# Four facts and one lie about yourself

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/four-facts-and-one-lie-about-yourself/723398>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 24, 2015, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/four-facts-and-one-lie-about-yourself/723398 "2015-06-24T21:18:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2015, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/four-facts-and-one-lie-about-yourself/723398/21 "2015-06-25T21:11:05Z")

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I’ll try D for\*\* minlokwat\*\*, because I’ve husked corn, and don’t remember any knives being necessary to the task.

I can recite the alphabet backwards, too, and it’s not that hard. FWIW, I also married my husband a significant number of years after our first meeting (12), although we were dating only for the last 18 months or so.

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**Author:** ![minlokwat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/minlokwat/32/2844_2.png) [@minlokwat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minlokwat)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2015, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/four-facts-and-one-lie-about-yourself/723398/22 "2015-06-25T21:23:13Z")

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> [@RivkahChaya](#):
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> I’ll try D for\*\* minlokwat\*\*, because I’ve husked corn, and don’t remember any knives being necessary to the task.

It’s not D. My brother used a knife to chop off the nasty bits -the ones the bugs had gotten to and such. He was sort of karate-chopping the ends off and my hand was in the wrong place at the worst possible time. We were kids and didn’t know any better.

Alright, that’s two incorrect answers eliminated.

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**Author:** ![stillownedbysetters](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@stillownedbysetters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stillownedbysetters)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2015, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/four-facts-and-one-lie-about-yourself/723398/23 "2015-06-25T21:40:22Z")

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I will try the reverse strategy and choose A, the one that seems so easy and mundane. The other options are all a bit exotic, while A may be deceptively ordinary.

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**Author:** ![minlokwat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/minlokwat/32/2844_2.png) [@minlokwat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minlokwat)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2015, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/four-facts-and-one-lie-about-yourself/723398/24 "2015-06-25T21:58:07Z")

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> [@stillownedbysetters](#):
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> I will try the reverse strategy and choose A, the one that seems so easy and mundane. The other options are all a bit exotic, while A may be deceptively ordinary.

That’s the one for exactly the reasons you cited.

Looks like you’re up.

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**Author:** ![stillownedbysetters](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@stillownedbysetters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stillownedbysetters)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2015, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/four-facts-and-one-lie-about-yourself/723398/25 "2015-06-25T22:11:59Z")

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Whee!! I did it! Even if I had a 1 out of 3 chance, I’m still proud. 😃

Ok, Here are mine.

A - I was the victim of a hit-and-run accident, struck by a blind man riding a moped.

B - have received a Christmas card from Tommy LaSorda and his wife every year since 1987.

C - I used to skydive regularly

D - Although I was in full labor, I refused to deliver my older son until the Bears-Vikings divisional championship game concluded.

E - I have a grandmother who played professional basketball

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**Author:** ![Precambrianmollusc](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/precambrianmollusc/32/63_2.png) [@Precambrianmollusc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Precambrianmollusc)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2015, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/four-facts-and-one-lie-about-yourself/723398/26 "2015-06-25T22:19:42Z")

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D - not sure that is something one can control ( OK I am male and so clearly not an expert on the subject, but I have seen my wife give birth 3 times I was under the impression things are happening regardless of the mothers intent)

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**Author:** ![stillownedbysetters](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@stillownedbysetters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stillownedbysetters)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2015, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/four-facts-and-one-lie-about-yourself/723398/27 "2015-06-25T22:26:05Z")

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Sorry. Actually that IS true, although I made it sound a lot bigger of a deal than it is. I was indeed in labor, and the doctor came in and said it was about time to go down to delivery. I asked him if I could have 10 mins to finish watching the game (it had about 5 mins to go) and he agreed, but said no more than 10 mins. When he came back, there was 20 seconds to go and he said “I don’t suppose you’re ready yet.” I shook my head no, and we (the doctor, my husband and I) all watched the last 20 seconds. Then they wheeled me down the hall to delivery. About 20 mins later, my oldest son was born.

