# Fornicate the Democrats for voting down the public option

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fornicate-the-democrats-for-voting-down-the-public-option/512028>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 29, 2009, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fornicate-the-democrats-for-voting-down-the-public-option/512028 "2009-09-29T20:51:28Z")\
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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2009, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fornicate-the-democrats-for-voting-down-the-public-option/512028/41 "2009-10-01T00:21:53Z")

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And intercourse the penguin!

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**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2009, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fornicate-the-democrats-for-voting-down-the-public-option/512028/42 "2009-10-01T00:32:50Z")

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> [@joebuck20](#):
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> Well, the Democratic Party proved once again that they truly are pussies. Five of them on the Senate Finance Committee sided with the Republicans and voted against the public option. The final vote was 15-8.  
> [Senate Panel Rejects Divisive 'Public Option' : NPR](http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=113301907)

You see the thing is that we live in a republic. The advantage to being a republic is that it allows a small fraction of the populace to actually be able to intimately acquaint themselves with the nuts and bolts of an issue and vote on it in a much more wise way than some asshole on the internet who thinks he knows what he’s talking about, but really doesn’t.

But since there are so many different issues, within the realm of just the elected representatives they form committees amongst themselves so that some of them really can learn the most arcane and real-world information about an issue.

So now you can cry conspiracy, or you can just assume that you’re an asshole on the internet and the public option–at least as proposed–sucked.

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2009, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fornicate-the-democrats-for-voting-down-the-public-option/512028/43 "2009-10-01T00:59:28Z")

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> [@Sage\_Rat](#):
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> You see the thing is that we live in a republic. The advantage to being a republic is that it allows a small fraction of the populace to actually be able to intimately acquaint themselves with the nuts and bolts of an issue and vote on it in a much more wise way than some asshole on the internet who thinks he knows what he’s talking about, but really doesn’t.
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> But since there are so many different issues, within the realm of just the elected representatives they form committees amongst themselves so that some of them really can learn the most arcane and real-world information about an issue.
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> So now you can cry conspiracy, or you can just assume that you’re an asshole on the internet and the public option–at least as proposed–sucked.

[All the same, however . . .](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=534206)

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**Author:** ![joebuck20](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/74df32/32.png) [@joebuck20](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joebuck20)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2009, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fornicate-the-democrats-for-voting-down-the-public-option/512028/44 "2009-10-01T14:52:43Z")

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Jon Stewart did a great piece on this last night:

> **[Stewart Destroys Dems For Not Getting Public Option Passed (VIDEO)](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/stewart-destroys-dems-for_n_305948)**
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> Stewart Destroys Dems For Not Getting Public Option Passed (VIDEO)

I especially liked the bit about bears with chainsaws for paws.

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**Author:** ![Dick\_Dastardly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c4cdca/32.png) [@Dick\_Dastardly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dick_Dastardly)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2009, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fornicate-the-democrats-for-voting-down-the-public-option/512028/45 "2009-10-01T16:07:38Z")

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This is all just kabuki theatre. Enough Democrats are bought and paid for by the insurance industry, including Obama, that they’re not going to support the public option with other than occasional words.

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**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2009, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fornicate-the-democrats-for-voting-down-the-public-option/512028/46 "2009-10-01T16:20:00Z")

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> [@Bricker](#):
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> This is Bush’s fault, right? Or Karl Rove.

Enough about me, what do _you_ think about me?

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**Author:** ![rivulus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/839c29/32.png) [@rivulus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rivulus)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2009, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fornicate-the-democrats-for-voting-down-the-public-option/512028/47 "2009-10-01T16:28:35Z")

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> [@joebuck20](#):
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> I especially liked the bit about bears with chainsaws for paws.

My favorite part was how the finance committee couldn’t pass a public health care option but this same committee _did_ manage to fund abstinence-only education. WTF? Do we have to drive out to D.C. and smack these Democratic weenies upside the head?

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2009, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fornicate-the-democrats-for-voting-down-the-public-option/512028/48 "2009-10-01T16:30:47Z")

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> [@rivulus](#):
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> My favorite part was how the finance committee couldn’t pass a public health care option but this same committee _did_ manage to fund abstinence-only education. WTF? Do we have to drive out to D.C. and smack these Democratic weenies upside the head?

Yep. I understand Blanche Lincoln (D?-Walmart) was instrumental in that one.

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**Author:** ![hobscrk777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a6a055/32.png) [@hobscrk777](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hobscrk777)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2009, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fornicate-the-democrats-for-voting-down-the-public-option/512028/49 "2009-10-01T17:43:04Z")

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Once again, [Rockefeller stands firm](http://www.dailykos.com/story/2009/10/1/788513/-Rockefeller:-Time-for-Insurance-Companies-to-Spend-Money-on-Actual-Care) for meaningful health reform. He s introducing an amendment to the Senate Finance Committee that will require health insurers to spend at least 85% of every dollar of premium on actual health care.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2009, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fornicate-the-democrats-for-voting-down-the-public-option/512028/50 "2009-10-01T17:47:51Z")

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> [@BrainGlutton](#):
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> And intercourse the penguin!

