# Fortune Cookie Fortunes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fortune-cookie-fortunes/645802>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [January 2, 2013, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fortune-cookie-fortunes/645802 "2013-01-02T04:25:29Z")\
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**Author:** ![Aquadementia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aquadementia/32/555_2.png) [@Aquadementia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aquadementia)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2013, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fortune-cookie-fortunes/645802/1 "2013-01-02T04:25:29Z")

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New Years is a time for stupid predictions, and if it isn’t I predict it soon will be.  
So let’s make a game of it.

Write a fortune cookie type fortune for the previous person who posted.

For instance, let’s say Hugh Hefner was the last person to post to this thread.  
My fortune for him would be:

}}Your nurse will see you naked more then your new wife.{{