# formulaone, you are fooling no one **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 10, 2013, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/formulaone-you-are-fooling-no-one/655358 "2013-04-10T22:52:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/formulaone-you-are-fooling-no-one/655358/141 "2013-04-11T16:57:49Z")
**formulaone** and **White Survivalist** , you got me. I’m busted. Speaking for the 1 billion+ Asian population of the world, I am now forced to publicly admit that we are, in fact, attempting to wipe out your kind. Not because you are white, mind you, but rather because you are feeble-minded, logic-impaired, astoundingly ignorant, not to mention helplessly naive, proponents of a bland and boring culture of xenophobic, narcissistic paranoids who have proven time and again that they deserve to be wiped off the face of the planet forever for the greater good of both humanity and the Earth in general. What are you going to do about it? ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/formulaone-you-are-fooling-no-one/655358/142 "2013-04-11T17:02:04Z")
> [@johnpost](#): > > blowjobs are genocide. But handshakes are rape. ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/formulaone-you-are-fooling-no-one/655358/143 "2013-04-11T17:02:21Z")
> [@formulaone](#): > > Well no actually it’s not voluntary…for white people…and we have always known that. The system of genocide that our movement chose post World War 2 was a white genocide-by-assimilation in white countries and only white countries. (snipped for length) This poster does not pass the Turing test. And don’t we have enough experience of that now to let these threads die? In devout hope, Roddy ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/formulaone-you-are-fooling-no-one/655358/144 "2013-04-11T17:07:28Z")
> [@Roderick\_Femm](#): > > And don’t we have enough experience of that now to let these threads die? > > In devout hope, > Roddy Not a chance - slapping around the silly is what brings us together as a community. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/formulaone-you-are-fooling-no-one/655358/145 "2013-04-11T17:14:32Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > Not a chance - slapping around the silly is what brings us together as a community. > > Regards, > Shodan This is where we differ. I was taught to only slap the silly in my bedroom or bathroom. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/formulaone-you-are-fooling-no-one/655358/146 "2013-04-11T17:14:36Z")
Is \*that \*what you think you’re doing? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/formulaone-you-are-fooling-no-one/655358/147 "2013-04-11T17:22:18Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > Not a chance - slapping around the silly is what brings us together as a community. > > Regards, > Shodan But consider (and I know that I can just ignore these threads, and mostly I do): one person’s slapping around the silly looks to me like giving the silly a forum to continue slapping us with their silliness. So to speak. Anyway, back to ignoring the silly. Roddy ---
**Author:** ![drew870mitchell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drew870mitchell/32/3946_2.png) [@drew870mitchell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drew870mitchell)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/formulaone-you-are-fooling-no-one/655358/148 "2013-04-11T17:29:28Z")
> [@jayjay](#): > > Oh, my god…I’m sorry. I’ve just been laughing too long to reply. Are you really STUPID enough to think this earnest veneer of being one of the anti-white mind-controllers works on anyone of even average intelligence? Seriously? It’s like the “Christians” who make a living off of conversion porn…“I have COME through the WRINGER of SATAN to CHRIST! I used to be a DRUG ADDICT! My drug dealer MASTERS would instruct me in ANTI-CHRISTIAN propaganda to turn people AWAY from CHRIST! Etc, etc, etc…” The relevant part is that they do make a living. There’s more than enough stupid, rich (or generous poor) Christians to go around to support the tiny genre of conversion porn. So to me the interesting question is, who is getting rich off of white nationalism? The adherents are, with rare exception, impoverished whites. The publishers and radio programs are often run out of steel buildings and trailers on hillsides remote from civilization. What gives? Are there hidden millionaire nutters that I don’t know about? ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/formulaone-you-are-fooling-no-one/655358/149 "2013-04-11T17:33:36Z")
Somebody wake me up when it’s my turn to be exterminated. I’m gonna go take a nap. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/formulaone-you-are-fooling-no-one/655358/150 "2013-04-11T17:42:05Z")