So “D” is off the boards.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2015, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/four-facts-and-one-lie-about-yourself/723398/28 "2015-06-25T22:29:36Z")

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> [@minlokwat](#):
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> A. I can sing the alphabet song (to the tune of the Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star) with the letters running from Z to A. It’s how I amused myself in school with the letters of the alphabet posted above the board.
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> B. The pick-up line I used on my wife was, “Do you want to see a card trick?” She said “sure” I proceeded, we got married 15 years later and are still going strong today.
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> C. When I trained for my one and only marathon, my physical shape (weight, body fat, etc.) remained virtually unchanged. I completed the entire marathon though I walked the last five miles or so.
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> D. I came very close to losing half of my right thumb when my older brother nearly hacked it off with a butcher’s knife. We were husking corn at the time and I’m pretty sure it wasn’t intentional.
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> E. I spoke to Eddie Murphy when he was doing a radio spot for a local station. I don’t remember what we talked about but I do remember him telling me to turn the radio down.

I’m going to guess C.

> [@racepug](#):
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> **A** ) I once fell off of the roof of our carport (a height of about 8’) and not only lived to tell about it but didn’t even suffer any lasting physical damage.
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> **B** ) I once was saved from drowning in Lake Tahoe by my father (the lifeguard on duty was too busy trying to impress the ladies, or something, to notice _my_ struggles).
> 
> **C** ) I was born in the jungles of Nicaragua.
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> **D** ) I played for the USMNST at Italia '90 and USA '94.
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> **E** ) I am a U.S. Navy veteran.

I don’t believe C.

> [@stillownedbysetters](#):
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> A - I was the victim of a hit-and-run accident, struck by a blind man riding a moped.
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> B - have received a Christmas card from Tommy LaSorda and his wife every year since 1987.
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> C - I used to skydive regularly
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> D - Although I was in full labor, I refused to deliver my older son until the Bears-Vikings divisional championship game concluded.
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> E - I have a grandmother who played professional basketball

I don’t believe D. When the baby wants out, the baby wants out. 🙂

Edit: didn’t see the later posts…

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2015, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/four-facts-and-one-lie-about-yourself/723398/29 "2015-06-25T22:53:37Z")

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> [@Sunspace](#):
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> Well, based on hoarders I’ve seen and (shudder) visited, 100 dead cats seems extreme but possible. And if it was out in the country, burning may be a desperate solution.
> 
> **RivkahChayah** , what side of the pond are you on? I’m near Toronto.

So the pond is Lake Ontario.

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**Author:** ![Why\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b782af/32.png) [@Why\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_Child)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2015, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/four-facts-and-one-lie-about-yourself/723398/30 "2015-06-25T23:26:36Z")

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> [@stillownedbysetters](#):
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> Whee!! I did it! Even if I had a 1 out of 3 chance, I’m still proud. 😃
> 
> Ok, Here are mine.
> 
> A - I was the victim of a hit-and-run accident, struck by a blind man riding a moped.
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> B - have received a Christmas card from Tommy LaSorda and his wife every year since 1987.
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> C - I used to skydive regularly
> 
> D - Although I was in full labor, I refused to deliver my older son until the Bears-Vikings divisional championship game concluded.
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> E - I have a grandmother who played professional basketball

I’m going to guess **B.** Not for any _real_ reason, but it’s the one that made me tilt my head a bit and squint. 😃

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**Author:** ![Fubaya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@Fubaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fubaya)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2015, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/four-facts-and-one-lie-about-yourself/723398/31 "2015-06-25T23:58:34Z")

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I’m game. I won’t reply until the false one is guessed, then I will explain all 5.

A- I am an expert marksman, my shooting activity of choice is fast pistol firing at Post-it notes at 25 yards.

B- I have a child that I didn’t know about until it was one year old.

C- My girlfriend is a former model who is working toward her PhD.

D- I have a piece of lead still stuck in my neck from accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil while at school.

