# formulaone, you are fooling no one **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 10, 2013, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/formulaone-you-are-fooling-no-one/655358 "2013-04-10T22:52:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/formulaone-you-are-fooling-no-one/655358/161 "2013-04-11T19:54:13Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > This is where we differ. I was taught to only slap the silly in my bedroom or bathroom. Somebody had to teach you how? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Truman\_Burbank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecc23a/32.png) [@Truman\_Burbank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Truman_Burbank)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/formulaone-you-are-fooling-no-one/655358/162 "2013-04-11T20:04:47Z")
…“AND WE anti-racist have to stop lying to ourselves and openly admit to each other that we truly desire the racial assimilation of white people.” Ooooh! Mr Kotter! Mr Kotter! Assimilate me first! ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/formulaone-you-are-fooling-no-one/655358/163 "2013-04-11T21:54:32Z")
> [@Mollie\_Magill](#): > > Wait - Daleks are Jewish? > [@Trion](#): > > Boy, those media studies people have gotten that one really, really wrong over the years. \*\<2 Daleks encounter another Dalek with what looks like a metal hat on top\> \* “YOU ARE UN-CIRCUM-CIZED! YOU MUST BE EX-TERMINATED! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!” ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/formulaone-you-are-fooling-no-one/655358/164 "2013-04-11T21:55:32Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > “YOU ARE UN-CIRCUM-CIZED! YOU MUST BE EX-TERMINATED! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!” Better yet: YOU ARE UNCUT. CIRCUMSIZE! CIRCUMSIZE! CIRCUMSIZE! ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/formulaone-you-are-fooling-no-one/655358/165 "2013-04-11T22:20:11Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > Too late, you’re already on report. > > Besides, shit can be white (i.e. in severe liver disease). > > No need to thank me, Dr. Pooper’s B.M. Chronicles will be here all week. Green, too, after a shamrock shake. ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/formulaone-you-are-fooling-no-one/655358/166 "2013-04-11T22:41:24Z")
> [@White\_Survivalist](#): > > Attention White Genocide Deniers. I posted over on the other thread devastating evidence of a global conspiracy to exterminate White people. > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=16183041#post16183041](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=16183041#post16183041) > > Please, I would love to see you so-called “anti-racists” try to explain away all those smoking guns. Bwa hahahahahahahahaha! That was as funny, (and as real), as anything posted by Jack Dean Tyler. ---
**Author:** ![formulaone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3da27b/32.png) [@formulaone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/formulaone)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/formulaone-you-are-fooling-no-one/655358/167 "2013-04-11T22:54:53Z")
It is wrong to challenge another poster and then tell him that he cannot debate in earnest. I cannot take up this challenge until you remove this silly account restriction that you have imposed upon me. If ANTI-RACIST == ANTI-WHITE…that means by logical deduction that: RACIST == WHITE ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/formulaone-you-are-fooling-no-one/655358/168 "2013-04-11T22:58:46Z")
> [@formulaone](#): > > I cannot take up this challenge until you remove this silly account restriction that you have imposed upon me. What account restriction has been imposed upon you? That you can’t use multiple sock accounts? That you can’t pretend to NOT be a racist? ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/formulaone-you-are-fooling-no-one/655358/169 "2013-04-11T23:08:57Z")
> [@formulaone](#): > > It is wrong to challenge another poster and then tell him that he cannot debate in earnest. I cannot take up this challenge until you remove this silly account restriction that you have imposed upon me. There are no restrictions on your account. You got a warning for breaking the rules with your weaselly charade, you racist weasel. That said, if you have any questions or disputes about the rules or moderating, they should go in ATMB, not the Pit. This forum is mostly for venting and insults. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/formulaone-you-are-fooling-no-one/655358/170 "2013-04-11T23:09:36Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > What account restriction has been imposed upon you? That you can’t use multiple sock accounts? That you can’t pretend to NOT be a racist? I don’t think he’s socking. If being told to cut the bullshit is an unfair restriction, that really says it all. ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/formulaone-you-are-fooling-no-one/655358/171 "2013-04-11T23:13:21Z")
> [@formulaone](#): > > If ANTI-RACIST == ANTI-WHITE…that means by logical deduction that: > > RACIST == WHITE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Best laugh I had all day. In case you were serious, that’s not remotely logical. That’s years of math training talking, too. Consider a simple example to illustrate this point: In the Land of Make-Believe, there are different sorts of people among whom are Blips, Blops, and Blups. All Blups who are Anti-Blip are also Anti-Blop. Therefore, as YOUR reasoning goes, all Blips are Blops. Oops. Do you see where you failed there? ---
**Author:** ![formulaone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3da27b/32.png) [@formulaone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/formulaone)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/formulaone-you-are-fooling-no-one/655358/172 "2013-04-11T23:13:57Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > There are no restrictions on your account. You got a warning for breaking the rules with your weaselly charade, you racist weasel. That said, if you have any questions or disputes about the rules or moderating, they should go in ATMB, not the Pit. This forum is mostly for venting and insults. First i’m an ANTI-RACIST in the technical sense. Second, I have only one account here Third, i’m not here to vent or insult. I want assistance in regard to dealing with the multitude of short arguments which the white dissidents have deployed against the anti-racist paradigm. Lastly, what on earth makes you think that I’m a ‘racist’ to begin with?? ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/formulaone-you-are-fooling-no-one/655358/173 "2013-04-11T23:17:28Z")
> [@formulaone](#): > > First i’m an ANTI-RACIST in the technical sense. > > Second, I have only one account here > > Third, i’m not here to vent or insult. > > I want assistance in regard to dealing with the multitude of short arguments which the white dissidents have deployed against the anti-racist paradigm. > > Lastly, what on earth makes you think that I’m a ‘racist’ to begin with?? The arguments you present as “strong arguments from the other side” are so pathetic that you’re either seriously deficient in the brain department or are presenting them disingenuously. Also, white people overwhelmingly reject such arguments, and support for racist causes has diminished to tiny levels, despite a slight resurgence since Obama was elected. To sum up- the racists’ arguments are laughably weak, as is their support among white people. So it’s not realistic that you could actually be worried that they’re catching on- it’s far more likely that you’re faking it to make some feeble point. Either way, you’re an idiot. ---
**Author:** ![formulaone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3da27b/32.png) [@formulaone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/formulaone)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/formulaone-you-are-fooling-no-one/655358/174 "2013-04-11T23:18:06Z")
> [@Great\_Antibob](#): > > HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! > > Best laugh I had all day. > > In case you were serious, that’s not remotely logical. That’s years of math training talking, too. > > Consider a simple example to illustrate this point: > > In the Land of Make-Believe, there are different sorts of people among whom are Blips, Blops, and Blups. > > All Blups who are Anti-Blip are also Anti-Blop. > > Therefore, as YOUR reasoning goes, all Blips are Blops. > > Oops. > > Do you see where you failed there? But you are missing the point here. I get that equation all the time from white dissidents, that is, ANTI-RACIST == ANTI-WHITE Now, as an effective anti-racist reply we will say, THAT MEANS THAT RACIST == WHITE, which means that you white dissidents are affirming our original suspicions that white people are naturally racist and in need of psychological re-training to understand and remedy their inherent racist predilections. This is how we are trying to deal with these new white dissidents. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/formulaone-you-are-fooling-no-one/655358/175 "2013-04-11T23:19:05Z")
“White dissidents”? I think you mean “white freedom fighters”. :dubious:😃 ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/formulaone-you-are-fooling-no-one/655358/176 "2013-04-11T23:19:25Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > What account restriction has been imposed upon you? That you can’t use multiple sock accounts? That you can’t pretend to NOT be a racist? The latter. Which, hey! He’s still doing in this thread! Pardon me while I clean this up. > [@formulaone](#): > > First i’m an ANTI-RACIST in the technical sense. > > Second, I have only one account here > > Third, i’m not here to vent or insult. > > I want assistance in regard to dealing with the multitude of short arguments which the white dissidents have deployed against the anti-racist paradigm. > > Lastly, what on earth makes you think that I’m a ‘racist’ to begin with?? [Moderating] **formulaone** , you are transparently misrepresenting your actual position. This is considered “trolling” on these board, and is strictly against the rule. You’ve been warned once to knock this off. This is your second warning. I’m off to talk about this with the other mods to see if it’s your last, or if we’re going to give you another chance to embarrass yourself. [/Moderating] ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/formulaone-you-are-fooling-no-one/655358/177 "2013-04-11T23:22:18Z")
> [@formulaone](#): > > First i’m an ANTI-RACIST in the technical sense. As opposed to the real sense. Thank you and goodnight. > [@](#): > > Second, I have only one account here I know. I just said that. If I thought you had two accounts, I’d have banned you already. > [@](#): > > I want assistance in regard to dealing with the multitude of short arguments which the white dissidents have deployed against the anti-racist paradigm. I don’t know if **White Survivalist** counts as help. If “help” means better arguments, you’re not going to get any help. You can go ahead and make your arguments in this forum or in Great Debates. What you can’t do is pretend you’re trying to argue against white supremacists when you actually agree with them. And just to be clear: by “you can’t do that,” I mean “you are not allowed to do that.” That’s distinct from “you did a hilariously terrible job of it and everyone immediately figured out you were faking,” which is also true. > [@](#): > > Lastly, what on earth makes you think that I’m a ‘racist’ to begin with?? All of your posts. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/formulaone-you-are-fooling-no-one/655358/178 "2013-04-11T23:22:24Z")
Oh man, I’m still coming to terms with the idea that I’m contributing to the destruction of the White Race. And now your’re telling me I have to hate Blips and Blops too? I have limited capacities for hatred and genocide. I thought I already did my bit by getting a vasectomy. ---
**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/formulaone-you-are-fooling-no-one/655358/179 "2013-04-11T23:24:52Z")
> [@formulaone](#): > > But you are missing the point here. I get that equation all the time from white dissidents, that is, > > ANTI-RACIST == ANTI-WHITE > > Now, as an effective anti-racist reply we will say, > > THAT MEANS THAT RACIST == WHITE, which means that you white dissidents are affirming our original suspicions that white people are naturally racist and in need of psychological re-training to understand and remedy their inherent racist predilections. > > This is how we are trying to deal with these new white dissidents. So, just asking but I have to know at this point. How do you, sir, define the term “White”? **Capt** ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/formulaone-you-are-fooling-no-one/655358/180 "2013-04-11T23:27:05Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > Oh man, I’m still coming to terms with the idea that I’m contributing to the destruction of the White Race. And now your’re telling me I have to hate Blips and Blops too? > > I have limited capacities for hatred and genocide. I thought I already did my bit by getting a vasectomy. So much for your blops then. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/formulaone-you-are-fooling-no-one/655358.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/formulaone-you-are-fooling-no-one/655358.md?page=10)