# Forked Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 2, 2008, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226 "2008-10-02T20:18:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2008, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/341 "2008-11-27T23:22:45Z")
\*\*Happy birthday to ME! (and all the other Thanksgiving Day babies) Ok so I just burnt my nipple… \*\* You’re supposed to light the _birthday candles!!_ ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2008, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/342 "2008-11-29T20:26:03Z")
\*\*You can’t make up history like this Time and history are very funny things. ask the guy who was trampled \*\* ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2008, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/343 "2008-11-30T09:06:06Z")
**Could use some advice re: kid Should I hit my kids?** ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2008, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/344 "2008-12-01T08:34:44Z")
\*\*Something cool came in the mail today… I Have A New Kitten! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2008, 8:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/345 "2008-12-01T08:47:36Z")
\*\*Questions for non-practicing / non-religious Jews Completely dry dishes before putting away? Parents flying with young kids - would you pay a premium for this? Best pocket knife Need help/advice: website related The Best Subsaharan African Country To Live In? Ladies - is getting DP’ed “the ultimate?” REALLY? What would you think of a place that couldn’t change $20? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2008, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/346 "2008-12-01T13:48:44Z")
\*\*Question about stock market How do you pronounce Ugh? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2008, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/347 "2008-12-01T18:24:07Z")
**World’s most dangerous toys The Punisher** Well, the name kinda tips you off, doesn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/348 "2008-12-02T14:06:36Z")
\*\*What Song (or Music Video) Used To Get You Hot? Georgia is Supposed to Be Warm… \*\* Georgia on my Mind? ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/349 "2008-12-02T14:20:57Z")
\*\*Your ten most influential… Pop songs of the 80s ASk the Doper who remarried her husband Another Doper Engagement\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/350 "2008-12-02T14:43:23Z")
**Why did you join the Dope? It was a good day for a funeral…** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/351 "2008-12-02T17:17:26Z")
**Have you ever been in love and lost that loved one Provide me advice in breaking up with a short-term girlfriend for no particular reason** ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/352 "2008-12-02T17:22:04Z")
\*\*It was a good day for a funeral… seven years ago \*\* And then things turned grave… ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/353 "2008-12-02T17:52:24Z")
\*\*You may retrieve a lost historical artifact. What do you chose? Ask the Doper who remarried her husband \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/354 "2008-12-02T18:15:42Z")
\*\*I’m poor but I eat damn good! Thank you, ladies who saved my dog! \*\* :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/355 "2008-12-02T21:26:39Z")
**Where do squirrels sleep? TV Stations in the USA** They always get a good reception… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/356 "2008-12-02T22:18:26Z")
\*\*What a fucking day I’ve had Shut the fuck up George! This shit has got to stop Garden Gnomes \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/357 "2008-12-03T05:32:24Z")
**California knows how to party. I’ll be driving halfway across the country…** That’s some party! ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/358 "2008-12-03T15:05:17Z")
**Really lousy Christmas presents. I pit you, Mr. Grinch** Yeah, thanks for the fintoozler. Bastard. ---
**Author:** ![Stauderhorse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Stauderhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stauderhorse)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/359 "2008-12-03T17:42:38Z")
\*\*If you KNEW you would get away with it, would you rob a bank? So a local bank got robbed, hires security. \*\* Hmm… ---
**Author:** ![Prelude\_to\_Fascination](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a183cd/32.png) [@Prelude\_to\_Fascination](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prelude_to_Fascination)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/360 "2008-12-03T21:54:54Z")
**And the most homoerotic movie ever made is… Prop 8 - The Musical** To say anything else would be just gilding the lily. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226.md?page=17) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226.md?page=19)