# Forked Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 2, 2008, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226 "2008-10-02T20:18:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 20
**Author:** ![Stauderhorse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Stauderhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stauderhorse)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2008, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/381 "2008-12-08T13:25:58Z")
\*\*Woman sets fire to husbands genitals Defective reproductive organs (TMI, long, whiny) \*\* Well, I’d be whining too! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2008, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/382 "2008-12-08T14:58:26Z")
Now it’s: \*\*Prince William’s Willy: Royal Prick Pics Defective reproductive organs (TMI, long, whiny) \*\* Bad News for the Heritage of the British Throne ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2008, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/383 "2008-12-08T15:25:16Z")
**An MMP of Elopement Woman sets fire to husbands genitals** Another marriage off to a rocky start. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2008, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/384 "2008-12-08T15:49:06Z")
\*\* What to do with an annoying student? I just flunked several students \*\* Asked & Answered ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2008, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/385 "2008-12-08T15:55:53Z")
It’s worse. \*\*Prince William’s Willy: Royal Prick Pics More strange things visible by satellite\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2008, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/386 "2008-12-08T16:40:15Z")
\*\*Woman sets fire to husbands genitals A very Catalonian Christmas? \*\* I guess not too many men Christmas in Catalon ---
**Author:** ![Prelude\_to\_Fascination](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a183cd/32.png) [@Prelude\_to\_Fascination](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prelude_to_Fascination)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2008, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/387 "2008-12-08T17:02:04Z")
\*\*Woman sets fire to husband’s genitals This I know is true\*\* A first hand story maybe? ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2008, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/388 "2008-12-08T17:40:21Z")
**What stupid memories keep coming back to haunt you? Ever work for the US Census?** I remember the time I lost count at 68,473,621… ---
**Author:** ![whiterabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/cab0a1/32.png) [@whiterabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whiterabbit)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2008, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/389 "2008-12-08T18:32:46Z")
**Woman sets fire to husbands genitals** **Widows – Any Advice & Comfort** **An MMP of Elopement** There must be quite a story there. ---
**Author:** ![whiterabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/cab0a1/32.png) [@whiterabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whiterabbit)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2008, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/390 "2008-12-08T18:36:44Z")
Ooh, another: **Really lousy Christmas presents.** **Defective reproductive organs (TMI, long, whiny)** With all sympathy to the OPer in the second thread, indeed those are lousy Christmas presents. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2008, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/391 "2008-12-08T18:58:53Z")
**A day which will live in infamy The Ron Thread** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2008, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/392 "2008-12-09T14:37:42Z")
\*\*How does one contact Gore Vidal? Does Buddhism address Homosexuality? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2008, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/393 "2008-12-09T15:16:05Z")
\*\*Could it be? A _real_ flying car? The view outside your window \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2008, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/394 "2008-12-09T20:07:20Z")
**What wouldn’t you eat for breakfast? Defective reproductive organs (TMI, long, whiny)** ---
**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2008, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/395 "2008-12-10T01:21:30Z")
**The annual Christmas letter "Goddamn you, you fucking piece of shit!!!"** OK, no card for you next year. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2008, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/396 "2008-12-10T13:20:01Z")
\*\*Words that sound dirty, but really aren’t. Help me jazz up my tuna salad \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2008, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/397 "2008-12-10T15:24:04Z")
\*\*Ask the Starbucks barista anything! (Part Deux) What’s Wrong With G-Rod’s Haircut? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/half_man_half_wit/32/21766_2.png) [@Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Half_Man_Half_Wit)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2008, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/398 "2008-12-10T16:14:39Z")
IMHO: \*\*OJ The Biggest Douche in the Universe \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2008, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/399 "2008-12-11T13:38:08Z")
\*\*Name for things that are always underestimated, even if you allow for underestimation Laws and Regulations \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2008, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/400 "2008-12-11T14:23:43Z")
\*\*What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" How many people on earth are having sex at any given moment? \*\* Just remember not to count any goings-on in Vegas, OK? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226.md?page=19) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226.md?page=21)