# Forked Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 2, 2008, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226 "2008-10-02T20:18:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2008, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/21 "2008-10-07T00:34:00Z")
\*\*Tell me about this antique pocket watch Pocket pistol power \*\* It’s a 1920’s-style Death Watch. ---
**Author:** ![drewbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drewbert/32/15890_2.png) [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2008, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/22 "2008-10-07T04:15:33Z")
I Must Share The Good News There’s Rioting in the Streets There’s a man sleeping on my couch. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2008, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/23 "2008-10-07T15:13:31Z")
**Doper prom picture thread Stupid things you’ve done in the name of fashion.** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2008, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/24 "2008-10-07T15:31:10Z")
\*\* There is a man sleeping on my couch. \*\* CaerieD Today 11:27 AM \*\* I Can’t Sleep. I don’t Like My Job. I’m Worried About the Economy \*\* Try **CaerieD** ’s couch. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2008, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/25 "2008-10-07T15:37:39Z")
\*\*Grafting electric eel cells into humans New ways to annoy your kids \*\* I’ll say! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2008, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/26 "2008-10-07T17:05:44Z")
\*\*I think I just had a keyboardgasm Things that need to be invented \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2008, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/27 "2008-10-07T17:56:21Z")
\*\* To all the girls: Why don’t you like nice guys? Dating Poll: Let’s shatter some stereotypes! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2008, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/28 "2008-10-07T18:09:21Z")
\*\*My friend can’t be arsed to vote. Am I irrational to be irked with her? Ladies: List the reasons some guys are on the “just friends” list \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2008, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/29 "2008-10-07T19:51:28Z")
**Weirdest plastic surgery I’ve ever seen. I’m just a fart machine!** My god, what did you have done? \*\*My cat is so weird that… There is a man sleeping on my couch. Moved: How good is your eyeballing skills? Moved: Eyeballing it Iceland’s going under… I have absolutely nothing profound to say.\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2008, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/30 "2008-10-07T21:07:05Z")
\*\*Ferocious Puffball vs Terrifying Hand of Doom video (I’m such a sucker; new kitten) Plans For Friday Night: Sleep In A “Haunted” Building \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Amber\_in\_Treasury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc79bd/32.png) [@Amber\_in\_Treasury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amber_in_Treasury)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2008, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/31 "2008-10-07T21:23:57Z")
**Real life Superhero? Tourist goes nuts, skinny-dips in Imperial Moat** ---
**Author:** ![Stauderhorse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Stauderhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stauderhorse)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2008, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/32 "2008-10-08T04:48:41Z")
**My strangest date ever Dating is too much work** ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2008, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/33 "2008-10-08T09:10:15Z")
**Got my GRE scores back in the mail . . . I’m just a fart machine!** The GRE does career placement! **Doper prom picture thread Earth From Above** A very cool prom. **A baby, our baby! Beta is born! There’s Rioting in Our Streets** Babyzilla Beta is welcomed with the traditional Tokyo festivities, including tanks that shoot roman candles. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2008, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/34 "2008-10-08T12:45:07Z")
\*\*Escort services and prostitution Sex and the Recession \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2008, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/35 "2008-10-08T12:49:26Z")
\*\*Things that might make me a pervert Boyfriend of woman found stuck to toilet gets 6 months probation \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Onimous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ea5d25/32.png) [@Ann\_Onimous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Onimous)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2008, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/36 "2008-10-08T15:11:42Z")
\*\*Messin’ with crows and clerks. There’s no fucking Vegemite. \*\* Ummm… Ew? ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2008, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/37 "2008-10-08T16:41:01Z")
\*\*I think I just had a keyboardgasm Things that might make me a pervert \*\* I am _so_ not buying a secondhand keyboard from you! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2008, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/38 "2008-10-08T17:00:04Z")
\*\*And the wave of Palin porn begins with… Sarah turns opaque. Sarah Palin supports Hamas \*\* Well, I suppose porn _is_ easier if the subject is opaque. I never could get into transparent erotica. Although i don’t know what Hamas has to do with it… ---
**Author:** ![Lionne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Lionne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lionne)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2008, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/39 "2008-10-08T20:16:30Z")
\*\*Those Sarah Paling eyeglass frames… The Nastiest Thing Ever \*\* In MPSIMS ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2008, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/40 "2008-10-08T20:44:58Z")
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