# Found Money **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 5, 2019, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/found-money/833500 "2019-05-05T04:12:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![ThisSpaceForRent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thisspaceforrent/32/345_2.png) [@ThisSpaceForRent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisSpaceForRent)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2019, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/found-money/833500/41 "2019-05-09T16:58:42Z")
I stepped out one blustery night for a smoke. I work just north of Barnes/Jewish/Children’s hospital in St Louis. Euclid can be a freaking wind tunnel with all the tall narrow buildings. Flowing through the breeze i saw a bill floating by, I reached out and snatched a brand new 100$ bill. Bought the crew beers that night. Down at Memphis in May around '99-'00 my ex wife and I were making our way upfront at the “venue”, a rain soaked quagmire on the levee. There was a makeshift mosh/mud pit where some of the youngsters had been dancing. Between my wife and I we found 48$ in various mud soaked bills AND we made it to the front of the stage for both Bob Weir (Ratdog) and Taj Mahal. ---
**Author:** ![Dallas\_Jones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dallas_jones/32/3277_2.png) [@Dallas\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dallas_Jones)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2019, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/found-money/833500/42 "2019-05-09T17:23:46Z")
I rarely carry much cash but I had just won a Keno 5 spot and had $460 in 20 dollar bills folded up in my pocket. I was shopping at Safeway on my way home and walked down the aisle to get some ice cream. I remembered that I needed eggs so I turned around and walked back down the same aisle to get some. Then I saw some folded $20 dollar bills on the floor and thought, “shit, I’m dropping money”, and picked them up and stuffed them in my pocket. There was no other person shopping in that aisle and I hadn’t seen the money on the floor when I first walked down to get the ice cream, so I was fairly sure that I had dropped it. Nope. When I got out to my car I checked my money. I had just picked up 4 $20 bills and now had $540 dollars in twenties. I have no explanation other than it must have already been on the floor when I first walked down the aisle and just didn’t see it until I turned around and walked back. But hey, lucky day. ---
**Author:** ![StGermain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stgermain/32/2868_2.png) [@StGermain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StGermain)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2019, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/found-money/833500/43 "2019-05-09T20:11:42Z")
I found an envelope outside a store with three hundred dollars in it. It was on a tourist street in Nashville. People were passing back and forth and I didn’t see who dropped it. I turned the money into the store, not knowing if the store workers would steal it or the owner would come for it, but it made me feel better. Two weeks later the store sent me the cash because no one ever claimed it. I was honest, the store was honest and it ended well for me anyway. At other times I’ve seen people drop money and I’ve stopped them and returned it. It’s just the right thing to do. Even if no one else would do the right thing, at least I know I have. StG ---
**Author:** ![Runs\_With\_Scissors](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/278dde/32.png) [@Runs\_With\_Scissors](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Runs_With_Scissors)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2019, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/found-money/833500/44 "2019-05-10T03:54:48Z")
Back in the mid nineties I subscribed to a popular magazine for runners. One afternoon I read an article about runners who found money on the ground while they ran. It had never happened to me. An hour later I went for a run… and found a five dollar bill. Never found money while running again. Sent from my SM-G935V using Tapatalk ---
**Author:** ![yanceylebeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yanceylebeef/32/12290_2.png) [@yanceylebeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yanceylebeef)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2019, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/found-money/833500/45 "2019-05-10T14:52:01Z")
During a GI party around in 87 or 88 at our barracks and station I found a twenty dollar bill. Now, I was an E-2 at this time, and it was like finding 100 today. I turned it in to the 1st Sergeant and forgot about it. Next day in formation, he gave it back to me, saying no one had claimed it. I ate like a king for a day or two. ---
**Author:** ![Hopeful\_Crow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/da6949/32.png) [@Hopeful\_Crow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hopeful_Crow)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2019, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/found-money/833500/46 "2019-05-12T04:22:35Z")
I often find things when I’m out walking but rarely money. Yesterday, however, I scored a five dollar bill, folded all wonky, on the way to Starbuck’s. It could have paid for my tea but I saved it for later. ---
