroom Etiquette \*\* Hey, just keep the stall door closed, and if it’s a lenghty section, use your lunch break. Oh yeah, and please stop leaving your used condoms in the urinal. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/285 "2008-11-18T20:10:49Z")
**Blowjob: Fellatio as ???: Cunnilingus Earliest use of "touch base"** I would use, “Slidin’ in face first.” ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/286 "2008-11-18T20:21:07Z")
In GQ: **Why/what is the relationship between Israel and the US? Wood chipper body disposal.** A nice, direct answer. ---
**Author:** ![Harriet\_the\_Spry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e56c9b/32.png) [@Harriet\_the\_Spry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harriet_the_Spry)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/287 "2008-11-19T04:10:03Z")
In MPSIMS \*\*It’s time for a new Doper pic thread! \*\* **10-minute-long rape scenes are inappropriate workplace viewing.** :eek: ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/288 "2008-11-19T08:53:35Z")
**Using Dopers’ Ideas as Your Own Too chicken to say it in person** ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/289 "2008-11-19T11:38:27Z")
\*\*What’s with people driving SLOWER lately? Love. \*\* They’re all doing it in the front seat. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/290 "2008-11-19T14:40:57Z")
**What are people probably complaining about you for on other boards? Nudity in Locker Rooms** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/291 "2008-11-19T17:50:42Z")
**Starvation in America? What happens with not yet roadkill?** 2 birds, 1 stone. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/292 "2008-11-19T18:50:47Z")
**Somali pirates: What became of that Ukranian ship with the tanks? Shipwrecks in the Mississippi River** Those pirates sure get around. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/293 "2008-11-19T21:07:40Z")
Oh, and… \*\* Fucking Al Qaeda douchebags For Sarah Palin \*\* Well, with \*that \*endorsement, I’d say her 2012 bid is already screwed. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/294 "2008-11-19T21:39:13Z")
\*\*I’ve been called a troll… For Sarah Palin \*\* I’d do anything for you, Sarah! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2008, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/295 "2008-11-20T14:58:47Z")
\*\*Explain the Xian Trinity Malcolm X-Died a Christian? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2008, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/296 "2008-11-20T16:45:20Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > \*\*Explain the Xian Trinity > Malcolm X-Died a Christian? \*\* Nice username/post combo. Oh, and… \*\* Why don’t they have X in Y flavor? Baconnaise: A Preliminary Review \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2008, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/297 "2008-11-20T21:17:16Z")
GQ: \*\*Traffic Managment: Why Do They Do This? Crashing a car into a giant wet sponge \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2008, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/298 "2008-11-20T21:44:00Z")
IMHO: \*\*What would you do if you saw a Big Foot? Humans urinating and defecating in the ocean\*\* Leave out the “in the ocean” part and I think you have your answer… ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2008, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/299 "2008-11-20T22:52:59Z")
Two-faced kitten born in Australia What do we do with the Cat From Hell? ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2008, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/300 "2008-11-20T23:04:48Z")
> [@Clothahump](#): > > Two-faced kitten born in Australia > What do we do with the Cat From Hell? Dammit, you got mine. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226.md?page=14) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226.md?page=16)