# Forward, March! in the MMP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forward-march-in-the-mmp/682743>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [March 3, 2014, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forward-march-in-the-mmp/682743 "2014-03-03T10:54:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forward-march-in-the-mmp/682743/201 "2014-03-07T20:56:55Z")

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3.14159287 and change.

3 13 14

I dunno. :dubious:

Maybe March, 2014 is Pi month. 314

The curse of the Engineer: “Wanting to know Why Stupid People Do Things.”

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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forward-march-in-the-mmp/682743/202 "2014-03-07T21:03:04Z")

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Had a fairly prodcutive day so far, and I’m going out to a show tonight, put on my one of Montreal’s three Gilbert and Sullivan societies (not my own.)

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forward-march-in-the-mmp/682743/203 "2014-03-07T21:03:35Z")

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Perhaps everyone is going to bring pie on the 13th, and she believes it is clever.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forward-march-in-the-mmp/682743/204 "2014-03-07T21:04:28Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> The curse of the Engineer: “Wanting to know Why Stupid People Do Things.”

Is that like “Wanting to know why people do stupid things?”

The antihistamine isn’t helping - just thought I share.

Oh yeah, and _ **Happy BooFae Day!!!** _

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forward-march-in-the-mmp/682743/205 "2014-03-07T21:08:58Z")

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A Freudian Slip, indeed, but very pertinent.  
Why are stupid people allowed to do _anything_?  
I mean, they _are_ going to screw it up.

Swampy,  
Who is first on five? :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forward-march-in-the-mmp/682743/206 "2014-03-07T21:09:53Z")

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Happy BooFae Day

Cheers

**Jim**

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forward-march-in-the-mmp/682743/207 "2014-03-07T21:10:25Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> The antihistamine isn’t helping - just thought I share.

Didn’t you post a day or so ago that you were going to the whiskey store?  
You have the antidote at hand.

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**Author:** ![2gigch1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2gigch1/32/3313_2.png) [@2gigch1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2gigch1)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forward-march-in-the-mmp/682743/208 "2014-03-07T21:12:45Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> Home. Feeling crappy and snuffly. I left the office an hour early because I just couldn’t stand the thought of sticking around another hour. It’s overcast and dreary and a little rainy and overall just nasty out, which doesn’t help me feel any better. I’m pretty sure it’s not allergies as I’d first suspected. I think it’s a real, honest-to-goodness cold. ick.
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> \*\*tugig \*\*- glad you’re back! And glad your personal life is, um, less dramatic? Is that a good way to put it?
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> TGIF - I don’t have to be back at work till Tuesday. Yay! 😃

Yeah no shit. Life’s busy enough as is: kid visits, parent visits, friend visits.

Work has been interesting. My aged chariot Unit 5, the 1999 GMC Suburban live truck is on the chopping block - it’s replacement will be built in the next few months. I will \*not \*be given the replacement (the new truck will be a $300k satellite combo truck).

I am \*slightly \*bummed out, having dealt with a old and problematic vehicle for so long a new shiny toy would have been fun. Instead I will be given another used non-live truck to use as my crew car to work out of.

Given that I don’t pay for any of it, I really can’t complain. Free is free.

Strangely I am not really interested in a new crew car. The parent corporation has set a fairly low maximum price for vehicles which has caused the station to buy smaller vehicles. I am 6’3", 240lbs, and I carry a lot of gear. I don’t do small well. I prefer the older Ford Explorer over a new Ford Escape or Edge.

However my supervisor threw a curve ball at me today: he noted that they may be interested in purchasing a good used vehicle if I can get it under their (rather small) price cap. In short, if I can find a Tahoe or a Expedition for the right price, they might buy it. I am specifically not going to mention what their price limit is, and I find it rather unlikely I will get that lucky, but it is an interesting concept.

Might start surfing the used car web sites in my free time…  
Beyond all that \*\*Mom \*\*I hope you feel better. We’ve got that thing in Annapolis coming up in a few weeks.

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forward-march-in-the-mmp/682743/209 "2014-03-07T22:11:19Z")

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> [@swampbear](#):
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> **MOOOOOOM** you should bake a pi for that day.

