# Forked Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 2, 2008, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226 "2008-10-02T20:18:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 21
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2008, 9:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/401 "2008-12-12T09:04:54Z")
**It’s about time we started branding women. Need advice: Should I tell my boss this?** Mmmm, I would say no. Especially if the boss is a she. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2008, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/402 "2008-12-12T15:51:26Z")
**When is gold digging prostitution? Why do women love the movie “Pretty Woman”?** ---
**Author:** ![Prelude\_to\_Fascination](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a183cd/32.png) [@Prelude\_to\_Fascination](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prelude_to_Fascination)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2008, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/403 "2008-12-12T20:30:58Z")
**Bettie Page has died Bettie Page Is In A Coma** Well? Which is it? I need to know whether to send flowers or not. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2008, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/404 "2008-12-13T17:18:50Z")
A good one from New Posts \*\* Share your Christmas tree! Sodomize someone with a… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2008, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/405 "2008-12-13T21:50:00Z")
**I was thinking . . . The woman tree I’m outta here - Dreams do come true !** Teenage boy trifecta. ---
**Author:** ![Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/half_man_half_wit/32/21766_2.png) [@Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Half_Man_Half_Wit)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/406 "2008-12-14T12:16:51Z")
\*\*Which state has it’s act together the most? Grading Season: Apostrophe, stay or go? \*\* Definitely go, in this case. ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/407 "2008-12-14T15:13:57Z")
\*\*Image verification fields anger me Fuck Joe the Plumber and his anger \*\* Okay, now it’s just petty. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/408 "2008-12-15T16:54:34Z")
**Old Lady Names The woman tree** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/409 "2008-12-15T20:00:26Z")
\*\*Does anyone have true “holiday parties”? Steve Perry \*\* A&A ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/410 "2008-12-16T05:09:40Z")
\*\*Does “Santa Claus” wrap presents? hey, you with the long beard! \*\* Not now, can’t you see I’m wrapping presents? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/411 "2008-12-16T15:03:05Z")
\*\*Fuck you Ford. $120 for a new key? Opal, what the fuck is your problem? \*\* You misspelled “Opel”. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/412 "2008-12-16T16:06:24Z")
\*\*Hell is… Rude New Yorkers? What event officializes a 1 on 1 relationship? Manipulative and/or not quite consensual sex but not rape? Manipulative and/or not quite consensual sex but not rape? Starting a relationship? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Prelude\_to\_Fascination](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a183cd/32.png) [@Prelude\_to\_Fascination](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prelude_to_Fascination)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/413 "2008-12-16T16:42:50Z")
**Do the dead get pissed at being moved? Earthquake…in Sweden** I guess the lesson is don’t be alive in Sweden during an earthquake, or else the dead will rise up and get pissed at you! **My apartment has no heat! [I’m ok] There’s Rioting In Our Streets** Property damage and possibly death. But at least you’re okay! 😃 (Alternate: Are they rioting on your behalf because you have no heat? You might want to think about thanking those rioters if you get some heat in your apartment! :)) ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/414 "2008-12-16T21:51:03Z")
\*\*Ladies, let’s be honest How many cats is too many? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/415 "2008-12-17T09:24:19Z")
\*\*WTF IS this??? I Mean Seriously… Most disappointing Christmas present? \*\* Someone needs a lesson in etiquette… ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/416 "2008-12-17T14:47:11Z")
**What event officializes a 1 on 1 relationship? Humana High Deductible Health Insurance** Not just official, but expensive. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/417 "2008-12-17T15:13:08Z")
**Most disappointing Christmas present? Manipulative and/or not quite consensual sex but not rape?** The gift that keeps on taking… ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/418 "2008-12-17T18:17:25Z")
Yeah Hypno I saw that one too…that would be disappointing. \*\*Sleep study: What to expect? Al Roker’s Fat Ass \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/419 "2008-12-17T18:22:47Z")
\*\*Sexy Text Messages Way to go, UAW! \*\* Get outta my dreams, get into my SUV! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/420 "2008-12-17T18:55:17Z")
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