# Forked Sequential Threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 2, 2008, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226 "2008-10-02T20:18:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/421 "2008-12-17T19:14:41Z")

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\*\*Sexy Text Messages  
Shove your litres and kilos up your arse  
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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/422 "2008-12-17T20:01:22Z")

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\*\*What could you teach people of a thousand years ago?  
My theory, by gang green. Miss. \*\*

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**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/423 "2008-12-17T22:46:07Z")

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from New Posts  
\*\*How Would You Rate the Batmen?  
“They don’t know how to drive in snow” \*\*

“Dammit Alfred! Where are my Bat snow tires?”

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/424 "2008-12-18T13:43:40Z")

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\*\* Really lousy Christmas presents.  
Merry, the Christmas Kitten \*\*

Not a cat lover

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**Author:** ![Prelude\_to\_Fascination](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a183cd/32.png) [@Prelude\_to\_Fascination](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prelude_to_Fascination)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/425 "2008-12-18T14:07:06Z")

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I really have to stop looking at thread titles in this way, but I can’t help it.  
\*\* What could you teach people of a thousand years ago?

The word “douchebag” (used as an insult) is classless and overused \*\*

Classless is debatable, but I’m not sure it was so overused a thousand years ago…

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/426 "2008-12-18T14:48:35Z")

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\*\*Time Magazine’s Person of the year is…  
The Ron Thread \*\*

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**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/427 "2008-12-18T15:00:05Z")

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\*\*Sexy Text Messages  
Somethings goin’ on! Lemme smell yo dick! \*\*

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/428 "2008-12-18T15:33:18Z")

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**Why don’t you wash your hands after using the bathroom?  
Dealing with the "Jovial Dick"**

I like to wash my hands BEFORE “dealing with the jovial dick.”

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/429 "2008-12-18T19:19:46Z")

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**What’s the Longest It’s Taken You to Get a Joke?  
Tell me a joke …**

We’ll time it.

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