E- I have driven so many “dream vehicles” from makers such as Lamborghini, Ferrari, etc that they all bore me.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2015, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/four-facts-and-one-lie-about-yourself/723398/32 "2015-06-26T00:12:24Z")

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I’ve never seen a lifeguard at Tahoe. But I’m more of a boater than beacher.

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2015, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/four-facts-and-one-lie-about-yourself/723398/33 "2015-06-26T00:52:19Z")

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So sorry, I must post a list. Then I’m going back to guess the lies of others.

A—I don’t speak Korean anymore but I can still read it out loud when I see it printed

B—I once did all the baked goods for a large reception(500+), the guest of honor was Laura Bush

C—Spider Robinson once signed a book for me, saying I was the only person who’d told him personally that they liked the story “True Minds”

D—Braking on black ice, I once rolled a car that had fifty miles on it, suffering only a couple of bruises.

E—I paid $60 for a map of South America, from an 1896 National Geographic magazine.

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2015, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/four-facts-and-one-lie-about-yourself/723398/34 "2015-06-26T00:53:37Z")

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For Fubaya it has to be E

E- I have driven so many “dream vehicles” from makers such as Lamborghini, Ferrari, etc that they all bore me.

How could anyone be bored by cars like that?

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**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2015, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/four-facts-and-one-lie-about-yourself/723398/35 "2015-06-26T01:30:56Z")

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Baker, C can’t be true.

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2015, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/four-facts-and-one-lie-about-yourself/723398/36 "2015-06-26T01:46:42Z")

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> [@RickJay](#):
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> Baker, C can’t be true.

Well, it may not have been true to\* Mr. Robinson\*, but I could show you the paperback he signed. It was a copy of Melancholy Elephants. So C is true, to me.

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**Author:** ![stillownedbysetters](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@stillownedbysetters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stillownedbysetters)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2015, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/four-facts-and-one-lie-about-yourself/723398/37 "2015-06-26T02:11:17Z")

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> [@Why\_Child](#):
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> I’m going to guess **B.** Not for any _real_ reason, but it’s the one that made me tilt my head a bit and squint. 😃

We have a winner! I did receive a Christmas card from them in 1987 and 1988, but once I left the world of athletics, the cards ceased. So that statement IS the lie. 😃

Good job!

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**Author:** ![Fubaya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@Fubaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fubaya)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2015, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/four-facts-and-one-lie-about-yourself/723398/38 "2015-06-26T04:02:46Z")

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> [@Baker](#):
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> For Fubaya it has to be E

Nope.

I’ll guess B for your list.

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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2015, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/four-facts-and-one-lie-about-yourself/723398/39 "2015-06-26T04:48:43Z")

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> [@astro](#):
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> A: My birth certificate was signed by Henry Kissinger
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> B: Due to a childhood accident I have no lens in my left eye
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> C: I can bench press 300 lbs and am flexible enough to press my palms flat on the floor while standing with my knees locked straight
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> D: I have an ebay side business that generates more cash than my regular job
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> E: After a great aunt with severe alcoholism issues died a cousin and I once had to shoot the over 100 cats infesting her house, pile them outside and burn them up with gasoline

E: is the untrue claim

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**Author:** ![Why\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b782af/32.png) [@Why\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_Child)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2015, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/four-facts-and-one-lie-about-yourself/723398/40 "2015-06-26T07:15:30Z")

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> [@stillownedbysetters](#):
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> We have a winner! I did receive a Christmas card from them in 1987 and 1988, but once I left the world of athletics, the cards ceased. So that statement IS the lie. 😃
> 
> Good job!

Yay!! Now I can post my list!!

A. I had traveled to Mexico, Canada, and 43 states by the time I was 13 years old.

B. I have been robbed at four different jobs.

C. One time I was robbed, and the guy ran out of the building and jumped on his getaway bicycle.

D. I once owned a dog named Boneless, and a cat named Mustard.

E. When I was 5 years old, my sister and I outran a pack of wild dogs intent on eating us.

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