# Forked Sequential Threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 2, 2008, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226 "2008-10-02T20:18:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/121 "2008-10-22T20:56:50Z")

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Oh, and here’s a kicker.

**May I vent about a tough year?**  
\*\*Obama and Hillary now part of the Japanese lexicon  
Child chokes to death on bread. School officials say d’ough!  
Wolves are smarter than dogs. Yes even your dog.  
Today I am wearing one brown shoe and one black shoe. \*\*

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/122 "2008-10-22T21:00:13Z")

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Okay, last one, I promise.

\*\*Jon Burge arrested for perjury and obstruction  
What a shitty way to start a Monday morning \*\*

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/123 "2008-10-22T23:07:23Z")

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Where is everyone? You’re missing gems like:

\*\*Palin the intellectual says she always wanted a son named Zamboni  
It’s a GOOD thing! Mom Pride!!! \*\*

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**Author:** ![TWDuke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e495f1/32.png) [@TWDuke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TWDuke)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2008, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/124 "2008-10-23T08:45:33Z")

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**Joe Biden endorses John McCain  
What is it like to be stupid?**

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2008, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/125 "2008-10-23T13:05:51Z")

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\*\*Other species and anal sex

Strange St George Statue  
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_REALLY_ strange!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2008, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/126 "2008-10-23T14:21:39Z")

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\*\* Other species and anal sex

Origin of “tough titties”

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2008, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/127 "2008-10-23T15:19:56Z")

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> \*\*Other species and anal sex
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> Strange St George Statue  
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> _REALLY_ strange!

What, you’ve never heard the legend of St George and the Drag Queen?

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2008, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/128 "2008-10-23T16:35:28Z")

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New Posts doozy:

\*\*  
Buchenwald Lampshades …  
Dead Reckoning  
Opening Car Hood Without…  
The holocaust is a hoax … \*\*

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**Author:** ![Mrs.Cake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2acd7d/32.png) [@Mrs.Cake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mrs.Cake)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2008, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/129 "2008-10-23T17:12:08Z")

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Let’s Drop 15 lbs by Thanksgiving…Who’s up for it  
My life is going to suck for a month or so

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2008, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/130 "2008-10-23T18:34:58Z")

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**This would not go over well in the U.S.  
White Elephant 2008 Update Thread**

Well, not if it turns out like the t-shirt exchange…

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2008, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/131 "2008-10-24T02:41:49Z")

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\*\*What constitutes a “landslide victory?”

Other species and anal sex\*\*

Sure. Why not?

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2008, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/132 "2008-10-24T21:45:29Z")

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\*\*You know you’re old when…

There are faces in the broccoli!  
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Plus that whole incontinence thing.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2008, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/133 "2008-10-24T21:59:35Z")

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\*\*Who is in the Republican “base”?  
Other species and anal sex  
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Yeah, they’re really screwing the pooch this time ::::D+r::::

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2008, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/134 "2008-10-24T23:19:27Z")

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**Ashley Todd, you’re a cumstain on humanity**  
**Looks like I’m a crime victim**

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2008, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/135 "2008-10-25T17:41:42Z")

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\*\*What did this woman think I was doing?

Explain to me “first sex” etiquette (need answer fast, I hope)

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2008, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/136 "2008-10-25T20:29:01Z")

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**Ways you’ve been unpleasantly awakened.  
Have you been polled?**

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2008, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/137 "2008-10-25T23:30:11Z")

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**I think I’m doomed  
Cheer Up Thread!**

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2008, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/138 "2008-10-26T02:50:58Z")

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**My daughter captures a wolf with her foot  
My daughter says kids won’t play with her at school**

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2008, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/139 "2008-10-26T02:55:03Z")

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(new posts search)

**How was FDR’s disability revealed to the public?**

**Bowling questions**

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**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2008, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/140 "2008-10-26T03:39:52Z")

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\*\*So our bailout money isn’t going to be used for what we thought it would?  
Oh beautiful, beautiful meltdown  
I want my half hour of life back after reading this SDMB thread. \*\*

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