> [@Roderick\_Femm](#): > > But consider (and I know that I can just ignore these threads, and mostly I do): one person’s slapping around the silly looks to me like giving the silly a forum to continue slapping us with their silliness. > > So to speak. DNFTT is wise advice, but like most wise advice, it is seldom followed. At least not by me. I am not trying to convince you to do anything, but I get enormous amusement from watching and participating in the process of reducing some silly truther/birther/Nazi/quack medicine peddler/troll to gibbering incoherence. One of my more fondly remembered threads was **BoyScout** somethingorother pushing his ideas about depleted uranium. I can dig it up if anybody likes, but it was quite funny. I have some free time to kill while a colleague fulfills a request for me, so I am amusing myself as **White Survivalist** ’s expense. Not so much with formulaone - he is not as good at trolling as **WS** is at his schtick. It’s more fun when they feel too strongly about their delusions to conceal them behind a veil of trollery. YMMV, and there is nothing wrong with that. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Onomatopoeia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/onomatopoeia/32/4145_2.png) [@Onomatopoeia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Onomatopoeia)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/formulaone-you-are-fooling-no-one/655358/151 "2013-04-11T18:08:57Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > **White Survivalist** is capable of writing full sentences without falling asleep on the shift key, which is more than I can say for **formulaone**. So they’re probably not the same person. Hmm, I’m not so sure. I know this is not the forum for this, so I apologize in advance if this is an infraction, but look at posts #179, #186, and #198 in the other thread. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/formulaone-you-are-fooling-no-one/655358/152 "2013-04-11T18:14:07Z")
> [@johnpost](#): > > blowjobs are genocide. Just what I need, one more reason not to be given a blowjob. Why do you hate America? ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/formulaone-you-are-fooling-no-one/655358/153 "2013-04-11T18:17:32Z")
I wonder what formulaone and white survivalist’s views are on other political issues of our time. All to often, the SDMB gets accused of being too hard on conservative posters, I’d love to here what they think about President Obama, teaching creationism, global warming, the Iraq war, and the Tea Party. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/formulaone-you-are-fooling-no-one/655358/154 "2013-04-11T19:15:34Z")
> [@ElvisL1ves](#): > > Has anyone held their noses and checked Stormfront to see if they’re on another “convert the libtards on their own boards” kick again? It happens here from time to time. See post 119. I didn’t find one, but I didn’t look all all that thoroughly. There are a lot of forums, but my favorite is the one for “opposing views”. Great thread names, like: “Why are we supposed to hate the Jews”? I mean, sometimes one does forget these things! ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/formulaone-you-are-fooling-no-one/655358/155 "2013-04-11T19:17:29Z")
> [@formulaone](#): > > I just googled ‘white genocide’ and got just under 27,000,000 results > > I just googled “Africa for the Africans, Asia for the Asians, White countries for Everyone” and got 11,200,000 results > > They are now discussing these issues constantly and with an increasing amount of self regard and resolve. > > How can we use ‘anti-racist is a codeword for anti-white’??? “squid herpes” gets 9,210,000 hits “Ryan Seacrest sandwich” gets 8,650,000 hits “Pants full of foxes” gets 18,600,000 hits ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/formulaone-you-are-fooling-no-one/655358/156 "2013-04-11T19:18:57Z")
**formulaone** , by the authority usurped by and subsequently vested in me, I, **The Great Sun Jester** , pronounce you: Silly. Congratulations you silly, silly, person. That’s…that’s it. You don’t get a certificate or an inscription or anything, just this single and ridiculously sincere, and quite rare, recognition. Feel free to link to this post if you desire a reference when applying for a government grant to develop your silly walk. I assure you, you will be thus taken very seriously amongst the seriously silly. Once again, well-done, old bean. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/formulaone-you-are-fooling-no-one/655358/157 "2013-04-11T19:20:28Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > Note: I’m not saying brown people are shit. I’m saying those two are shit. Too late, you’re already on report. Besides, shit can be white (i.e. in severe liver disease). No need to thank me, Dr. Pooper’s B.M. Chronicles will be here all week. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/formulaone-you-are-fooling-no-one/655358/158 "2013-04-11T19:24:27Z")
> [@Mollie\_Magill](#): > > “squid herpes” gets 9,210,000 hits > > “Ryan Seacrest sandwich” gets 8,650,000 hits > > “Pants full of foxes” gets 18,600,000 hits It’s pretty clear that they are now discussing these issues constantly and with an increasing amount of self regard and resolve. What can we do about Ryan Seacrest giving herpes to squid while wearing pants full of foxes and eating a sandwich? I mean, this issue is clearly of utmost importance. At least to Them. or They. Whatever. ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/formulaone-you-are-fooling-no-one/655358/159 "2013-04-11T19:33:35Z")
> [@FinnAgain](#): > > To be fair, the Jews are working to exterminate the white ra… or, sorry, EXTERMINATE THE WHITE RACE VIA GENOCIDE!!! > But really isn’t just so that we’ll have shorter lines when we go out for Chinese food. Wait - Daleks are Jewish? ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/formulaone-you-are-fooling-no-one/655358/160 "2013-04-11T19:45:59Z")
> [@Mollie\_Magill](#): > > Wait - Daleks are Jewish? Boy, those media studies people have gotten that one really, really wrong over the years. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/formulaone-you-are-fooling-no-one/655358.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/formulaone-you-are-fooling-no-one/655358.md?page=9)