# Forked Sequential Threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 2, 2008, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226 "2008-10-02T20:18:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 6

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**Author:** ![TWDuke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e495f1/32.png) [@TWDuke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TWDuke)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2008, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/101 "2008-10-20T20:00:27Z")

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\*\*McCain says Obama’s cash will lead to scandal

John McCain wants to spread the wealth around \*\*

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**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2008, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/102 "2008-10-20T21:54:50Z")

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**And the most homoerotic movie ever made is…  
A movie so bad you get up and walked out**

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**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2008, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/103 "2008-10-20T22:15:11Z")

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**And the most homoerotic movie ever made is…  
W**

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2008, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/104 "2008-10-20T22:46:54Z")

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From New Posts:

**If money and space were no object, what would you end up with a lot of?  
Black holes and x-rays**

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2008, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/105 "2008-10-20T23:49:08Z")

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**Help! Kitten  
Why don’t you like cats?**

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**Author:** ![jhinman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/779978/32.png) [@jhinman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jhinman)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2008, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/106 "2008-10-21T03:09:57Z")

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\*\*If money and space were no object, what would you end up with a lot of?  
Tics. \*\*

Ok but what if money, space and Heart’s 2 in 1 flea callers where no object?

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**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2008, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/107 "2008-10-21T03:47:09Z")

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The horrors of pachyderm drug abuse.

White Elephant 2008 Update Thread

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2008, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/108 "2008-10-21T07:09:54Z")

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**Obama Cancels Campaign Events  
Jury Duty**

I’ll bet he could get out of it if he really tried.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2008, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/109 "2008-10-21T12:23:26Z")

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\*\*And the most homoerotic movie ever made is…  
That’s IT, I give up! Shakespeare - you suck

\*\*:o

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2008, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/110 "2008-10-21T12:51:12Z")

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\*\*If You Were Dying, And Your Kid Was About to Make History  
Would you take a job washing windows of a sky scraper?  
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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2008, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/111 "2008-10-21T13:31:08Z")

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\*\*Jury Duty  
is it safe?

What do you call this headache?  
What is it like to be stupid? \*\*

Frye: Oooh! I hust had one of those headaches with pictures!

Leela: You mean an idea?

Frye: Yeah!

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**Author:** ![Rysto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecccb3/32.png) [@Rysto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysto)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2008, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/112 "2008-10-21T14:31:23Z")

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**What’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever done for you?  
Lesbian Porn**

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2008, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/113 "2008-10-21T15:32:14Z")

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\*\*what should you teach a 2 year old to call her private parts?  
Tics.  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2008, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/114 "2008-10-21T18:07:14Z")

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\*\*If you had to rate your ass on a scale of one to ten…

What a shitty way to start a Monday morning  
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**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2008, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/115 "2008-10-21T20:36:50Z")

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**What is it like to be stupid?  
I’m just about to gouge my friking eye out.**

So not that great, I take it?

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/116 "2008-10-22T00:18:34Z")

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\*\* Tell Me About Your Unconventional Childhood  
Breast-feeding at 8 years old in England\*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/117 "2008-10-22T17:57:35Z")

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\*\*What do you wish you could take time out to do?  
Breast-feeding at 8 years old in England  
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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/118 "2008-10-22T19:22:25Z")

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**Child chokes to death on bread. School officials say d’ough!  
Man, some people are too easily disturbed**

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/119 "2008-10-22T19:36:19Z")

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**Holy f** ck this is Funny…

Share something for a laugh  
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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/120 "2008-10-22T20:54:14Z")

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There’s a literal WEALTH of them today…all below this topic (well, currently).  
\*\*What’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever done for you?  
Awe Inspiring Photos \*\*

\*\*Today I ran 25km!  
Who’da thunk? \*\*

\*\*Like kittens? Check out this video.  
Man, some people are too easily disturbed \*\*

\*\*Ask the guy who just went to an Obama rally…  
So…looks like I no longer have any bosses \*\*

\*\*I’m really hungry.  
Let’s Drob 15 Lbs. by Thanksgiving…Who’s Up for It? \*\*

It’s like they all match up (almost) for the first 10 topics.

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