And make sure it’s half baked, in honor of Not Quite Pi Day.😉

> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> I don’t know what to think and I’m afraid to hope, but I looked at my daughter’s FB page and she’s no longer shown as in a relationship, and the BF is no longer listed as a friend, tho his brother is. In fact, I don’t think the BF has a FB page.
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> Dare I hope that he’s gone??

Hope!h

Waiting for roomie to show up, so we can go to the game.

Happy **BooFae** Day!!!

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forward-march-in-the-mmp/682743/210 "2014-03-07T22:38:32Z")

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Happy BooFae day!

Everyday should be pi day, and hump day to work off the pi.  
You can never go wrong with too much pi or too much hump.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forward-march-in-the-mmp/682743/211 "2014-03-07T22:39:42Z")

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:eek: I have been remiss :eek:

\<AHEM\> CLEARING THROAT \<AHEM\>

\*\*  
HAAAPPPYYY BIIIRRRTTTHHHDDDAAAYYY TOOOOOO YOUUUUUU!!!  
HAAAPPPYYY BIIIRRRTTTHHHDDDAAAYYY TOOOOOO YOUUUUUU!!!  
HAAAPPPYYY BIIIRRRTTTHHHDDDAAAYYY DEEEAAARRR BBBOOOOOOFFFAAAEEE!!!  
HAAAPPPYYY BIIIRRRTTTHHHDDDAAAYYY TOOOOOO YOUUUUUU!!!  
\*\*

It ain’t quite midnight in Merrye Olde Englande yet so it counts.

Pizza has been ingested. OYKW is takin’ a soak in the whirlpool tub. Life is good.

Since it’s not quite Pi day, a sto’ bought pie should suffice.

**MOOOOOOM** shall we cross appropriate/inappropriate appendages?

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forward-march-in-the-mmp/682743/212 "2014-03-07T23:02:00Z")

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We can all cross and hope. And ready the confetti just in case. 😉

I’m thinking about having a bowl of soup. I’m not really hungry, but I think I should eat something. What I really want is a soak in a hottub, but that ain’t happening here. dammit. 😛

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**Author:** ![Filbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/filbert/32/3433_2.png) [@Filbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Filbert)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forward-march-in-the-mmp/682743/213 "2014-03-07T23:12:03Z")

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Oh, is it **Boofae** day?  
There’s still an hour left of it in which to be happy, so let it be so!

Back to the docs today, got yet more meds, I’ll be turnin’ into a pill soon. They were running 3/4 of an hour late, so I barely had time to eat some badly made dal for dindin before rushing out to endure them pesky elephants keep away again. I made a big pot, and had to rush it, so I shall have to see if I can improve it tomorrow. I’ll be out for work from 11 til 10pm though, so when I’ll get to eat any I don’t know…

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forward-march-in-the-mmp/682743/214 "2014-03-07T23:31:34Z")

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Pie are round.  
Pi R squared.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forward-march-in-the-mmp/682743/215 "2014-03-07T23:39:40Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> Pie are round.  
> Pi R squared.

Sicilian Pie R Square

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forward-march-in-the-mmp/682743/216 "2014-03-07T23:41:41Z")

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I want a new nose - mine won’t stop leaking. ☹

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**Author:** ![2gigch1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2gigch1/32/3313_2.png) [@2gigch1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2gigch1)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forward-march-in-the-mmp/682743/217 "2014-03-07T23:44:34Z")

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Tape, or glue?

No?

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2014, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forward-march-in-the-mmp/682743/218 "2014-03-08T00:01:43Z")

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Um, no. 😛

Soup has been ingested. I’m going to assume the knit position till bed time. _ **MWAH!!** _

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2014, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forward-march-in-the-mmp/682743/219 "2014-03-08T01:05:27Z")

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We’re a couple of slugs tonight. Yawin’ our haids off we are. Matter of fact OYKW is piled up in the bed with the teevee on and says he’s fadin’ fast. I think I shall join him soon.

Nitey Nite Y’all!

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2014, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forward-march-in-the-mmp/682743/220 "2014-03-08T02:05:39Z")

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Pork ribs with some sauce Mrs. Plant (v.3.0) made, baked beans, yum, yum, and some slaw I added too much onion to. Yuck.

An[aquarium picture](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Lysmata_amboinensis_cleans_mouth_of_a_Moray_eel.jpg) to annoy the long suffering Swampy.

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