# Forked Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 2, 2008, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226 "2008-10-02T20:18:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/161 "2008-10-29T18:43:01Z")
**Pumpkin Dump Ways you’ve been unpleasantly awakened.** Look out below! Would work better in the other order. ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/162 "2008-10-29T21:16:45Z")
\*\*Scientific evidence of God’s existence Abortion \*\* **What would make you take up arms? Western Europe and Socialism** ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/163 "2008-10-30T05:24:27Z")
\*\*John McCain will be staying at my hotel this week What HISTORICAL figure would you assassinate, given the chance?\*\* Heh heh heh. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/164 "2008-10-30T12:08:33Z")
\*\*Favorite quotes you know off the top of your head “I’ll have what she’s having.” \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/165 "2008-10-30T17:54:36Z")
**How many women have done porn? Your best Halloween costume ever.** Some interesting ideas come to mind… ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/166 "2008-10-31T12:39:08Z")
**Why is it so difficult to put the new TP onto the roller? Assassination fears** You see, THAT’S when they get you! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/167 "2008-10-31T12:47:45Z")
\*\*Why is it so difficult to put the new TP onto the roller? Tales from the Potty– \*\* ---
**Author:** ![EpicNonsense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c37758/32.png) [@EpicNonsense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EpicNonsense)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/168 "2008-10-31T13:10:12Z")
**Pre-voting Flip a coin and post your result!** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/169 "2008-10-31T13:32:36Z")
\*\*TP: Over or under and why? Why is it so difficult to put the new TP onto the roller? \*\* It’s because it’s so difficult deciding which way to go. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/170 "2008-10-31T17:47:47Z")
New Posts: \*\*Oh lord. I AM fat. You wanna kick MY ass? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/171 "2008-10-31T18:44:39Z")
\*\* More Rescued Cats LA / So. Cal Dopefest Dog saves kittens from fire \*\* I first read the second one as "LA / So. Cat Dopefest ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/172 "2008-10-31T19:57:17Z")
\*\*Your preference for semen volume. T.M.F.I. Does size really matter? \*\* W.T.M.F.I., in my opinion. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/173 "2008-10-31T20:12:27Z")
\*\* Bad Halloween jokes Willie Nelson Costume Comments from people that have either shocked you or have left you pondering… TP: Over or under and why? \*\* Are you pondering what I’m pondering? ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Credible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/174 "2008-10-31T20:20:37Z")
I saw this one earlier today and it made me laugh: **Your Celebrity Crush That Makes Others Say "WTF?"** **Dear Lord, H.P. Lovecraft was one freaky looking guy.** ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/175 "2008-10-31T22:34:30Z")
\*\*Oh my FUCKING GOD!.. Bowing Down To Mammon\*\* 😃 (Okay, I admit it - I took “burns” out of the end of the first title to make it funnier. ) ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2008, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/176 "2008-11-01T16:30:55Z")
\*\*Stick your zip code up your anus. You wanna kick MY ass? \*\* Yes, to see the numbers fall out ---
**Author:** ![EpicNonsense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c37758/32.png) [@EpicNonsense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EpicNonsense)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2008, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/177 "2008-11-01T16:34:29Z")
**Why do airplanes have to fly at 30,000+ft. Get off my lawn!** ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2008, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/178 "2008-11-01T22:17:09Z")
\*\*McDonalds Monopoly is a Conspiracy Way to promote your employer, numbnuts \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2008, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/179 "2008-11-02T15:37:53Z")
\*\*VERY TMI, in fact deliberately gross: What’s the biggest poop you’ve ever had? In the “You’ve GOT to be Shittin’ Me” Department. . . \*\* ---
**Author:** ![EpicNonsense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c37758/32.png) [@EpicNonsense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EpicNonsense)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226/180 "2008-11-03T05:59:34Z")
\*\*What to do with extra $500 per month (financially) in today’s U.S. economy? Do you know anyone who uses Meth? \*\* [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forked-sequential-threads/466226.md?page=10)