# Forked Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 2, 2008, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226 "2008-10-02T20:18:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/141 "2008-10-27T00:31:51Z")
\*\* New puppy: Tell me it gets better? We have a new buddy. (doggy cuteness!) Ask the 911 Calltaker\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/142 "2008-10-27T01:15:32Z")
\*\*If Obama wins on Nov 4, I’m gonna buy some stock on Nov 5 Is this person being reasonable? My life is going to suck for a month or so How could I let this happen? Once more into the breech.\*\* ---
**Author:** ![TheDerf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@TheDerf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheDerf)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/143 "2008-10-27T02:11:48Z")
Most good natured ‘prank’ I’ve ever seen McCain picks up coveted Time Cube endorsement My life is going to suck for a month or so ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/144 "2008-10-27T02:19:34Z")
**Any recommendations for dating websites in the UK/Ireland? Explain to me “first sex” etiquette (need answer fast, I hope)** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/145 "2008-10-27T11:41:46Z")
\*\*Would you go for a ride at 1000MPH? Tell Me About Public Transportation in Los Angeles \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/146 "2008-10-27T12:07:36Z")
\*\*What did this woman think I was doing? Finding water with coat hangers \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/147 "2008-10-27T12:29:14Z")
\*\* What would make you take up arms? My husband won’t get a flu shot, we have a baby, and I am DREADING the flu season. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/148 "2008-10-27T13:55:06Z")
A sick one from “Comments on Cecil’s Columns” \*\*Finding water with coat hangers Re abortion column \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/149 "2008-10-27T15:18:50Z")
**I didn’t sleep well last night I was _almost_ asleep, then got woken up - 7 times** ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/150 "2008-10-27T20:41:39Z")
\*\* Let’s improv some Delta Blues! I didn’t sleep well last night Jesus, My Kid Is Tall Being temporarily blind in one eye sucks, but is apparently “Hot”\*\* [repeat] ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/151 "2008-10-27T22:01:39Z")
**payday at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue legalities of prostitution** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2008, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/152 "2008-10-28T11:38:26Z")
\*\*If you received $1 million in cash, free and clear… How many Americans would vote for a maximum tax of 33% How many Americans would vote for NO taxes? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2008, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/153 "2008-10-28T13:42:58Z")
**What are you going to be for Halloween? Apologising** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2008, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/154 "2008-10-28T15:18:59Z")
\*\*Morbid Q. - How many SDMBers have died? Anyone know what happened to Askia? [Memorial thread] \*\* ☹ \*\*Songs that mention dates that can change the interpretation 1…2…3…4 \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2008, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/155 "2008-10-28T16:21:26Z")
\*\*Explain to me “first sex” etiquette (need answer fast, I hope) Apologising \*\* Yeah, that’ll be an important part of it. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/156 "2008-10-29T07:50:43Z")
**John McCain will be staying at my hotel this week “Worst way to wake up” contest.** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/157 "2008-10-29T12:20:53Z")
\*\*Joining the U.S. Military What would make you take up arms? \*\* It’d work better the other way around, but you go to Sequential Threads with the order you’ve got, not the order you wish you had. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/158 "2008-10-29T16:11:12Z")
\*\*Room 101…your greatest fear New puppy: Tell me it gets better? \*\* No, it doesn’t. Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/159 "2008-10-29T16:48:49Z")
\*\*Ethical dilemna What HISTORICAL figure would you assassinate, given the chance? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/160 "2008-10-29T16:50:50Z")
**What records were hits because of payola? Dopers! Check out my band’s music!** I garauntee it’ll be a hit. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226.md?page=9)