**Author:** ![DummyGladHands](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/49beb7/32.png) [@DummyGladHands](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DummyGladHands)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2019, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/found-money/833500/47 "2019-05-12T14:29:48Z")
$50 bill on the street just after they redesigned them. I walked past it at first thinking it didn’t look real, but went back. Yup, new bill. Residential neighborhood, I kind of stood there and looked around the homes with the bill hanging from my fingers, no one rushed out to get it, so mine! ---
**Author:** ![nelliebly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nelliebly/32/5422_2.png) [@nelliebly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nelliebly)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2019, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/found-money/833500/48 "2019-05-12T15:44:40Z")
When I was a kid, I found a dollar at a fast food joint. My mother made me turn it in to the manager. She said someone poor might have been there as a treat, someone who couldn’t afford to lose a dollar. A few years ago, I found a $10 bill at the gym. Remembering Mom, I asked everyone I could find if they’d lost a tenner. You’d think someone would have said yes just to get the money, but not a single person did. Finally a guy said, “Anyone who can afford a gym membership can afford to lose $10. Count it as a gift from the universe.” So I did. Thanks, universe! ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2019, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/found-money/833500/49 "2019-05-12T21:41:01Z")
I’m gonna go in the other direction. Back in the holiday season of '95 (or so; the memory is a little hazy), things were kinda tight _chez_ **-99**. Our bestest friends at the time (later to become Kayla’s godparents) presented us with $200, with an open-ended expected payback date (it turned out to be the following April, IIRC). The following day, we went shopping at the mall, and had a visit with another friend who worked the perfume counter at Robinson’s-May. As we were leaving, I apparently dropped the envelope with the cash while trying to wrangle **kaylasmom** , her guide dog, and myself onto the escalator. When we got home, there was a message on our answering machine that our $200 had been found, and since the perfume counter lady knew how to reach us, they were able to track us down and return it. I call that story “The Stranger in the Department Store Saves Christmas.” ---
**Author:** ![Shinna\_Minna\_Ma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f08c70/32.png) [@Shinna\_Minna\_Ma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shinna_Minna_Ma)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2019, 10:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/found-money/833500/50 "2019-05-13T10:05:20Z")
A friend of mine and I were going to see “Amadeus.” I found a $20 bill in the parking lot. It paid for the movie and the pizza and Cokes afterwards, and I still had some change left over. (Shows you how long ago this was!) ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2019, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/found-money/833500/51 "2019-05-13T14:46:51Z")
I once found a baggie filled with quarters while leaving the laundromat. It was during a time of extreme poverty in my life, and paid for clean clothes for a month. ---
**Author:** ![pipperroo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7feea3/32.png) [@pipperroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pipperroo)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2019, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/found-money/833500/52 "2019-05-13T15:11:55Z")
I’ve found random cash many times. Never a large amount. Riding my bike as a child I found $20 blowing down the road. And exiting a car in a parking lot I found a few ones right by the car then when my Mom opened her door she found a few more. Most recent find of more than coins was right after a pro basketball game. We exited the stadium on the wrong side and had to walk all the was around to get to our car. We found a $20 and several ones loose on the street. A woman walking the other direction saw us and grabbed a few to help us, thinking all the cash was ours and was surprised when we told her to keep it as we hadn’t dropped it either. ---
