# Found a peanut **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 16, 2005, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/found-a-peanut/290292 "2005-02-16T01:55:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/found-a-peanut/290292/1 "2005-02-16T01:55:20Z")
Found a peanut, found a peanut, found a pea-nut just now! Just now I found a peanut. Found a peanut just now. ---
**Author:** ![roger\_thornhill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d9b06d/32.png) [@roger\_thornhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roger_thornhill)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/found-a-peanut/290292/2 "2005-02-16T02:00:32Z")
Cracked me up Cracked me up Cracked me up just now. Just now u cracked me up Cracked me up just now ---
**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/found-a-peanut/290292/3 "2005-02-16T02:25:42Z")
No kidding, we started singing this in my cube farm last Friday! It went downhill from there into more campfire songs… Peanut Peanut butter Jelly. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/found-a-peanut/290292/4 "2005-02-16T02:35:41Z")
Betcha never heard this one. It’s on a record made in 1932 by a dance band called Snooks and His Memphis Ramblers. **Soloist:** I found a peanut. I found a peanut. **Orchestra:** _Where didja find it? Where didja find it?_ Found it in my pocket. Found it in my pocket. _Whatcha gonna do with it? Whatcha gonna do with it?_ I’m gonna eat it. I’m gonna eat it. _What’s it gonna taste like? What’s it gonna taste like?_ Looks like a peanut. Feels like a peanut. Tastes like a peanut y’gosh darn fool! ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/found-a-peanut/290292/5 "2005-02-16T02:43:28Z")
A peanut sat on a railroad track It’s heart was all a-flutter Along came the train, the 3:15 Uh-oh, peanut butter. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/found-a-peanut/290292/6 "2005-02-16T02:47:24Z")
Cracked it open, cracked it open Cracked it open just now Just now I cracked it open Cracked it open just now …of course, you’re never the same after hearing “Found my penis…” ---
**Author:** ![KRC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/45deac/32.png) [@KRC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KRC)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/found-a-peanut/290292/7 "2005-02-16T02:49:01Z")
It was rotten, it was rotten It was rotten just now Just now it was rotten It was rotten just now (My ringneck parrots found a peanut and fought over it. The female, Azazel, managed to gain control of the peanut and hit the male across the face twice with it. After that he gave up.) ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/found-a-peanut/290292/8 "2005-02-16T02:55:40Z")
Eight it ten eway, Eight it ten eway, Eight it ten eway just now… [size=1]Oh hello, Lady Mondegreen ---
**Author:** ![KRC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/45deac/32.png) [@KRC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KRC)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/found-a-peanut/290292/9 "2005-02-16T03:43:00Z")
Got a tummyache Got a tummyache Got a tummyache just now Just now I got a tummyache Got a tummyache just now ---
**Author:** ![IrreverentTone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@IrreverentTone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IrreverentTone)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/found-a-peanut/290292/10 "2005-02-16T03:59:24Z")
Called the doctor Called the doctor Called the doctor just now Just now I called the doctor Called the doctor just now ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/found-a-peanut/290292/11 "2005-02-16T04:30:03Z")
He couldn’t cure me He couldn’t cure me He couldn’t cure me just now Just now he couldn’t cure me He couldn’t cure me just now (although I used to sing it “last night” instead of “just now”) ---
**Author:** ![roger\_thornhill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d9b06d/32.png) [@roger\_thornhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roger_thornhill)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/found-a-peanut/290292/12 "2005-02-16T04:38:46Z")
But the nurse could But the nurse could But the nurse could just now Just now she cured me She cured me just now ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/found-a-peanut/290292/13 "2005-02-16T04:48:22Z")
She used a death-ray She used a death ray She used a death-ray just now Just now she used a death-ray She used a death-ray just now ---
**Author:** ![roger\_thornhill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d9b06d/32.png) [@roger\_thornhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roger_thornhill)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/found-a-peanut/290292/14 "2005-02-16T04:52:04Z")
How it revived me How it revived me How it revived me just now Just now how it revived me How she revived me just now ---
**Author:** ![KRC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/45deac/32.png) [@KRC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KRC)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/found-a-peanut/290292/15 "2005-02-16T05:40:40Z")
No, you have it all wrong. You are supposed to go to Heaven because the operation failed, then cuss out St. Peter. This results in you being sent down below where you kick the Devil. Then you wind up shovelling coal and find another peanut. Can we do “99 Bottles of Beer” next? The lyrics are easier to remember. ---
**Author:** ![dangermom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e274bd/32.png) [@dangermom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dangermom)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/found-a-peanut/290292/16 "2005-02-16T05:43:41Z")
Bizarrely, I only just taught this song to my kids yesterday. We have spent the last day singing “Found a peanut,” which I haven’t sung for years. ---
**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/found-a-peanut/290292/17 "2005-02-16T05:54:40Z")
-Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts! -Explain how! -Money can be exchanged for goods and services! ---
**Author:** ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/found-a-peanut/290292/18 "2005-02-16T06:12:12Z")
Peanut allergy Peanut allergy Peanut allergy just now Going into Anaphylaxis Anaphylaxis just now ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/found-a-peanut/290292/19 "2005-02-16T06:14:25Z")
IT’S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! Peanut Butter Jelly Time! Peanut Butter Jell-Y Peanut Butter Jell-Y Peanutbuttajelly Peanutbuttajelly It’s Peanut Butter Jelly Time! ---
**Author:** ![roger\_thornhill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d9b06d/32.png) [@roger\_thornhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roger_thornhill)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/found-a-peanut/290292/20 "2005-02-16T06:18:58Z")
> [@pinkfreud](#): > > Peanut allergy > Peanut allergy > Peanut allergy just now > Going into > Anaphylaxis > Anaphylaxis just now Picky eater Picky eater Picky eater just now Just now you’re a picky eater You’re a picky eater just now [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/found-a-peanut/290292.md?page=2)