# Forked Sequential Threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 2, 2008, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226 "2008-10-02T20:18:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2008, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/41 "2008-10-08T21:07:14Z")

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**homely plain ugly  
Doper prom picture thread**

They can’t be \*that \*bad, can they?

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2008, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/42 "2008-10-08T22:31:49Z")

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\*\*Describe each candidate with one word  
homely plain ugly \*\*

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**Author:** ![CaerieD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@CaerieD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaerieD)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2008, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/43 "2008-10-08T23:52:36Z")

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\*\*I denounce:  
The Nastiest Thing Ever \*\*

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**Author:** ![Caveat\_lector\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea5d25/32.png) [@Caveat\_lector\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caveat_lector_1)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/44 "2008-10-09T02:10:08Z")

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\*\*Ever been caught in the “act”?  
The Nastiest Thing Ever \*\*

\*\* A baby, our baby! Beta is born!  
homely plain ugly\*\*

\*\*Describe each candidate with one word  
Is There Any Proof that Archetypes Exist? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/45 "2008-10-09T12:50:01Z")

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\*\*I think I just had a keyboardgasm  
Warning; Smoking may be hazardous to your Mac!

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Smoking after sex?

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**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/46 "2008-10-09T13:49:59Z")

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An interesting list of concerns in MPSIMS:

\*\*Iceland’s going under…

I Can’t Sleep. I don’t Like My Job. I’m Worried About the Economy

There’s no fucking Vegemite.\*\*

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**Author:** ![nd\_n8](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/439d5e/32.png) [@nd\_n8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nd_n8)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/47 "2008-10-09T14:46:14Z")

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\*\*Strange Interests/ obsessions do you have/ had?

There’s no fucking Vegemite. \*\*

_Is it really that good?_

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/48 "2008-10-09T20:18:55Z")

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\*\*The Nastiest Thing Ever  
Who’s up for an Orlando Dope Fest?  
\*\*

Awww, it won’t be that bad, I promise!

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/49 "2008-10-09T20:21:01Z")

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\*\*In your eyes, what kind of stuff is pretentious?  
Candles in the office?  
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I’ll vote that, too.

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/50 "2008-10-09T20:27:35Z")

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\*\*Moms and the Schoolbus

‘Yo Mama’ has entered my son’s life.  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/51 "2008-10-09T20:50:29Z")

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\*\*If you don’t invest in stocks, what should you invest in?  
Sleep grease? And, does sleep affect medication? And, how does sleep relieve pain?  
Are non-Lipitor cholesterol drugs just as safe?  
Help with a bet on poker odds please!  
What Would Happen if These Deep, Deep Sea Hadal Snailfish Were Brought to the Surface  
\*\*Okay, so pharmaceuticals, poker, and snailfish. Check.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/52 "2008-10-09T21:05:50Z")

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\*\*If you don’t invest in stocks, what should you invest in?  
Deep Sea Jugs  
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**Author:** ![Ann\_Onimous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ea5d25/32.png) [@Ann\_Onimous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Onimous)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/53 "2008-10-09T21:12:30Z")

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**Do you know any pacifists? What would it take to make them willing to fight?  
Moms and the Schoolbus**

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2008, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/54 "2008-10-10T12:12:45Z")

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\*\*I’m just a fart machine!  
Things I just can’t help  
The Nastiest Thing Ever \*\*

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2008, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/55 "2008-10-10T15:18:30Z")

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**So the US government is buying the banking industry…  
What’s the term for this psychological phenomenon?**

It’s called PANIC.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2008, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/56 "2008-10-10T19:25:09Z")

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\*\*Invitation to all child-beaters

Children are starting to piss me off  
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They’re just being kids. No need to call in the Beaters.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2008, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/57 "2008-10-10T19:59:20Z")

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\*\*What do your pets do when you are making whoopie?  
My dog got out and hasn’t come home… \*\*

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2008, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/58 "2008-10-11T14:50:44Z")

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\*\*   
A baby, our baby! Beta is born!

How’d I Get HERE ??? \*\*

Well, a mommy and daddy love each other very much…

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2008, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/59 "2008-10-12T02:18:21Z")

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Public-sex-having people: define the “sex” you’ve had in public  
Making the most of a forced bowel cleanse

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/60 "2008-10-13T07:39:19Z")

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\*\*I just voted for Barack Obama.

McCain Admits Defeat \*\*  
And some people think their vote won’t make any difference…

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