# Forum Forum (for, um...)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-forum-for-um/83888>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [September 26, 2001, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-forum-for-um/83888 "2001-09-26T11:29:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 19\
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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-forum-for-um/83888/1 "2001-09-26T11:29:35Z")

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In light of several recent threads in **About This Message Board** and elsewhere, I propose that we create a new forum devoted entirely to proposals for new fora. That way, people could happily suggest new ways to expand and codify the range of topics on the **Straight Dope Message Board** without cluttering up other areas.

No, really.

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**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-forum-for-um/83888/2 "2001-09-26T12:30:19Z")

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I disagree.

I think we need more new forums than that: One would be a forum to propose new forums to consider the forums that will be discussed in your proposed forums.

Another could be a forum to discuss forums that will be debated in my first proposed forum before they graduate to your proposed forums.

And so on.

😃

Fenris

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**Author:** ![Chez\_Guevara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/aeb1de/32.png) [@Chez\_Guevara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chez_Guevara)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-forum-for-um/83888/3 "2001-09-26T14:01:16Z")

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This is getting too complicated forum me.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-forum-for-um/83888/4 "2001-09-26T14:19:46Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Nostradamus \*  
> \*\*This is getting too complicated forum me. \*\*

Maybe we should take it to a new forum.

I also propose a new forum to discuss whether the plural of “forum” is “forum”, “fora” or “get a life, you loser”\*.

[sub]\*When I asked someone what the plural of “forum” was, this is the answer I got. I never did understand the intricacies of Latin conjugation.[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Abe\_Babe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@Abe\_Babe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abe_Babe)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-forum-for-um/83888/5 "2001-09-26T15:31:30Z")

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> **originally by jr8**  
> \*When I asked someone what the plural of “forum” was, this is the answer I got. I never did understand the intricacies of Latin conjugation.

Conjugation refers to verbs (eg. ero, eris, erit, erimus, eritus, erunt)

Nouns have declintions.

Now excuse me, I have an appointment to get beat up and thrown in the girls bathroom.

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**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-forum-for-um/83888/6 "2001-09-26T15:43:28Z")

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I don’t like the tem ‘forum’ – I propose a non-forum to discuss re-naming the ill- named sections in which this message board is divided: What is this, friggin Rome or summin’ !

Oh.

In which case…

I propose the **About this Message Board** ‘forum’ be retitled: ‘Beware, the Ides of Mods’  
As GWB might say: Either you’re forum or against 'em

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-forum-for-um/83888/7 "2001-09-26T15:55:30Z")

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> \*Originally posted by London\_Calling \*  
> **I don’t like the tem ‘forum’ – I propose a non-forum to discuss re-naming the ill- named sections in which this message board is divided: What is this, friggin Rome or summin’ !**

\<cue pit orchestra\>

_Something familiar,  
Something peculiar…_

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**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-forum-for-um/83888/8 "2001-09-26T18:48:50Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by London\_Calling \*  
> \*\*I propose the **About this Message Board** ‘forum’ be retitled: ‘Beware, the Ides of Mods’
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> As GWB might say: Either you’re forum or against 'em \*\*

Those were awful puns and you should be ashamed of yourself.

😛

Fenris

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**Author:** ![Redboss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8baadc/32.png) [@Redboss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redboss)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-forum-for-um/83888/9 "2001-09-27T03:03:27Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Abe Babe \*
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> Nouns have declintions.

And verbs have debushes, and adverbs deroosevelts.

Or is that too silly?

I don’t want to display bad forum.

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**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-forum-for-um/83888/10 "2001-09-27T12:55:06Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Redboss \*  
> \*\*
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> > [@](#):
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> > \*Originally posted by Abe Babe \*
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> > Nouns have declintions.
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> And verbs have debushes, and adverbs deroosevelts.
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> Or is that too silly?
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> I don’t want to display bad forum. \*\*

Aah did not conjugate with that woman.

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**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-forum-for-um/83888/11 "2001-09-27T14:02:52Z")

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> \*Originally posted by TheLoadedDog \*  
> Aah did not conjugate with that woman.

Yeah, right on the Dog ! Since when is oral word play conjugation ???

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**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-forum-for-um/83888/12 "2001-09-27T16:27:32Z")

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If I could have your attention forum minute.

Decl **e** n **s** ions.

That is all.

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**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-forum-for-um/83888/13 "2001-09-27T17:34:31Z")

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Romans they go the house.

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**Author:** ![WEW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8edcca/32.png) [@WEW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WEW)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2001, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-forum-for-um/83888/14 "2001-09-29T17:42:52Z")

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Ya know, for years I never, ever read ATMB, but, thanks to threads like this, this is becoming my favorite forum.

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**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2001, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-forum-for-um/83888/15 "2001-09-30T07:45:59Z")

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A funny thing happened on the way to the forum…

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**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-forum-for-um/83888/16 "2001-10-02T11:31:45Z")

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That caused me to lose my decorum

My Toga got caught

Leaving me frightfully distraught

And with a nasty gash in my scrotum.

- I thang YEW!

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**Author:** ![Steve\_Wright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Steve\_Wright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_Wright)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-forum-for-um/83888/17 "2001-10-02T14:34:44Z")

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Forum, 2nd Decl. neuter, genitive fori, so the nominative plural is…? Fora, of course.

Fora whatever it’s worth.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-forum-for-um/83888/18 "2001-10-02T16:33:00Z")

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C’mon, **L\_C** , you can do better than that:

A Doper from old Glockamora  
While reading SDMB fora  
Was heard to exclaim  
“Man, this limerick is lame  
But at least it scans. Fuckin’ begorrah!”

🙂

[sub]Many apologies to Twisty and other Oirish folk.[/sub]

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**Author:** ![hawthorne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@hawthorne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hawthorne)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-forum-for-um/83888/19 "2001-10-02T16:44:56Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by London\_Calling \*  
> And with a nasty gash in my scrotum.
> 
> - I thang YEW!

“Hello Cleveland” indeed.
