# Four Humours

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/four-humours/380730>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 16, 2006, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/four-humours/380730 "2006-11-16T20:38:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2006, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/four-humours/380730/21 "2006-11-17T07:56:21Z")

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Apparently I ordered a cheeseburger. Runs in the family, the taste for cheeseburgers.

25%, 25%, 10%, 40%

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**Author:** ![Carl\_Corey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Carl\_Corey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carl_Corey)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2006, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/four-humours/380730/22 "2006-11-17T16:10:34Z")

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Melancholy 38%  
Phlegmatic 35%  
Sanguine 18%  
Choleric 10%

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2006, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/four-humours/380730/23 "2006-11-17T16:31:30Z")

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[QUOTE=bundykala]  
There are links to “definitions” of each of the humours along the right hand side of the linked page. But to answer your question, it doesn’t really _mean_ anything. It thinks it does, but it doesn’t.

[Here’s](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_humours) what Wikipedia has to say if you’re really interested.  
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Ah, yes, I see those now. Typical of a choleric to come in here demanding answers. 😃

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2006, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/four-humours/380730/24 "2006-11-17T17:46:39Z")

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Gorgeously fabulous.

Also, apparently, Sanguine Phlegmatic.

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**Author:** ![The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_chao_goes_mu/32/3191_2.png) [@The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Chao_Goes_Mu)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2006, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/four-humours/380730/25 "2006-11-17T18:08:31Z")

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Phlegmatic Melancholy. So basically, they’re saying I’m Eeyore.

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**Author:** ![Shrinking\_Violet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@Shrinking\_Violet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shrinking_Violet)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2006, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/four-humours/380730/26 "2006-11-19T15:29:15Z")

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Yet another Melancholy Phlegmatic …

Yep, I sure am sad when I get a cold.

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**Author:** ![Kikas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ce73a5/32.png) [@Kikas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kikas)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2006, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/four-humours/380730/27 "2006-11-19T15:44:15Z")

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Sanguine Melancholy

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**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2006, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/four-humours/380730/28 "2006-11-19T15:59:53Z")

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Sanguine Choleric… Dunno if it really fits.

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2006, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/four-humours/380730/29 "2006-11-19T16:34:40Z")

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They want my e-mail addy.

\<snort\>

Thanks, no…I get enough Spam from Nigeria.

If I need more, I’ll write, & ask for it.

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**Author:** ![the\_chicken\_of\_exeter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ac8455/32.png) [@the\_chicken\_of\_exeter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_chicken_of_exeter)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2006, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/four-humours/380730/30 "2006-11-19T23:07:20Z")

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Another Melancholy Phlegmatic. Depressed and lazy, actually that sounds about right.  
Melancholy Strength:12 Weakness:9 53%  
Phlegmatic Strength:3 Weakness:4 18%  
Sanguine Strength:3 Weakness:3 15%  
Choleric Strength:2 Weakness:4 15%

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**Author:** ![Bites\_When\_Provoked](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bites_when_provoked/32/18073_2.png) [@Bites\_When\_Provoked](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bites_When_Provoked)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2006, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/four-humours/380730/31 "2006-11-22T09:26:34Z")

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Your personality is Phlegmatic Sanguine.

Melancholy Strength:5 Weakness:6  
28%  
Phlegmatic Strength:4 Weakness:8  
30%  
Sanguine Strength:8 Weakness:4  
30%  
Choleric Strength:3 Weakness:2  
13%

Sooo… I’m almost equal thirds Phlegmatic, Sanguine and Melancholy? No wonder I’m so conflicted! I just lack the ability to get angry about it. 😃

Also, **NJ\_Kef** , you’re right - 101%? What’s with that?

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**Author:** ![scareyfaerie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scareyfaerie/32/3135_2.png) [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2006, 9:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/four-humours/380730/32 "2006-11-22T09:51:36Z")

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Melancholy Phlegmatic. Is this the best club to be in?

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**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2006, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/four-humours/380730/33 "2006-11-22T11:08:52Z")

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Sanguine Phlegmatic.

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**Author:** ![Kesamet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/45deac/32.png) [@Kesamet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kesamet)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2006, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/four-humours/380730/34 "2006-11-22T11:19:15Z")

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Sanguine Choleric

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