**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2019, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/found-money/833500/53 "2019-05-13T16:43:57Z")
On Mr VOW’s last tour of Germany (he’s retired US Army), we were in that really really tight period before I could find a job. Military spouses know what I’m talking about! It was before we were able to get quarters, so we lived in a German apartment “on the economy.” That meant all rent and expenses had to be paid in German Deutschemarks. There are two places you can buy a quantity of marks with a US check, drawn on a Stateside bank: the American Express bank on post, or Army finance. Both places are an unholy madhouse on payday, with everybody in the Universe trying to get money to pay bills, eat, go out, etc, etc. Mr VOW chose Finance, which was located on the third floor, with an enormous staircase packed with peoplepeoplepeople. Now he had his check and a note on how to divide up the money. By the time he got to the head of the line, he was exhausted and the people behind the counter were completely frazzled. He handed the clerk the check, stated his wishes of how many US dollars, and how many US dollars’ worth of Deutschemarks. (the exchange rate for marks changed daily) He grabbed his monies and got the Hell out of there. At home, he just handed me all the wadded up money. I separated everything, and counted it. And then I started to cry. He had about double the amount of marks than what he paid for. I was crying because we needed the money so BAD, but it clearly wasn’t ours. He put his arms around me, and said he knew, and he’d be making another trip to Finance the next day. And he did. He talked to the supervisor, who used the calculator to figure out the amount in dollars at the previous day’s exchange rate. And he said that was almost exactly the shortage the frazzled clerk had. He brought Mr VOW to a back office where the clerk had been banished, and told her this guy had taken the time to return his overpayment. She got up from behind her desk and wrung his hand in thanks, while shedding more than a few tears. She would have had to pay the money back out of her own pocket. ~VOW ---
**Author:** ![Omar\_Little](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omar_little/32/269_2.png) [@Omar\_Little](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omar_Little)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2019, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/found-money/833500/54 "2019-05-13T17:05:28Z")
This was in the Summer of 1987. I was visiting Cecil in Chicago. He and I had just seen _The Cure_ and were headed back downtown. We had stopped for a couple 40’s when I see a black leather satchel sitting against a brick wall in the alley next to the convenience store. Cecil says, “wouldn’t that be hilarious if it was full of money!” I open the satchel, and it wasn’t full of money…only half full! The other half was full of what appeared to be dime baggies of coke. I’m guessing that there was about $20k in the bottom of the bag. We dumped the coke out into the alley, and Cecil grabbed the bag and started walking towards the L. I run up behind and ask him where the hell he’s headed with my money. It’s one of the few times that I saw Cecil not be his usual jovial self. He says that we should split up, reaches into the bag and hands me a huge stack of cash, which turned out to be about $7 grand. I didn’t see him until about 1990. He’s never mentioned the incident since then either. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2019, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/found-money/833500/55 "2019-05-13T17:19:40Z")
This is real: I once found a closed umbrella on a bus and took it home. When I opened it a month later, a wad of bills and a baggie filled with white powder fell out. I kept the cash and flushed the powder at City Hall ladies room. ---
**Author:** ![Royal\_Nonesutch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecb155/32.png) [@Royal\_Nonesutch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Royal_Nonesutch)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2019, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/found-money/833500/56 "2019-05-13T17:23:13Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > This is real: Ah yes, the unmistakable hallmark of a championship caliber Truth Teller!!! ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2019, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/found-money/833500/57 "2019-05-13T18:33:16Z")
> [@Omar\_Little](#): > > This was in the Summer of 1987. I was visiting Cecil in Chicago. Cecil, huh? You are the only person here who actually knows what he looks like? ---
**Author:** ![Omar\_Little](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omar_little/32/269_2.png) [@Omar\_Little](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omar_Little)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2019, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/found-money/833500/58 "2019-05-13T19:31:54Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > Cecil, huh? You are the only person here who actually knows what he looks like? Cecil and I go way back…just a sample of our interactions that you can find on the boards here: > [@Any Soul Train participants on this board?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-soul-train-participants-on-this-board/735829/3): > > I made it to a taping back in the day ('73 or '74) with Cecil. I didn’t make it on the air, but Cecil tore it up with a fine foxy lady doing the _Soul Train_!!! Don C. had the best connections for ultra pure C. > [@Good morning everyone](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-morning-everyone/740544/9): > > I think I still owe you for that suggestion for the after hours club at the '03 doper convention. Cecil still talks about it. > [@If you'd like to say Thank You to a specific Doper...](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youd-like-to-say-thank-you-to-a-specific-doper/742206/6): > > Thanks to **Cecil** for all of the good times way back when. This was primarily off the board boondoggles, but he knows…he knows. 