# Forum Personality Types

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-personality-types/616729>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [March 25, 2012, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-personality-types/616729 "2012-03-25T01:42:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![living\_in\_hell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@living\_in\_hell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/living_in_hell)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-personality-types/616729/41 "2012-03-25T16:18:43Z")

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I think everyone hates that song.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-personality-types/616729/42 "2012-03-25T17:26:40Z")

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Cameo appearance.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-personality-types/616729/43 "2012-03-25T17:40:29Z")

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> [@Bear\_Nenno](#):
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> :dubious:

I was playing off of an exchange **Living\_In\_Hell** and I had in another thread -

> [@](#):
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> [Oops–sorry Loud Pussy. 38K+ posts here? Clearly you are big man on forum. Should have asked you the rules first. Sorry, Sir. It won’t happen again.

]([http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=14898087&postcount=12](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=14898087&postcount=12)) The idea of me being a drill sergeant amused me. 😃

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**Author:** ![Stauderhorse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Stauderhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stauderhorse)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-personality-types/616729/44 "2012-03-25T18:07:05Z")

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The quiet oddball who saves the day with esoteric knowledge about certain subjects.

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**Author:** ![Belowjob2.0](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Belowjob2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Belowjob2.0)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-personality-types/616729/45 "2012-03-25T18:27:17Z")

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> [@living\_in\_hell](#):
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> \<snip\>
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> Who are you?

Your daddy.

Tell your mom I woulda paid her, but I didn’t have change for a twenty.

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**Author:** ![living\_in\_hell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@living\_in\_hell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/living_in_hell)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-personality-types/616729/46 "2012-03-25T18:41:15Z")

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> [@Belowjob2.0](#):
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> Your daddy.
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> Tell your mom I woulda paid her, but I didn’t have change for a twenty.

My mom died in a tragic blimp accident.

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**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-personality-types/616729/47 "2012-03-25T18:54:14Z")

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I’m the guy who never gets the joke, and always takes everything seriously.

> [@living\_in\_hell](#):
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> My mom died in a tragic blimp accident.

Now I feel bad.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-personality-types/616729/48 "2012-03-25T19:01:18Z")

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Cliff Clavin, even though I look more like Norm.

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**Author:** ![living\_in\_hell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@living\_in\_hell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/living_in_hell)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-personality-types/616729/49 "2012-03-25T19:24:39Z")

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> [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](#):
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> I’m the guy who never gets the joke, and always takes everything seriously.
> 
> Now I feel bad.

(It’s a line from the Naked Gun. It’s a movie that we watched in study hall last week.) My mom is alive and well and just home from a lovely island vacation.

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**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-personality-types/616729/50 "2012-03-25T19:29:35Z")

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I’m the Mary Sue/Gary Stu, a character obviously meant to portray the writer himself.

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**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-personality-types/616729/51 "2012-03-25T23:44:56Z")

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> [@living\_in\_hell](#):
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> (It’s a line from the Naked Gun. It’s a movie that we watched in study hall last week.) My mom is alive and well and just home from a lovely island vacation.

Read my post again. Slooooooowly.

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**Author:** ![Alpha\_Twit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alpha_twit/32/265_2.png) [@Alpha\_Twit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alpha_Twit)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-personality-types/616729/52 "2012-03-26T00:50:14Z")

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I’m the somewhat shifty but basically nice older uncle that wants to crash on the couch for a few days. I always get the kids in trouble with my shenanigans but somehow I get them back out of trouble with only a few misdemeanor charges.

And we’re all wiser for the experience.

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**Author:** ![florez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b9e5f3/32.png) [@florez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/florez)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-personality-types/616729/53 "2012-03-26T01:07:12Z")

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> [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](#):
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> Called _ **Zerolf** _

Zerolf  
Strange and hideous, from a freak fall down Mount Rushmore.  
An unrepentant graffiti artist, and a bit of a sociopath.  
Always resentful of kindly Florez.

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**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-personality-types/616729/54 "2012-03-26T01:11:08Z")

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I’m the Musashi-type who is disillusioned because all his foes are idiots and unworthy adversaries. Also, I’m really modest. And even though the show doesn’t support it, I often break character and mug at the camera.

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**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-personality-types/616729/55 "2012-03-26T02:50:08Z")

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I’m the guy playing the saxaphone\*

\*I’m just mimicing to the soundtrack, actually.

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**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-personality-types/616729/56 "2012-03-26T03:04:03Z")

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I’m the one who’s been around forever but nobody remembers. 🙂

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-personality-types/616729/57 "2012-03-26T04:12:27Z")

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I’m the wacky neighbor who drops in without knocking.

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**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-personality-types/616729/58 "2012-03-26T10:13:05Z")

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Absolutely everywhere else in my life I’m “The Perfesser” I like hanging around here because there’s enough smart folks about that I get to be Gilligan for a while.

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**Author:** ![Archeonomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7cd45c/32.png) [@Archeonomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Archeonomist)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-personality-types/616729/59 "2012-03-26T11:23:00Z")

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I’m just one of the extras, crossing the street in the background.

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**Author:** ![Stelios](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@Stelios](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stelios)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-personality-types/616729/60 "2012-03-26T13:07:10Z")

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I’m like Phoebe from Friends. I always say what I think, the fact that some of those things are rock stupid is just the price I pay for honesty 🙂

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