# Forked Sequential Threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 2, 2008, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226 "2008-10-02T20:18:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 16

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/301 "2008-11-21T06:09:54Z")

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\*\*November 23 is International Hot Monkey Love Day

10-minute-long rape scenes are inappropriate workplace viewing\*\*

Just getting ideas, boss!

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/302 "2008-11-21T17:13:16Z")

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From New Posts:

\*\*  
Palin Pardons Stevens!!  
Wow. What. An. Idiot. \*\*

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**Author:** ![Ace309](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ace309/32/1050_2.png) [@Ace309](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ace309)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/303 "2008-11-21T17:19:06Z")

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In the pit, from the “Yeah? Well I’ll go you one better!” Department:

_ **I pit the restaurant with a cat**  
vintageloveletter  
 **I Pit Cats In General**  
Shagnasty_

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/304 "2008-11-21T18:55:15Z")

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\*\*Post facts that opened your eye.  
November 23 is International Hot Monkey Love Day \*\*  
:eek:

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2008, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/305 "2008-11-22T03:22:14Z")

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\*\*Two-faced kitten born in Australia

Is there anything cuter than sleeping kitties?

Odd Animal News

Woolly Bully! Mammoth DNA Sequenced!

\*\*

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2008, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/306 "2008-11-22T04:30:28Z")

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\*\*I’m Scared!  
A Day in the Life of a Mod \*\*

So remember, kids, the Mod is just as afraid of you as you are of the Mod.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2008, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/307 "2008-11-22T18:25:24Z")

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\*\*My Christmas cactus is budding!  
Late Bloomers: Those who master something they started later in life. \*\*

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2008, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/308 "2008-11-23T03:45:23Z")

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\*\*A WTF Wedding Invitation

Woohoo! Free Dr Pepper for Everyone!\*\*

That is a little confusing, but what the heck!!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2008, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/309 "2008-11-23T03:49:44Z")

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\*\*Good Wedding Ideas In Theory, Bad In Real Life

Dog In Wedding. Will It Work

\*\*  
Bad in Real Life

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2008, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/310 "2008-11-23T08:41:02Z")

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**Single wide trailer destroyed, 12 left homeless, fault?  
Ask the guy who teaches convicts.**

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2008, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/311 "2008-11-23T09:05:17Z")

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IMHO goes sexist:

\*\*How should I clean my stairs?  
How do you clean your glasses?  
Female Dopers, your opinion, please \*\*

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2008, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/312 "2008-11-24T06:07:32Z")

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\*\*A question for cake bakers  
What’s A Drop Cake? \*\*

\*\*Dog In Wedding. Will It Work  
Your Most Embarrassing Moment/Experience  
Dope Divorces \*\*

Didn’t work too well, then.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2008, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/313 "2008-11-24T20:28:10Z")

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\*\*Why contentment is a piss-off.  
An entire barrel of Jack Daniels

Celebrity Run-In Stories  
More wedding rudeness\*\*

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2008, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/314 "2008-11-25T02:42:09Z")

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\*\*I Gave Birth to my Kids, I Get to Raise Them, Bitch!  
My kid put something bad on the internet…censor the internet NOW! \*\*

Make up your mind!

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2008, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/315 "2008-11-25T05:14:24Z")

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**Dang It! MORE Shoulder Surgery  
I’m having Tommy’s for dinner.**

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2008, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/316 "2008-11-25T08:29:04Z")

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\*\*The Weirdest Thing You’ve Seen This Week  
Oh Noes! It’s the Gays! \*\*

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**Author:** ![CutterJohn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@CutterJohn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CutterJohn)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2008, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/317 "2008-11-25T09:20:23Z")

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\*\*Eternal Reef Balls! THIS is what I want done with my body when I die!

Obama must be so proud\*\*

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2008, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/318 "2008-11-25T12:40:22Z")

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\*\*Gay marriage opponents, listen up: I’ve got a secret to tell you  
Garden Gnomes  
Fucking cops… \*\*

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**Author:** ![EpicNonsense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c37758/32.png) [@EpicNonsense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EpicNonsense)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2008, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/319 "2008-11-25T12:43:40Z")

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**Meteor Strike in Canada  
Obama must be so proud**

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2008, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/320 "2008-11-25T12:50:38Z")

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\*\*Just Wanted To Say…  
Oh Noes! It’s the Gays! \*\*

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