I saw that adorable character on a very special episode of Mr Rogers.

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**Author:** ![joebuck20](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/74df32/32.png) [@joebuck20](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joebuck20)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2009, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fornicate-the-democrats-for-voting-down-the-public-option/512028/51 "2009-10-27T19:58:08Z")

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I just want to say fuck Joe Lieberman, fuck him hard.

> **[Lieberman Willing To Sink Health Care Reform... But He Would Really Hate To...](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/lieberman-willing-to-sink_n_335748)**
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> Lieberman Willing To Sink Health Care Reform... But He Would Really Hate To Do It (AUDIO)

This douchebag says he will side with the Republicans if they choose to filibuster should the public option makes it into the final bill, thus preventing the Democrats from invoking cloture.  
I guess this is the reward those spineless Democrats get for letting him stay in the caucus and keep his Homeland Security chairmanship even after he endorsed McCain.  
This country really is being run by pussies.

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**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2009, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fornicate-the-democrats-for-voting-down-the-public-option/512028/52 "2009-10-27T20:03:38Z")

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Traitor Joe.

If he doesn’t like the bill then vote against the bill, but to not allow the bill to be voted on is bullshit. Yes I know all about filibuster and its fine tradition, but this bill has been subject to negotiation and has been worked on over and over and to not allow a vote on it is criminal in my mind.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2009, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fornicate-the-democrats-for-voting-down-the-public-option/512028/53 "2009-10-27T20:05:28Z")

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Yeah…he’s with us on everything but the war(s).

And healthcare reform (i.e., whoring for the insurance industry).  
And presidential candidates.  
And…

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2009, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fornicate-the-democrats-for-voting-down-the-public-option/512028/54 "2009-10-27T20:10:31Z")

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If he does that - I see no reason why Reid should allow him to keep his chairs. Let the Independent caucus by his own self.

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**Author:** ![MeDrewNotYou](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/838e76/32.png) [@MeDrewNotYou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeDrewNotYou)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2009, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fornicate-the-democrats-for-voting-down-the-public-option/512028/55 "2009-10-27T20:11:41Z")

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If you don’t support the party on procedural matters, **you don’t belong in the Democratic caucus!**

Back in Dec, I thought that the Joe-mentum should have lost all his Dem privileges from stumping for McCain. The arguments to leave him be weren’t very convincing, but I figured his colleagues that wanted him to keep his seats would smack him down if necessary. Evan Bayh and Co. deserve a big, “I told you so.” But I suspect they’re silently cheering him on.

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**Author:** ![joebuck20](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/74df32/32.png) [@joebuck20](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joebuck20)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2009, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fornicate-the-democrats-for-voting-down-the-public-option/512028/56 "2009-10-27T20:15:05Z")

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> [@Mollie\_Magill](#):
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> If he does that - I see no reason why Reid should allow him to keep his chairs. Let the Independent caucus by his own self.

Unfortunately, I don’t think Reid has the balls to strip him of his chairs. I’m sure he’ll just utter the usual bullshit about how Joe stands with them on a host of other issues. He’s among the most spineless of a spineless bunch.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2009, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fornicate-the-democrats-for-voting-down-the-public-option/512028/57 "2009-10-27T20:17:04Z")

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> [@joebuck20](#):
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> Unfortunately, I don’t Reid has the balls to strip him of his chairs. I’m sure he’ll just utter the usual bullshit about how Joe stands with them on a host of other issues. He’s among the most spineless of a spineless bunch.

Someone should take a closer look at his boxing career. He’s suspiciously good at taking falls…

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2009, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fornicate-the-democrats-for-voting-down-the-public-option/512028/58 "2009-10-27T20:20:09Z")

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> [@joebuck20](#):
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> Unfortunately, I don’t think Reid has the balls to strip him of his chairs. I’m sure he’ll just utter the usual bullshit about how Joe stands with them on a host of other issues. He’s among the most spineless of a spineless bunch.

Sorry - I don’t count “I’m a goddammed wussy,” as a reason.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2009, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fornicate-the-democrats-for-voting-down-the-public-option/512028/59 "2009-10-27T20:27:15Z")

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Well, on the bright side, at least filibustering encourages the Republicans to read.

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**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2009, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fornicate-the-democrats-for-voting-down-the-public-option/512028/60 "2009-10-27T20:38:21Z")

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The public option is not dead. It was part of a couple bills ,not all. It actually has momentum right now.

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