# Found a peanut

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/found-a-peanut/290292>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 16, 2005, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/found-a-peanut/290292 "2005-02-16T01:55:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 10:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/found-a-peanut/290292/21 "2005-02-16T10:21:59Z")

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> [@IrreverentTone](#):
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> Called the doctor  
> Called the doctor  
> Called the doctor just now  
> Just now I called the doctor  
> Called the doctor just now

Operation  
Operation  
Operation just now  
Just now an operation  
Operation just now.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/found-a-peanut/290292/22 "2005-02-16T12:30:03Z")

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I die-ed  
I die-ed  
I die-ed ju-ust now  
Ju-ust no-ow I die-ed  
I die-ed just now.

Gonna be singin’ this all day. Thanks **Shibb**! 😛

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/found-a-peanut/290292/23 "2005-02-16T14:31:07Z")

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_Gettin’ embalmed  
Gettin’ embalmed  
Gettin’ embalmed just now  
Just now I’m gettin’ embalmed  
Gettin’ embalmed just now._

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/found-a-peanut/290292/24 "2005-02-16T14:35:52Z")

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Gettin’ waked  
Gettin’ waked  
Gettin’ waked just now  
I’m just now gettin’ waked  
Gettin’ waked just now

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**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/found-a-peanut/290292/25 "2005-02-16T14:37:17Z")

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Get his will out  
Get his will out  
Get his will out just now  
Just now we’ll get his will out  
Get his will out just now.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/found-a-peanut/290292/26 "2005-02-16T14:38:54Z")

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> [@danceswithcats](#):
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> Get his will out  
> Get his will out  
> Get his will out just now  
> Just now we’ll get his will out  
> Get his will out just now.

**danceswithcats** gets nuttin’  
gets nuttin’  
gets nuttin’ just now  
\*\*danceswithcats] just now got nuttin’  
got nuttin’ just now

😛

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**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/found-a-peanut/290292/27 "2005-02-16T14:41:15Z")

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Called my lawyer  
Called my lawyer  
Called my lawyer just now  
Just now I called my lawyer  
Called my lawyer just now. 😛

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/found-a-peanut/290292/28 "2005-02-16T14:43:52Z")

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> [@danceswithcats](#):
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> Called my lawyer  
> Called my lawyer  
> Called my lawyer just now  
> Just now I called my lawyer  
> Called my lawyer just now. 😛

Quit yer bitchin’  
Quit yer bitchin’  
Quit yer bitchin’ just now  
Just now please quit yer bitchin’  
Quite yet bitchin’ just now!

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**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/found-a-peanut/290292/29 "2005-02-16T14:46:05Z")

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Wow…17 posts until someone made The SImpsons reference…I predicted the reference by the third post at the latest.

Oh, and I have never heard of this strange peanut song you are all crazily singing.

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/found-a-peanut/290292/30 "2005-02-16T14:57:04Z")

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> [@bouv](#):
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> Oh, and I have never heard of this strange peanut song you are all crazily singing.

It’s to the tune of “My Darling Clementine”, if that helps get it stuck in your head.

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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/found-a-peanut/290292/31 "2005-02-16T16:26:58Z")

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Found my penis … etc.  
Circumcision … etc  
Complications … etc  
Hack it all off … etc  
New vagina … etc

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/found-a-peanut/290292/32 "2005-02-16T17:28:22Z")

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Well, there’s a food goin’ round that’s a sticky, sticky goo.

_Peanut, Peanut Butter_

Well, it tastes real good but it’s so hard to chew.

_Peanut, Peanut Butter_

All my friends’s tell me that they dig it the most.

_Peanut, Peanut Butter_

Early in the morning when they spread it on toast.

_Peanut, Peanut Butter_

I like peanut butter, creamy peanut butter, chunky peanut butter too.

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**Author:** ![yellowval](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/919ad9/32.png) [@yellowval](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yellowval)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/found-a-peanut/290292/33 "2005-02-16T17:40:22Z")

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> [@Little Nemo](#):
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> (although I used to sing it “last night” instead of “just now”)

Me too! Where’d this “just now” crap come from?

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**Author:** ![Greywolf73](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d9b06d/32.png) [@Greywolf73](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greywolf73)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/found-a-peanut/290292/34 "2005-02-16T17:43:05Z")

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_Have no idea,  
Have no idea,  
Have no idea what you’re talking about just now,  
Just now I have no idea,  
Have no idea just now…[but it makes me laugh.]_

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/found-a-peanut/290292/35 "2005-02-16T17:43:13Z")

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I have nothing to contribute except that I love seeing this title in MPSIMS for some reason.

It sounds so _cute_.

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**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/found-a-peanut/290292/36 "2005-02-16T20:03:35Z")

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_Read the will,  
Read the will,  
Read the will just now,  
Just now read the will,  
I gotr nothing, just now._

I blame it all on the fact that **Shibb** lives where they ain’t goit no weather. The unmitigated sameness makes the brain go soft, I think. Witness California.

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**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/found-a-peanut/290292/37 "2005-02-16T20:05:18Z")

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> [@Bumbazine](#):
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> \*I gotr nothing,

Also I **got** nothing. Sheesh!

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**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/found-a-peanut/290292/38 "2005-02-16T20:19:32Z")

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I’m bringin home a baby bumblebee  
Won’t my mommy be so proud of me  
I’m bringin home a baby bumblebee…

Sorry. I like that one better.

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**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/found-a-peanut/290292/39 "2005-02-16T20:44:14Z")

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> [@IrreverentTone](#):
>
> Called the doctor  
> Called the doctor  
> Called the doctor just now  
> Just now I called the doctor  
> Called the doctor just now

_Appendicitis,  
Appendicitis,  
Appendicitis, just now.  
Just now Appendicitis  
Appendicitis, just now._

> [@Baker](#):
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> Operation  
> Operation  
> Operation just now  
> Just now an operation  
> Operation just now.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/found-a-peanut/290292/40 "2005-02-16T20:58:14Z")

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> [@Bumbazine](#):
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> _Read the will,  
> Read the will,  
> Read the will just now,  
> Just now read the will,  
> I gotr nothing, just now._

In my casket  
In my casket  
After the reading of the will  
And I’m pointing my finger  
Just like Wildest Bill.

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