😉 > [@Editin an old post due to worries about privacy](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/editin-an-old-post-due-to-worries-about-privacy/744988/10): > > I know someone that posted some links to some very disturbing photos of myself and Cecil, that were on a directory drive of a Commodore 64 still connected to usenet somehow. We had those links broken. > [@What's the most exciting (unexpected) phone call you've ever received?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-most-exciting-unexpected-phone-call-youve-ever-received/748205/10): > > Cecil telling me that he had scored spots for both of us on Van Halen’s 1982 Diver Down tour. We rode on the bus with DLR. I think we made it through 14 cities before we had to tell Eddie, we could no longer take David’s constant shit, and we left. > [@How did you find The Straight Dope?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-did-you-find-the-straight-dope/754859/67): > > When I ran into Cecil at a party thrown by Sam Wagstaff around 1977 and we both pondered that we were probably the only two straight guys there, he mentioned his column to me as a passing thing. He wasn’t sure if he was going to keep doing it. I encouraged him to keep at it, who knew that ignorance was so prevalent. > [@Do you surf the "Deep Web" ?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-surf-the-deep-web/757113/26): > > Interesting story: Back in the mid 90’s, I was in a dark web chat room, and ran into none other than Cecil himself, which is quite a laugh, considering we had just been to a George Michaels party together the weekend before. > [@I owe those of you who use "Og" an apology](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-owe-those-of-you-who-use-og-an-apology/766467/35): > > Of course not, but I do personally know that Cecil doesn’t shy from saying the word, “God”, whether as an exclamation when we’ve been chased by authorities, or as a phrase of pleasure in the throws of swinging party from back in the day…but those were days a long time ago. > [@How has this board changed over the years](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-this-board-changed-over-the-years/814276/45): > > I remember when Cecil mentioned to me that he was thinking about starting a message board. This was back in the mid 80’s. It was right after the 1986 Superbowl. We were cruising down Bourbon Street with several friends from Chicago trying to meet up with Ditka for the post game celebration, when Cecil looked at me and said “teeming millions!” I just grinned at him as he grabbed one of the Bears Cheerleader’s ass and kept on walking. Who know then it would end up like it has. > [@A note from Cecil Adams about The Straight Dope](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-note-from-cecil-adams-about-the-straight-dope/816891/99): > > Ha! This explains a lot. Got an email from Cecil a week ago about a month long trip to Croatia and some references to liquor and dirty whores. I have been trying to rework my schedule at work to make it happen. I keep asking when he’s going to write a book about all of those types of exploits. > [@Dopers who've had accounts since the early 2000s, how was your writing style changed?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-whove-had-accounts-since-the-early-2000s-how-was-your-writing-style-changed/818318/20): > > I joined here at the invitation of Cecil. I started out as a cynic, mainly to be a bit of a thorn in his hide. One night at dinner before a long tear of drinking, he accused me of being primarily a troll. I took mild offense to his accusation, but stuck that comment in the back of my psyche for the next few years, tried to be more constructive in my posts. Today, he and I only see each other once every few months at social gatherings and the occasional portfolio review. He’s never accused me of trolling since. Even though he can still be a dick every now and then. > [@Music syncing up with real life](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-syncing-up-with-real-life/832578/4): > > Back in the early 80’s, Cecil and I were in New York and had just left the KISS concert that was held at Studio 54. We were looking for this fantastic burrito place in Hell’s Kitchen at around 3:00 am, when all of the sudden Ace Frehley, sans make-up, runs up behind us puts his arms around both of us and starts singing, _I was made for loving you, baby_! It was pretty surreal. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2019, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/found-money/833500/59 "2019-05-13T19:35:01Z")
Ahhhh, but do you pronounce it “Sisal”? ---
**Author:** ![Omar\_Little](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omar_little/32/269_2.png) [@Omar\_Little](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omar_Little)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2019, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/found-money/833500/60 "2019-05-13T19:37:49Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Ahhhh, but do you pronounce it “Sisal”? Only when I’m high. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/found-money/833500.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/found-money/833500.md?page=4)