# formulaone, you are fooling no one **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 10, 2013, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/formulaone-you-are-fooling-no-one/655358 "2013-04-10T22:52:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 2\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/formulaone-you-are-fooling-no-one/655358/221 "2013-04-12T13:26:47Z")
> [@Mollie\_Magill](#): > > But you live in a brown country. Do you count? > > [Del]Personally, I’m deeply, deeply ashamed that I’ve mixed my pure Northern European heritage, by marrying a greasy wop.[/Del] No wait, that’s not right. What’s the other thing? > > Oh yeah. I could not give a rat’s ass where Mrs Magill’s grandfather was born. I just know I married the most wonderful woman in the world. You’re ashamed? My wife could have had nearly pure British-descended (last documented immigrant in her family arrived in 1628, some of her ancestors were here to meet them, but the Native American blood is pretty thin by now) swamp Yankee offspring, but she was somehow brainwashed into marrying a Slavic untermensch. Oh, the shame of it all, but at least our daughters are strong enough to pull the plow if the mule dies. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/formulaone-you-are-fooling-no-one/655358/222 "2013-04-12T14:14:02Z")
Since the target of this pitting is gone, I’m closing this thread. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/formulaone-you-are-fooling-no-one/655358.md?page=11)