# Forum Personality Types **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 25, 2012, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-personality-types/616729 "2012-03-25T01:42:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-personality-types/616729/61 "2012-03-26T13:10:51Z")
You know that guy at the desk behind the main characters? The one who has been there since episode 1, but has had a total of five spoken lines in the past seven seasons? But you know he is the one that does all the real work while the main characters are off on thier shenanigans? That’s who I feel like. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-personality-types/616729/62 "2012-03-26T13:33:40Z")
I’m the guy that wants to be The Class Clown, but whose jokes always fall short. ---
**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-personality-types/616729/63 "2012-03-26T19:53:07Z")
The dastardly punster. Eye yam inn anne out bee four ewe no it, leafing yore brow ring culled inn eggs asp purr ray shun. ---
**Author:** ![a35362](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@a35362](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a35362)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-personality-types/616729/64 "2012-03-26T20:55:08Z")
I’m the leading lady’s funny friend, who gives advice and cheers her on from the sidelines. When the leading man breaks her heart and she needs someone to talk to at three in the morning, I’m right here! Nobody _ever_ falls in love with _me._☹ ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-personality-types/616729/65 "2012-03-26T21:07:04Z")
> [@a35362](#): > > I’m the leading lady’s funny friend, who gives advice and cheers her on from the sidelines. When the leading man breaks her heart and she needs someone to talk to at three in the morning, I’m right here! > > Nobody _ever_ falls in love with _me._☹ How you doin’? ---
**Author:** ![Taomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Taomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taomist)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-personality-types/616729/66 "2012-03-26T22:30:46Z")
_rhubarbrhubarbrhubarbrhubarb_ ---
**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-personality-types/616729/67 "2012-03-26T23:11:33Z")
I am the recurring Non-Threatening Black Friend/Neighbor. ---
**Author:** ![Steken](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Steken](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steken)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-personality-types/616729/68 "2012-04-01T08:01:42Z")
The intolerable Eurosnob. ---
**Author:** ![Crab\_Rangoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Crab\_Rangoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crab_Rangoon)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-personality-types/616729/69 "2012-04-01T15:38:18Z")
I’m the apparently innocent friend of the murder victim who later turns out to be the wily murderer who almost got away, but for that damn tiny detail that I overlooked. All I wanted was to borrow his lawn mower - why wouldn’t he SHARE? I had to kill him. ---
**Author:** ![Jasper\_Kent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a9a28c/32.png) [@Jasper\_Kent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasper_Kent)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-personality-types/616729/70 "2012-04-01T16:59:29Z")
I’m the one y’all are talking about here: “Who was that guy in the last scene? He looks familiar.” “Yeah, he’s been in a couple things. **Kasper** or **Jent** or something like that.” “SSSHH!!! I _ **love** _ this commercial!” ---
**Author:** ![Bibliothecarius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b2d939/32.png) [@Bibliothecarius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bibliothecarius)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2012, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-personality-types/616729/71 "2012-04-03T10:26:37Z")
I’m the mysterious off-camera neighbor who gets spoken about by the characters but never seen by the audience…probably because I’m always naked. You can call me Hot Naked Guy. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Prelude\_to\_Fascination](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a183cd/32.png) [@Prelude\_to\_Fascination](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prelude_to_Fascination)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2012, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-personality-types/616729/72 "2012-04-03T13:17:22Z")
I’m the guy who goes to the coach and asks, “Coach, why am I on second string?” and the coach answers, “Because we don’t have a third string.” ---
**Author:** ![Sister\_Vigilante](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@Sister\_Vigilante](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sister_Vigilante)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2012, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-personality-types/616729/73 "2012-04-03T16:48:31Z")
I’m pretty sure I’m the closet sociopath. Dog attacks man, damages him permanently. Still kind of feel sorrier for the dog. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2012, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forum-personality-types/616729/74 "2012-04-03T16:56:12Z")
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