# Forked Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 2, 2008, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226 "2008-10-02T20:18:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/61 "2008-10-13T14:10:01Z")
Palin’s daughter flips off voters There’s Rioting in Our Streets ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/62 "2008-10-13T14:11:11Z")
Kenya’s Elephants Send Text Messages to Rangers My money-sucking project is done- yay! Now with bonus kitty! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/63 "2008-10-13T14:33:04Z")
\*\*What is McCain’s message on Obama? Republicans losing thier minds as a nigger gets closer to being POTUS \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/64 "2008-10-13T18:20:43Z")
\*\*A Stupid Thing in Star Trek That Has Annoyed Me For Years How DO these characters get laid as often as they do? \*\* Oh, and \*\*Shocking list of terrorist sympathizers! Cindy McCain \*\* :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Electric\_Warrior](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Electric\_Warrior](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electric_Warrior)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/65 "2008-10-13T22:20:24Z")
\*\*You know what’s rather nasty? I just came a little bit in my mouth \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2008, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/66 "2008-10-14T07:56:09Z")
**What does the acronym ACORN stand for? Argh! TO HELL WITH JOHN MCCAIN!** …No, not seeing that one at all. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2008, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/67 "2008-10-14T16:44:21Z")
\*\*Unsexy words Tell me about your gum surgery Anti-sex advise for the young bride Iceland’s going under… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2008, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/68 "2008-10-14T17:56:44Z")
**What are your plans for election night? My husband is at a strip club and I can’t stop crying** No, not the _Japanese_ election…sorry ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2008, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/69 "2008-10-14T18:06:53Z")
**People with 2 or more dogs: Do your dogs interact with each other? Dogs are creatures of habit My poor, defenseless, sweet puppy is gone.** ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2008, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/70 "2008-10-14T19:49:27Z")
\*\*American English Pronunciation that bugs the bejeezus out of me Sarah Palin pronunciation \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2008, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/71 "2008-10-14T22:15:28Z")
\*\*Best villainous monologues Ringo Takes a Stand! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2008, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/72 "2008-10-15T12:02:36Z")
\*\*I just came a little bit in my mouth Alien are coming…tomorrow, Oct 14th \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2008, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/73 "2008-10-15T12:06:28Z")
**I Must Share The Good News Iceland’s going under…** ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2008, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/74 "2008-10-15T12:42:05Z")
**I Must Share The Good News A 15-year-old girl has a crush on me, apparently.** :eek: **My poor, defenseless, sweet puppy is gone. There’s Rioting in Our Streets** Must have been a great dog. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2008, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/75 "2008-10-15T18:06:33Z")
**How do you entertain yourself when stuck in traffic? How far do you think you could travel naked?** ---
**Author:** ![wfudan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/41988e/32.png) [@wfudan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wfudan)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/76 "2008-10-16T04:41:57Z")
**A 15-year-old girl has a crush on me, apparently** **MD sex offenders will have to post “NO CANDY AT THIS RESIDENCE” signs on Halloween** ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/77 "2008-10-16T07:34:47Z")
**There’s Warfare on Our Border There’s Rioting in Our Streets Iceland’s going under…** Yes, well, other than _that_, how’re things going in the world? ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/78 "2008-10-16T11:18:44Z")
\*\*How big are a blue whale’s schlong and nuts? Biggus Dickus \*\* Ah, the technical term. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/79 "2008-10-16T11:37:18Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > \*\*How big are a blue whale’s schlong and nuts? > Biggus Dickus \*\* > > Ah, the technical term. 😃 Damn… I was just coming here to post this. ☹ Also found: ‘Is Genesis the Only Major Creation Story That…’ snd ‘Who Believes in Creationism?’ ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/80 "2008-10-16T12:48:11Z")
\*\*Your campaign song-what would it be? The New David Cook Single, LIGHT ON \*\* **Please spoil “The Journey” for me Abominable local cuisine** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226.md?page=5)