# Forum Personality Types **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 25, 2012, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-personality-types/616729 "2012-03-25T01:42:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![dzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f9b8f/32.png) [@dzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dzero)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-personality-types/616729/21 "2012-03-25T05:54:34Z")
I have so many personalities to choose from. I don’t think I can pick just one. Oh, sure you can. ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-personality-types/616729/22 "2012-03-25T06:49:10Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > I’m the drill sergeant. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Molotok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Molotok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Molotok)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-personality-types/616729/23 "2012-03-25T07:05:48Z")
I’m the deeply insecure type who doesn’t always participate when they want to. ---
**Author:** ![Foggy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foggy/32/1082_2.png) [@Foggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Foggy)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-personality-types/616729/24 "2012-03-25T07:33:42Z")
I’m the one that can’t tpye well, or spell gud, and my gramma sucks so I never post a 10th of what I thinking about. (My post would be evenly divided between cats/suicide-depression/weird stuff/rants/weird hypotheticals.) ---
**Author:** ![Alka\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c89c15/32.png) [@Alka\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alka_Seltzer)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-personality-types/616729/25 "2012-03-25T09:27:13Z")
Obligatory link to [Flame Warriors](http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/). ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-personality-types/616729/26 "2012-03-25T10:15:51Z")
Resident drunk. _hic-up_ ---
**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-personality-types/616729/27 "2012-03-25T10:29:05Z")
Stolid backbencher. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-personality-types/616729/28 "2012-03-25T11:19:37Z")
I’m the guy in the office at whom all the girls ogle and whisper ‘ohh-la-la’ to each other about. Yeah. That’s who I am. Yep. mmm ---
**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-personality-types/616729/29 "2012-03-25T11:37:47Z")
I’m just a cunt. I’m also one of those that has no concept of message boards being “communities”, or that people have “friends” online. The real world has friends. The internet just has stuff to help pass the time. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-personality-types/616729/30 "2012-03-25T12:46:45Z")
I’ve always been shooting for the odd, interesting, and ecentric but lovable single Uncle. Results wise I am probably more like the half crazy, retired, asshole neighbor with nothing better to do than irritate the hell outa everybody else. That or an albino version of Mr. T. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-personality-types/616729/31 "2012-03-25T13:22:12Z")
I’m the King of Thieves! ---
**Author:** ![living\_in\_hell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@living\_in\_hell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/living_in_hell)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-personality-types/616729/32 "2012-03-25T13:46:23Z")
Today I’m the hated rebel smoking a cigarette out back who ends up Frank the handsome prom king at the end. I’m the Judd Nelson to his Molly Ringwald. ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-personality-types/616729/33 "2012-03-25T13:53:41Z")
I’m the guy with the snake on his face. ---
**Author:** ![living\_in\_hell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@living\_in\_hell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/living_in_hell)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-personality-types/616729/34 "2012-03-25T13:55:23Z")
@ bucketybuck: plus one. I’d be your friend anywhere and everywhere just for that comment. ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-personality-types/616729/35 "2012-03-25T14:04:46Z")
> [@florez](#): > > I am the one that dies in the first scene, noticeably blinks and breaths during my autopsy, then returns as my evil twin. Called _ **Zerolf** _ ---
**Author:** ![Springtime\_for\_Spacers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Springtime\_for\_Spacers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Springtime_for_Spacers)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-personality-types/616729/36 "2012-03-25T14:16:03Z")
You’ll just have to find out for yourself. ---
**Author:** ![living\_in\_hell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@living\_in\_hell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/living_in_hell)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-personality-types/616729/37 "2012-03-25T14:22:37Z")
> [@Springtime\_for\_Spacers](#): > > You’ll just have to find out for yourself. If I don’t get run out by the angry mob and/or banned. ---
**Author:** ![Kasper1014](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c89c15/32.png) [@Kasper1014](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kasper1014)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-personality-types/616729/38 "2012-03-25T15:25:29Z")
I’m the live studio audience who either cheers or boos you on. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-personality-types/616729/39 "2012-03-25T15:51:50Z")
> [@bucketybuck](#): > > I’m just a cunt. Reported. ---
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-personality-types/616729/40 "2012-03-25T15:57:21Z")
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